The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

jscolon2.0 posted:

My huckleberry friend, Moon River and me.

I didn't think he'd do it but BAM second encore!

Good night Thompsons Quote Thread, there will be no encores. :geno:

# ? Jan 25, 2014 02:07

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# ? May 10, 2024 04:40

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Tokelau All Star posted:

I engaged in intercourse with your spouse or significant other.

Do you like that quote?

Tokelau All Star posted:

I always thought THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES! was my favorite Simpsons quote of all time, but this one might be overtaking it.

Oh, then yes I quoted it first.

# ? Jan 25, 2014 02:41

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Saw this on my drive to work this morning:

# ? Jan 25, 2014 02:50

Jackie D: May 27, 2009; Democracy is like a tambourine - not everyone can be trusted with it.

I repeat, we are out of EL BARTO license plates.

# ? Jan 25, 2014 02:53

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Jackie D posted:

I repeat, we are out of EL BARTO license plates.

My car is also named El Barto. :mad:

# ? Jan 25, 2014 03:01

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Jackie D posted:

# ? Jan 25, 2014 03:04

Tokelau All Star: Feb 23, 2008; THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

Jackie D posted:

I repeat, we are out of EL BARTO license plates.

Hmmm . . . Nitsy . . .

# ? Jan 25, 2014 04:27

Crackerman: Jun 23, 2005

Come along, Bort!

# ? Jan 25, 2014 04:31

BloodDesk UnderHell: Sep 24, 2007; Wow! He licks good boot!

DrBouvenstein posted:

Saw this on my drive to work this morning:

I sentence you to kiss my rear end!

# ? Jan 25, 2014 04:40

Class3KillStorm: Feb 17, 2011

Anger is what makes America great. But you must find the proper outlet for your rage. Fire a weapon at your television screen. Pick a fight with someone weaker than you. Or write a threatening letter to a celebrity. So when you go out for a drive remember to leave your murderous anger where it belongs... at home.

# ? Jan 25, 2014 06:05

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

DrBouvenstein posted:

Saw this on my drive to work this morning:

You know, I think Milhouse is "El Barto..."

# ? Jan 25, 2014 08:40

skooma512: Feb 8, 2012; You couldn't grok my race car, but you dug the roadside blur.

NOBODY likes Milhouse!

# ? Jan 25, 2014 09:20

Striking Yak: Dec 31, 2012

skooma512 posted:

NOBODY likes Milhouse!

Have you ever heard of this kid Milhouse? He's a little weiner...

# ? Jan 25, 2014 09:59

I Love Loosies: Jan 4, 2013

Crackerman posted:

Come along, Bort!

I owe everything I have to my mother's watchful eye. Oh there's mother now, watching me. What's that, I have a right to be here, its school business. That sailor suit doesn't fit anymore!

# ? Jan 25, 2014 11:40

mrfart: May 26, 2004; Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

Drink-Mix Man posted:

I should box your ears, you, you, you... SNEAKY PETE!

I thought I was alone in "finger thing" appreciation until this thread.

Hey, finger boys, get a room!

# ? Jan 25, 2014 11:50

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

skooma512 posted:

NOBODY likes Milhouse!

People will like what I tell them to like! :black101:

# ? Jan 25, 2014 14:50

Man Alive!: Jul 21, 2004; There IS a spoon, LOOK.

Mister Kingdom posted:

People will like what I tell them to like!

Mister Kingdom, women won't like being shot in the face.

# ? Jan 25, 2014 18:20

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

Man Alive! posted:

Mister Kingdom, women won't like being shot in the face.

I said. Hop in.

# ? Jan 25, 2014 18:22

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

DrBouvenstein posted:

Saw this on my drive to work this morning:

I won't eat anything unless its shipped overnight from Vermont or Washington state.

# ? Jan 25, 2014 18:42

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

CatchrNdRy posted:

I won't eat anything unless its shipped overnight from Vermont or Washington state.

Let's go to the old mill anyway. Get some cider.

# ? Jan 25, 2014 19:00

Jorghnassen: Oct 1, 2007; Glouton des fjords

CatchrNdRy posted:

I won't eat anything unless its shipped overnight from Vermont or Washington state.

I'm a level 5 vegan. I won't eat anything that casts a shadow.

# ? Jan 25, 2014 19:00

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

CatchrNdRy posted:

I won't eat anything unless its shipped overnight from Vermont or Washington state.

I get the sneaking suspicion that L.L. Bean and Eddie Bauer are selling me the same honey.

# ? Jan 25, 2014 19:41

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

IMJack posted:

I get the sneaking suspicion that L.L. Bean and Eddie Bauer are selling me the same honey.

The dastards!

# ? Jan 25, 2014 20:02

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Drink-Mix Man posted:

The dastards!

# ? Jan 25, 2014 20:08

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

# ? Jan 25, 2014 21:06

twerking on the railroad: Jun 23, 2007; Get on my level

IMJack posted:

The leader is good
The leader is great
We surrender our will
As of this date

# ? Jan 25, 2014 21:46

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

jscolon2.0 posted:

Let's go to the old mill anyway. Get some cider.

If it's clear and yellow, you got juice there, fella! If it's tangy and brown, you're in cider town.

Now there's a couple of exceptions, and it gets kinda tricky here...

...and of course in Canada the whole thing's flip-flopped.

# ? Jan 25, 2014 21:47

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Skeesix posted:

The leader is good
The leader is great
We surrender our will
As of this date

This so-called new religion is nothing but a pack of weird rituals and chants, designed to take away the money of fools. Now let's say the Lord's Prayer forty times, but first, let's pass the collection plate.

# ? Jan 25, 2014 22:20

Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

MondayHotDog posted:

If it's clear and yellow, you got juice there, fella! If it's tangy and brown, you're in cider town.

Now there's a couple of exceptions, and it gets kinda tricky here...

...and of course in Canada the whole thing's flip-flopped.

If it's brown, drink it down. If it's black, send it back.

# ? Jan 25, 2014 22:50

Samuel Clemens: Oct 4, 2013; I think we should call the Avengers.

Drink-Mix Man posted:

This so-called new religion is nothing but a pack of weird rituals and chants, designed to take away the money of fools. Now let's say the Lord's Prayer forty times, but first, let's pass the collection plate.

I don't hear scrubbing.

# ? Jan 26, 2014 00:04

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Samuel Clemens posted:

I never thought I'd have to do this again!

# ? Jan 26, 2014 00:34

Technogeek: Sep 9, 2002; by FactsAreUseless

Drink-Mix Man posted:

This so-called new religion is nothing but a pack of weird rituals and chants, designed to take away the money of fools. Now let's say the Lord's Prayer forty times, but first, let's pass the collection plate.

These Super Bowl commercials are weird.

# ? Jan 26, 2014 00:54

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Technogeek posted:

These Super Bowl commercials are weird.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJwZIDaILrg

# ? Jan 26, 2014 01:26

Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Technogeek posted:

These Super Bowl commercials are weird.

The Catholic Church.

We've made a few.... changes.

# ? Jan 26, 2014 01:34

Man Alive!: Jul 21, 2004; There IS a spoon, LOOK.

Everything Counts posted:

The Catholic Church.

We've made a few.... changes.

I guess some people never change. Or, they change, then quickly change back.

# ? Jan 26, 2014 02:02

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

IMJack posted:

# ? Jan 26, 2014 02:04

BloodDesk UnderHell: Sep 24, 2007; Wow! He licks good boot!

Skeesix posted:

The leader is good
The leader is great
We surrender our will
As of this date

Loving serenity. It's about drat time! :allears:

# ? Jan 26, 2014 02:59

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

Technogeek posted:

These Super Bowl commercials are weird.

That doesn't make a lick of sense!

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# ? Jan 26, 2014 09:24

Man Alive!: Jul 21, 2004; There IS a spoon, LOOK.

Root Bear posted:

That doesn't make a lick of sense!

When my face was crushed, why did it go back to my old face? I mean, shouldn't it have turned into some kind of third face that was different? Don't make no -

# ? Jan 26, 2014 17:30

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jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Man Alive! posted:

When my face was crushed, why did it go back to my old face? I mean, shouldn't it have turned into some kind of third face that was different? Don't make no -

First, I was Kid Gorgeous. Then I was Kid Presentable. Then I was Kid Gruesome, and then I was Kid Moe.

# ? Jan 26, 2014 17:47

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