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Captain Postal
Sep 16, 2007

Ynglaur posted:

I agree that relative populations cannot be discerned by army size.

You can also show this with a reductio ad absurdum by quoting a modern day equivalent. Lets choose 2 countries in the same geographical region with similar culture to remove some variables.

China military (including reservists): 3.09M
China population: 1,350.70M

N Korea military (including reservists): 9.31M
N Korea population: X?

Solve for X.


Kaal posted:

To be fair, that North Korea number includes their "army reserve" population, which is effectively every man and woman who is fit for military service. China's equivalent would be something like 600 million people.

That's beside the point. They have 9.3M people under colours, China has ~3M. There are plenty of instances in ancient history where the size of the army equals the size of the population (eg sieges)

Captain Postal fucked around with this message at 01:37 on Jan 26, 2014

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Kaal
May 22, 2002

through thousands of posts in D&D over a decade, I now believe I know what I'm talking about. if I post forcefully and confidently, I can convince others that is true. no one sees through my facade.

Captain Postal posted:

You can also show this with a reductio ad absurdum by quoting a modern day equivalent. Lets choose 2 countries in the same geographical region with similar culture to remove some variables.

China military (including reservists): 3.09M
China population: 1,350.70M

N Korea military (including reservists): 9.31M
N Korea population: X?

Solve for X.

To be fair, that North Korea number includes their "army reserve" population, which is effectively every man and woman who is fit for military service. China's equivalent would be something like 600 million people.

Average Lettuce
Oct 22, 2012


Hey people! I’ve been following this thread for a few weeks and made me realize I know next to nothing about Rome. My knowledge goes no further than the Asterix comic books, Rome Total War game and the Rome HBO series (most of what we’ve talked in school was more about architecture and culture).

I’d like to get a book that tells a bit about Rome’s general history. I guess a complete one is impossible given it’s extensive existence, but at least one that focus on a more important period. I guess a TV series wouldn’t be bad either. Can you recommend me something?

Noctis Horrendae
Nov 1, 2013

Camoes posted:

Hey people! I’ve been following this thread for a few weeks and made me realize I know next to nothing about Rome. My knowledge goes no further than the Asterix comic books, Rome Total War game and the Rome HBO series (most of what we’ve talked in school was more about architecture and culture).

I’d like to get a book that tells a bit about Rome’s general history. I guess a complete one is impossible given it’s extensive existence, but at least one that focus on a more important period. I guess a TV series wouldn’t be bad either. Can you recommend me something?

Consider yourself lucky that your courses even touched upon Rome. My history classes never even mentioned Rome - I don't think I got a course that covered earlier than the 16th century or so.

Are you looking for an encyclopaedia type book, a textbook or a standard non-fiction book?

e: This is what my state university uses for their Rome courses. http://www.amazon.com/Ancient-Rome-Military-Political-History/dp/0521809185/ref=tmm_hrd_title_0/190-8051461-4851145

fantastic in plastic
Jun 15, 2007

The Socialist Workers Party's newspaper proved to be a tough sell to downtown businessmen.

Camoes posted:

Hey people! I’ve been following this thread for a few weeks and made me realize I know next to nothing about Rome. My knowledge goes no further than the Asterix comic books, Rome Total War game and the Rome HBO series (most of what we’ve talked in school was more about architecture and culture).

I’d like to get a book that tells a bit about Rome’s general history. I guess a complete one is impossible given it’s extensive existence, but at least one that focus on a more important period. I guess a TV series wouldn’t be bad either. Can you recommend me something?

I suggest reading about the Greeks, they're much better From the Gracchi to Nero. It's a good history of the period in Roman history that's (in my opinion) the most inherently interesting/approachable to modern audiences, and the author's notes can point you at further reading if you want more.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Good lord, the kindle version is $35. Oh well, it's on the wish list anyway.

Koramei
Nov 11, 2011

I have three regrets
The first is to be born in Joseon.
Yeah... I'd suggest just listening to the History of Rome Podcast. It's pretty good and free (and on itunes) and comprehensive. Ends right at 476 but for everything before then it's a good overview.

fantastic in plastic
Jun 15, 2007

The Socialist Workers Party's newspaper proved to be a tough sell to downtown businessmen.

Godholio posted:

Good lord, the kindle version is $35. Oh well, it's on the wish list anyway.

It definitely suffers from academic book pricing, but it's a good read. Best to pick it up used.

Average Lettuce
Oct 22, 2012


Noctis Horrendae posted:

Are you looking for an encyclopaedia type book, a textbook or a standard non-fiction book?

I don't know, I really just wanted to increase my knowledge, but I don't want something too heavy.

The books seem a little too expensive but I might try the podcast. Thanks for the help so far!

Octy
Apr 1, 2010

Camoes posted:

I don't know, I really just wanted to increase my knowledge, but I don't want something too heavy.

The books seem a little too expensive but I might try the podcast. Thanks for the help so far!

If you're really cheap, you could just read the wiki on Rome. It's very extensive and you should find a few things that interest you which you can look up specifically.

Ynglaur
Oct 9, 2013

The Malta Conference, anyone?
I actually enjoyed reading Polybius, and found it an excellent overview of Rome prior to the very late Republic. I'll also second the podcast mentioned above: it's very easy to digest without any background, but is surprisingly comprehensive given the format.

Fork of Unknown Origins
Oct 21, 2005
Gotta Herd On?
The podcast is excellent. It is 74 hours long, so it isn't something you're going to knock off in a weekend, but if you have any sort of commute and want to just pick up things over time that's my pick for best way to do it.

9-Volt Assault
Jan 27, 2007

Beter twee tetten in de hand dan tien op de vlucht.
Hey look, two new studies which conclude that the Carthaginians did in fact sacrifice children.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Some comedy after your child sacrifice reading.

http://byzantiumnovum.org/

Atlas Hugged
Mar 12, 2007


Put your arms around me,
fiddly digits, itchy britches
I love you all

Camoes posted:

(most of what we’ve talked in school was more about architecture and culture).

This just reminded me that whenever Rome or Greece came up in school, we inevitably spent entire lessons discussing the difference between the three types of columns used in the architecture. Thinking back on it, I can't for the life of me figure out why that would have been stressed so much.

I guess for dating a building based on a relative era it could be useful, but it seems rather useless in an overview of actual Roman history.

my dad
Oct 17, 2012

this shall be humorous

quote:

As a micronational sovereignty project, Byzantium Novum makes the following claims to world rights and territories:

We acknowledge ancient lands which constituted the Byzantine Empire to be our cultural and religious homeland, and claim historical rights to all sites and territories which were under the direct control or administration of Constantinople and its successor states from 324 AD to 1479 AD.

Ahahahahaha what the hell?

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

Techno-libertarians.

Don Gato
Apr 28, 2013

Actually a bipedal cat.
Grimey Drawer

Grand Fromage posted:

Some comedy after your child sacrifice reading.

http://byzantiumnovum.org/

So wait, they are byzantine fanatics but they acknowledge it as a separate thing from Rome? Wouldn't the smart thing be to just claim direct descendence from Rome instead and claim all of Rome's former territory?

I'm betting the answer is that the former byzantine territory they're claiming just has a lot of brown people in it so they think they would be able to control them easier.

nrook
Jun 25, 2009

Just let yourself become a worthless person!

Don Gato posted:

So wait, they are byzantine fanatics but they acknowledge it as a separate thing from Rome? Wouldn't the smart thing be to just claim direct descendence from Rome instead and claim all of Rome's former territory?

I'm betting the answer is that the former byzantine territory they're claiming just has a lot of brown people in it so they think they would be able to control them easier.

I'd just guess they're Greek nationalists who'd rather claim descendence from a Greek empire than one that sprung from Western Europe.

Slim Jim Pickens
Jan 16, 2012

nrook posted:

I'd just guess they're Greek nationalists who'd rather claim descendence from a Greek empire than one that sprung from Western Europe.

Their FAQ claims otherwise, but that's only more confusing.

I think they're a group that has confused "micronation" with "clubhouse". I don't really get their whole purpose.

Octy
Apr 1, 2010

To be fair if you base your opinion of them on this line:

quote:

We acknowledge ancient lands which constituted the Byzantine Empire to be our cultural and religious homeland and claim historical rights to all sites and territories which were under the direct control or administration of Constantinople and its successor states from 324 AD to 1479 AD.

They're not greatly different to a lot of groups who do have recognition from a ruling government, even if their demands aren't exactly acceded to.

cafel
Mar 29, 2010

This post is hurting the economy!

Grand Fromage posted:

Some comedy after your child sacrifice reading.

http://byzantiumnovum.org/

Why keep a claim on Constantinople? If you somehow managed to return it to Christian hands, God would just return Constantine XI from the cavern he's been storing him in and then you'd have to duke it out with him.

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

They claim "historical rights" and I think they're trying to be an internet microstate and they basically read Snow Crash too many times.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Sadly there are also actual countries, some with with nuclear weapons, who make similarly absurd claims. At least these weirdos are harmless.

Habitual Quitter
Jun 26, 2011

Arglebargle III posted:

They claim "historical rights" and I think they're trying to be an internet microstate and they basically read Snow Crash too many times.

You can't read Snow Crash too many times.
Besides, if New Byzantine has Hiros running around on smart-spoked motorcycles with katanas I think we all know that every goon will join it.

Captain Postal
Sep 16, 2007

Grand Fromage posted:

Sadly there are also actual countries, some with with nuclear weapons, who make similarly absurd claims. At least these weirdos are harmless.



Taiwan (RoC) has claims on:
PRC
Tibet
Mongolia
Myanmar
Bhutan
India
Japan
Afghanistan
Pakistan
Russia
Tajikistan

They're just pissing everyone off.

Paxicon
Dec 22, 2007
Sycophant, unless you don't want me to be
I haven't heard anything about byzanthine dongdragons yet, rated 1

Atlas Hugged
Mar 12, 2007


Put your arms around me,
fiddly digits, itchy britches
I love you all
Taiwan rules.

Kassad
Nov 12, 2005

It's about time.
Taiwan's crazy claims are a weird side-effect of Taiwan's effort to placate the PRC. See, if they claim all this stuff it means that Taiwan is still part of China, even if it's not run by the PRC. But if they drop the claims then they're a province that's trying to secede and, well, we all know how that worked out for Tibet.

Suenteus Po
Sep 15, 2007
SOH-Dan

Kassad posted:

Taiwan's crazy claims are a weird side-effect of Taiwan's effort to placate the PRC. See, if they claim all this stuff it means that Taiwan is still part of China, even if it's not run by the PRC. But if they drop the claims then they're a province that's trying to secede and, well, we all know how that worked out for Tibet.

Does the PRC claim Mongolia, or is there some reason Taiwan has to claim territories the PRC doesn't?

Atlas Hugged
Mar 12, 2007


Put your arms around me,
fiddly digits, itchy britches
I love you all
A couple of years ago during one of the China-Japan island disputes, the Taiwanese decided to remind everyone that they actually owned the islands and sent their coast guard up to relax in the waters. The Japanese chased them away with hoses. Taiwan rules.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Suenteus Po posted:

Does the PRC claim Mongolia, or is there some reason Taiwan has to claim territories the PRC doesn't?

Taiwan claims the entirety of Qing China. The PRC gave up claims on Mongolia because it was part of the USSR and they were, at the time, working together.

Basically imagine if one day Italy rolled into the UN and demanded most of Europe, North Africa, and the Middle East back. Some of the claims that some countries try to enforce are that old.

Anyway I just ran into that on a banner ad while checking the Europa Universalis 4 wiki (of course) and it amused me.

Grand Fromage fucked around with this message at 14:42 on Jan 27, 2014

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

The PRC has had practical reasons to drop some claims from the Qing era. Taiwan hasn't.

physeter
Jan 24, 2006

high five, more dead than alive

The Aztecs didn't really engage in human sacrifice. All those people were dead before they had their hearts carved out, and since the Spanish destroyed all their records and had an obvious bias against the natives, we can hardly trust their accounts, now can we?

*writes a book*

sbaldrick
Jul 19, 2006
Driven by Hate

Cingulate posted:

Maybe the Battle of the Teutoburg Forest was an exception, but it still meant Arminius somehow managed to get 10-30.000 people together.

Teutoburg was also a last ditch all or nothing fight for the Germanic tribes in Rome's way. Arminius more then likely knew that and was able to rally a force to fight the legions. If Rome had wanted to press after the loss they would have overwhelmed the tribes in the end.

Slim Jim Pickens
Jan 16, 2012

sbaldrick posted:

Teutoburg was also a last ditch all or nothing fight for the Germanic tribes in Rome's way. Arminius more then likely knew that and was able to rally a force to fight the legions. If Rome had wanted to press after the loss they would have overwhelmed the tribes in the end.

Well, they totally did. They invaded and wrecked poo poo, but never established any colonies. Teutoburg may have contributed in dissuading the Romans from settling Germania, but there were a million other reasons for not doing that too.

Mustang
Jun 18, 2006

“We don’t really know where this goes — and I’m not sure we really care.”
Anyone know anything about how Roman names changed over time? They seem to get longer and longer in the Imperial era. When did names stop being Roman and start to be visibly Italian, Spanish, etc?

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


sbaldrick posted:

Teutoburg was also a last ditch all or nothing fight for the Germanic tribes in Rome's way. Arminius more then likely knew that and was able to rally a force to fight the legions. If Rome had wanted to press after the loss they would have overwhelmed the tribes in the end.

That's exactly what happened. Rome came back some time later for revenge and murdered everyone/burned everything they could get their hands on. Deep into Germany too, I think to the Elbe. If Germany had been rich it would've been conquered, but it just wasn't worth the trouble.

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


I think sometimes as modern nerds it is easy to fall into the trap of kind of thinking like this is Civ/Total War: "why didn't they keep pushing forward?" but really there wasn't a lot in the deep Germania area to entice a Roman: really cold, lots of trees, it's really FAR (getting people from Rome to say, Denmark is different compared to just crossing one end of the Mediterranean to the other), more trees, lots of barbarians, and the east is already really rich for the taking and all around more pleasant to kick it in.

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Captain Postal
Sep 16, 2007

Berke Negri posted:

I think sometimes as modern nerds it is easy to fall into the trap of kind of thinking like this is Civ/Total War: "why didn't they keep pushing forward?" but really there wasn't a lot in the deep Germania area to entice a Roman: really cold, lots of trees, it's really FAR (getting people from Rome to say, Denmark is different compared to just crossing one end of the Mediterranean to the other), more trees, lots of barbarians, and the east is already really rich for the taking and all around more pleasant to kick it in.

You mean the senate didn't consist of the populares, the optimates and the pulchellus terminos factions?

*I had to use google translate

Captain Postal fucked around with this message at 03:46 on Jan 28, 2014

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