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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

My Lovely Horse posted:

Can't be too careful if they're filming Top Gear in your area.
Uncanny...

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Dr. Fraiser Chain
May 18, 2004

Redlining my shit posting machine


mindstorm posted:

I would recognize that anywhere, near the "downtown" of my home town.

http://goo.gl/maps/OmJmm

I would post a picture of the street sign but the google maps photo doesn't really show it well. its also in the middle of nowhere and I didn't have my camera the first time I ran across it.

It looks different without the tanks

Mezzanine
Aug 23, 2009

The MSJ posted:

Nat Geo relevant content:

And no, this is nothing like that "Was Darwin Wrong?" cover.

So you mean the article actually is a friggin horoscope? :(

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Mezzanine posted:

So you mean the article actually is a friggin horoscope? :(

They do put some science and culture facts in the article, but it still reads like a horoscope.


And a small disclaimer under the title, but that's it.


Also, uh, happy birthday Kate I guess.

BogDew
Jun 14, 2006

E:\FILES>quickfli clown.fli
Dog feeds sheep...

...Sheep repays favor

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
As far as I've been able to determine, this is the genuine Mexican ski team uniform:

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




Gorilla Salad posted:

As far as I've been able to determine, this is the genuine Mexican ski team uniform:



It's nothing without the sombrero.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
They can't give em that. It'd give em too much lift and cause em to fly off the course.

I guess it'd be considered cheating in the ski jump.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
I hear that Vatican City is bringing in the flying nuns for the ski jump.

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Gorilla Salad posted:

I hear that Vatican City is bringing in the flying nuns for the ski jump.

Sally Fields has been in training for months.

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer

Gorilla Salad posted:

As far as I've been able to determine, this is the genuine Mexican ski team uniform:



That is correct, but it's also worth noting that that guy IS the Mexican ski team.

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

They can't give em that. It'd give em too much lift and cause em to fly off the course.

I guess it'd be considered cheating in the ski jump.

Maybe if he tilts his head forwards slightly, it'll generate downforce?

ExCruceLeo
Oct 4, 2003

I'll choose the truth I like.

Ak Gara posted:

Maybe if he tilts his head forwards slightly, it'll generate downforce?

It's called the Siesta.

dijon du jour
Mar 27, 2013

I'm shy

Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

That is correct, but it's also worth noting that that guy IS the Mexican ski team.

Also worth noting that he is Prince Hubertus of Hohenlohe-Langenburg, is 54 years old (the oldest competitor at the Olympics), is descended from German royalty, and in his spare time is a pop singer under the stage names Andy Himalaya and Royal Disaster.

I wonder if he participates in the Olympic orgies?

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

Gorilla Salad posted:

As far as I've been able to determine, this is the genuine Mexican ski team uniform:



Paint his face like a calavera and you have yourself a Halloween costume.

Fozaldo
Apr 18, 2004

Serenity Now. Serenity Now.
:respek::respek::respek::respek::respek:

I bet there's enough tickets for a mustache comb there.

Wet Fifty
Dec 6, 2005

Greetings from the inner-
city, high-humidity, ass
and titty bar.

IMJack posted:

Paint his face like a calavera and you have yourself a Halloween costume.


These are the guys he had to beat to get on the team.

Caufman
May 7, 2007

I can finally give my penis the shapely perfection it deserves.

Hip-Hoptimus Rhyme
Mar 19, 2009

Gods don't make mistakes
Which would you rather have sex with: a burning candle, splintery wood, or an uncooked sausage?

SheepNameKiller
Jun 19, 2004

Hip-Hoptimus Rhyme posted:

Which would you rather have sex with: a burning candle, splintery wood, or an uncooked sausage?

do i need to choose just one

Hip-Hoptimus Rhyme
Mar 19, 2009

Gods don't make mistakes

SheepNameKiller posted:

do i need to choose just one

You gotta share with me, buddy

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Hip-Hoptimus Rhyme posted:

You gotta share with me, buddy
Burn the candle at both ends.

VinzKlortho
Dec 27, 2004
Are you the Gatekeeper?

My Lovely Horse posted:

Burn the candle at both ends.

Wicked burn.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Hip-Hoptimus Rhyme posted:

Which would you rather have sex with: a burning candle, splintery wood, or an uncooked sausage?

BooDoug187
Apr 8, 2005

Don't you fear the yetis in Rio?

Gorilla Salad posted:

As far as I've been able to determine, this is the genuine Mexican ski team uniform:



I didn't know Neil Diamond was in the Olympics!

Fernhill
Oct 28, 2013

Shuffle
Feb 3, 2011

DEA Sloth!
No Fast Movements!
I wanna believe that's intentional



I don't know why but this mailbox has the grumpiest face and it makes me laugh.

Pareidolia is a hell of a thing

Elohssa Gib
Aug 30, 2006

Easily Amused

I can tell I grew up in the 90s as soon as I saw the carpet I tried to Magic Eye it.

Man Whore
Jan 6, 2012

ASK ME ABOUT SPHERICAL CATS
=3





Shamelessly stolen from some guy on tumblr.

Zemyla
Aug 6, 2008

I'll take her off your hands. Pleasure doing business with you!

Man Whore posted:

Shamelessly stolen from some guy on tumblr.
The difference between you and half this thread is that you admit it.


oldsmokey posted:

My dad just sent me this, along with a message that said “the recipe says to let the turkey chill in the sink for a few hours.”

God I love my family.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Planet Piss
Dec 18, 2006

hey you kids, get out of my moat, it was not meant to be played in


Captain Trips
May 23, 2013
The sudden reminder that I have no fucking clue what I'm talking about
China only makes the most high class weapons. :colbert:

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

Fozaldo posted:

I bet there's enough tickets for a mustache comb there.

I got a fake mustache...wanna comb it?

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

"Yes. I am the Half-Blood Prince of Darkness!"

Fame Throwa
Nov 3, 2007

Time to make all the decisions!
Welp, looks like they cancelled my state.

Hexyflexy
Sep 2, 2011

asymptotically approaching one

Ah "The Amazing Duck" aka "The Goose". I really wanted one of those after seeing this video by Mr ashens ( skip to 4:20 for THE GOOSE ). Seriously, how can you have a bad day with that running around the floor?

Couldn't find any on eBay, eventually found the factory in China that made them. This lead to a hilarious conversation with a factory manager where I was trying to buy 3 samples, and almost ended up placing an order for a shipping container of them.

Google translate is terrible for international ordering. On the other hand, if you want 5000 of them, I now know a guy...

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Goons did a group buy on them years ago. I think my brother bought one.

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MoreLikeTen
Oct 21, 2012

The farmer's mistake was believing he had any control over his life.

"Address is approximate"

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