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1st AD posted:The guy who just broke his leg and has been previously submitted in the leg is going to avoid Palhares like the plague. Every time he sees Anderson's cast he does Reem's liplick
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1st AD posted:The guy who just broke his leg and has been previously submitted in the leg is going to avoid Palhares like the plague. I only used Andy because I needed someone handy with a scattergun. I guess Paulo Thiago would have worked, too.
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ARABIC B-LEAGUE ALERT! Desert Force Fighting Championship: NOW: http://aflam4you.tv/channel/50-MBC%20Action.html We can only hope this will live up to Dubai FC's standards.
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coconono posted:It seems like the last time Palhares was in trouble they trotted out the "he's seeing a sports psychologist" It takes a long time to get the square peg in the square hole, step off
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2 fat 4 my lambo posted:thanks, for this It was lobstermobster bought and made by the wrestling gif guy WrasslorMonkey
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quote:@cagepotatomma 1m Haha  Tito never stops being funny
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Yuriy posted:Haha Over/under on whether Tito pleads not guilty and represents himself?
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Gregor Samsa posted:Over/under on whether Tito pleads not guilty and represents himself? I think you need to show a degree of competency to be allowed to do that, don't you? Hello lables and jurormen, I am of course your defendant, the policecop said I was over the limit and here in a minute I am going to show you that this is literally impossible for that to have happened *stammers on for four more minutes before shotgunning a case of O'Doul's*
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Bluedeanie posted:I think you need to show a degree of competency to be allowed to do that, don't you? You see I have a broken skull and several slipped vertebrae and so I had drink to kill the pain but I'm a warrior so of course I drove and like a warrior I was determined to go out on my shield and also if you fine me I can't pay my training partners.
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Mr. Ortiz you cannot personally arrange for Blimpie to cater the juror deliberation for your own trial, gently caress this bullshit I'm retiring to my chamber.
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Getting into a car wreck while under the influence is more sad than funny. But the smiley is still awesome.
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Bluedeanie posted:I think you need to show a degree of competency to be allowed to do that, don't you? Anyone can represent themselves in court, unless they're deemed unfit, but if you do you can't petition the judge to declare a mistrial based on incompetent representation.
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-Atom- posted:the worst doctor and also yessssss
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red19fire posted:Anyone can represent themselves in court, unless they're deemed unfit, but if you do you can't petition the judge to declare a mistrial based on incompetent representation. That's what I meant, he would be deemed unfit
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In California you can be charged with having blood alcohol levels higher than .08 (or whatever it is now), and also driving while intoxicated. So if you pass the tests (walk in straight line, say alphabet backwards), but they test you and your blood levels are high, they can still charge you. From the same DUI you are charged with two counts.
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Yuriy posted:A funny arrow to the knee joke in 2014, you've done the impossible I laughed, I marveled
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Bean Fried posted:So, I updated my dumb blog with my Strawweight and Bantamweight Top 40s, only now they're all pretty and poo poo with like 120 hyperlinks. Mods rename Bean Fried as 'WMMA Casey Kasem'
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Bean Fried posted:So, I updated my dumb blog with my Strawweight and Bantamweight Top 40s, only now they're all pretty and poo poo with like 120 hyperlinks. I thought we had a mutual understanding that Sheila Gaff shall not be ranked.
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-Atom- posted:I thought we had a mutual understanding that Sheila Gaff shall not be ranked. I ran out of people after 39. Take away her losses, take away her wins over a bunch of cans and a journeywomen, take away her glove touch KOs over decent fighters, take away her DQ loss to Cindy Dandois in an attempted glove touch KO in the 3rd round of a fight she was probably winning (Gaff dropped her but Dandois hung on so Gaff threw an illegal knee that opened up a giant gash in Dandois' forehead), and she still legitimately beasted Aisling Daly, which is enough of a win that there's really no one I can rank in front of her at #40. If you think of someone let me know.
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Are the women having to fight onto the house? That sucks! At this point I'd rather them all get a spot. Basically I don't want Thug Rose to lose.
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Captain Log posted:Are the women having to fight onto the house? That sucks! At this point I'd rather them all get a spot. From what I understand, the 11 former Invicta ladies are assured spots and try-outs will be held for the remaining 5 spots, so I think it's just 16 ladies in the house. I could be super-wrong, though. I am probably going to end up being super-wrong
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Bean Fried posted:I ran out of people after 39. Take away her losses, take away her wins over a bunch of cans and a journeywomen, take away her glove touch KOs over decent fighters, take away her DQ loss to Cindy Dandois in an attempted glove touch KO in the 3rd round of a fight she was probably winning (Gaff dropped her but Dandois hung on so Gaff threw an illegal knee that opened up a giant gash in Dandois' forehead), and she still legitimately beasted Aisling Daly, which is enough of a win that there's really no one I can rank in front of her at #40. If you think of someone let me know.  she's like the antagonist in Million Dollar Baby.
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Protect yourself at all times (She is still A Bad and a garbage-person, but it isn't strictly speaking, illegal)
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LobsterMobster posted:From what I understand, the 11 former Invicta ladies are assured spots and try-outs will be held for the remaining 5 spots, so I think it's just 16 ladies in the house. I could be super-wrong, though. No, this is correct. Filming starts like May 20th or thereabouts. It's not really known when the open tryouts are but I assume they're going to start in late April or something, wherein they choose the 5 final girls and presumedly a couple of alternates. Jessica Penne, Aisling Daly, Brianna VanBurren, Heather Jo Clark, and (inactive but former top 5 Atomweight) Lisa Ellis are all apparently trying out, among other notables. Not sure about Stephanie Eggink. V.V Mei speaks perfect English but seems to be more interested in dropping to Atomweight for now.
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B-League Update Friday January 31st Oplot Challenge 97- 2PM EST: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q76qeMrEhwo Havoc FC 4- 9PM EST: http://client.stretchinternet.com/client/supervision.portal Legacy FC- 10PM EST: AXS.tv Warriors Pro 4- 10:30PM EST: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8pVUrNbrrI Saturday February 1st Soul FC 2- 1PM EST: http://tv-online.in/orange-sport-live Oplot Challenge 98- 2PM EST: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xl1Y_oivsys Sunday February 2nd Jungle Fight 65- 6PM EST: http://www.tv-aovivo.nl/lutashd.html individual865 fucked around with this message at 03:37 on Feb 1, 2014 |
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OPLOT TIIIIIME! Join us in #mma to chat about the fights as they unfold.
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individual865 posted:New, hopefully working Oplot link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NDM74fJjW4 If you're not watching this you just missed Court McGee facial hair sporting Chechen getting a sick looking knock out, it owned
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My buddy is fighting on that Havoc FC card tonight for the amateur lightweight belt. I actually didn't know it could be streamed, so thanks!
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Biafraid posted:My buddy is fighting on that Havoc FC card tonight for the amateur lightweight belt. I actually didn't know it could be streamed, so thanks! Kloot or Goodheart? Drop by #mma during the fights. Also, I found some Colombian MMA going down at 10:30 PM EST, link is in the B-League Update up the page! individual865 fucked around with this message at 03:37 on Feb 1, 2014 |
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Kloot. I'm not at home yet so I can't hop on irc, did I miss that fight? E: Nvm, got the stream to work on my phone. Seems like the event just started Biafraid fucked around with this message at 04:17 on Feb 1, 2014 |
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Legacy FC is on AXS.tv, first fight was a premature stoppage and while this second one is sloppy, it's fun as gently caress #mma on synirc for chitty chat this ref is flat out loving retarded, guy is landing elbows and hammerfists and he stand them up, immediate takedown and more ground and pound "work or i'm gonna stand you up" Yuriy fucked around with this message at 04:43 on Feb 1, 2014 |
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