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Eboracum posted:I actually want this regardless. I think you'll find he's already scored All The Goals... ..he will score in Europe for the remainder of his career
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Rape Culture Club posted:if he hadn't met a messi end do you think he could have scored more goals than jozy in a season i think he'd be right on track onto making a major impact, yes
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Jan 27, 2014 00:22
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maybe jozy could follow in his footsteps as long he remembers to train, train, train
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Jan 27, 2014 00:27
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he'll just keep chugging the mountain dew and eating all the burgers, destroying his locomotive skills
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If jozy were just bad i would find him more endearing but he always looks so lazy too. He needs some adderall or something
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Jan 27, 2014 00:34
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Eboracum posted:I actually want this regardless. I think you'll find that voting was closed when you were still a permabanned cockface.
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Jota posted:If jozy were just bad i would find him more endearing but he always looks so lazy too. He needs some adderall or something Nice casual dogwhistle racism.
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Jan 27, 2014 01:26
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I had high hopes for Jozy but I've seen no improvement in his conduct on the football field. He has let me and others down.
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Jan 27, 2014 01:35
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Charlotte Hornets posted:I had high hopes for Jozy but I've seen no improvement in his conduct on the football field. He has let me and others down. 
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Jan 27, 2014 12:25
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Just five.
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Jan 27, 2014 13:15
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Google says he weighs 174 lbs Two questions. One, is there any way that figure is accurate? Two, what percentage of his total body weight is made up by his big fat head?
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Jan 27, 2014 20:47
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No chance on earth he's under 200 pounds, his head looks like it weighs 40 pounds at least
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Jan 27, 2014 20:48
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Jozy isn't worth the weight imo.
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Jan 27, 2014 21:02
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Here's a soccer stat for you I just calculated: If Jozy indeed weighs 174 pounds then Sunderland could have bought his weight in gold over 4 times for the transfer fee they paid him.
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Jan 27, 2014 21:17
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TheBigAristotle posted:Google says he weighs 174 lbs Google also says he's 6 foot 1 six foot one and 174 pounds
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jyrka posted:Here's a soccer stat for you I just calculated: If Jozy indeed weighs 174 pounds then Sunderland could have bought his weight in gold over 4 times for the transfer fee they paid him. Tough choice, should they have gone with the large, inert and unreactive lump, or should they have bought the gold?
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jyrka posted:Here's a soccer stat for you I just calculated: If Jozy indeed weighs 174 pounds then Sunderland could have bought his weight in gold over 4 times for the transfer fee they paid him. They could probably even sell that gold with a small profit today.
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Adulterous Hitler posted:They could probably even sell that gold with a small profit today. Daniel Levy would be all over it
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Jan 27, 2014 21:37
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It makes my blood boil that this fat lazy shite is paid to play football.
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Timbers Jim posted:Google also says he's 6 foot 1 Weeeellllll its the biiiiig blowww
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Its the total lack of effort that is really the worst thing. Every team signs someone poo poo now and then but you at least expect them to try
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Scott Bakula posted:Its the total lack of effort that is really the worst thing. Every team signs someone poo poo now and then but you at least expect them to try At least Ali Dia ran in his one appearance.
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Scott Bakula posted:Its the total lack of effort that is really the worst thing. Every team signs someone poo poo now and then but you at least expect them to try He's already made it as an American Superstar. He doesn't need to run.
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Steves Asleep posted:It makes my blood boil that this fat lazy shite is paid to play football. Sunderland recalled Wickham so Jozy will soon be getting paid to chillax on the bench. Smart move by the Jozemeister to be so poo poo he no longer has to worry about standing around on the pitch.
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Jan 27, 2014 22:56
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Didn't he also cost over 10 million?
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Thirteenth Step posted:Didn't he also cost over 10 million? £6.5-8m depending where you read it. Sunderland hired a former agent as director of football lmao
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blue footed boobie posted:He's already made it as an American Superstar. He doesn't need to run. These Colors Don't Run. 
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the best part will be the transfer fee he gets from an out of touch mls club, sunderland can probably at least make their money back
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Hardfl1p posted:the best part will be the transfer fee he gets from an out of touch mls club, sunderland can probably at least make their money back If he does okay in the World Cup it will definitely happen so cross your fingers for miracles I guess. Wickham and Nacho Scocco in the fold now, not looking good for the Jozemeister. Connor Wickham's basically white Jozy, so if you enjoy watching a very large man fall down we've still got you covered.
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bow chicka wow wow posted:If he does okay in the World Cup it will definitely happen so cross your fingers for miracles I guess. To be fair Wickham just scored 8 in 12 in the Championship whilst Jozy struggled against Kidderminster.
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vaginal culture posted:Nice casual dogwhistle racism. You're right, it's probably sickle cell.
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Bea Nanner posted:You're right, it's probably sickle cell. 
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Jan 28, 2014 01:40
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Jozy starting vs. Stoke today against all logic
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Jan 29, 2014 19:53
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I fancy him to score tonight away jozy you fraud coward oval office.
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Jan 29, 2014 19:54
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I've put a cheeky £10 on Jozy to score tonight.
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Jan 29, 2014 19:56
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oh em gee bee ess posted:I've put a cheeky £10 on Jozy to score tonight. I'd rather burn it for the heat
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Honestly thought Jozy would have stepped down now they've signed some competent footballers.
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Eboracum posted:Honestly thought Jozy would have stepped down now they've signed some competent footballers. Who have they signed?
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oh em gee bee ess posted:I've put a cheeky £10 on Jozy to score tonight. Whats the odds on that?
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Pissflaps posted:Who have they signed? C. Wickham is back and I think they've got someone else haven't they?
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