2014 Drunk Thread: i guess balls are like faces and bleed a lot

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EBB: Feb 15, 2005

RedneckwithGuns posted:

Just in case you guys didn't see this already on Facebook:

http://shop.fxnetworks.com/detail.php?p=496869&ecid=SMM-FX-00291&pa=SMM-FX-00291

I like coked-out Pam.

# ? Jan 29, 2014 08:44

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# ? Jun 7, 2024 01:48

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-oUrqc3s6w

Copied this from someone on my FB wall

Can't stop laughing at people who don't know how to drive in the snow.

# ? Jan 29, 2014 10:15

Helldump Immunity.: Aug 2, 2013; Fuck you

PLANES CURE TOWERS posted:

Can't stop laughing at people who don't know how to drive in the snow.

# ? Jan 29, 2014 10:22

Cole: Nov 24, 2004; DUNSON'D

PLANES CURE TOWERS posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-oUrqc3s6w

Copied this from someone on my FB wall

Can't stop laughing at people who don't know how to drive in the snow.

It's the energizer bunny of car wrecks.

# ? Jan 29, 2014 13:24

FIDEL CASHFLOW: Oct 13, 2009

PLANES CURE TOWERS posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-oUrqc3s6w

Copied this from someone on my FB wall

Can't stop laughing at people who don't know how to drive in the snow.

the girl bawling to her mom on the phone toward the end really makes it

# ? Jan 29, 2014 13:58

Tiny Timbs: Sep 6, 2008

How loving fast were those retards going on an icy highway

# ? Jan 29, 2014 15:11

Nostalgia4Infinity: Feb 27, 2007; 10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

PLANES CURE TOWERS posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-oUrqc3s6w

Copied this from someone on my FB wall

Can't stop laughing at people who don't know how to drive in the snow.

Holy poo poo. Where was this?

# ? Jan 29, 2014 15:47

gleep gloop: Aug 16, 2005; GROSS SHIT

The south should have just shut down like Atlanta did a few years back.

# ? Jan 29, 2014 16:16

grover: Jan 23, 2002; PEW PEW PEW

gleep gloop posted:

The south should just shut down.

ftfy

# ? Jan 29, 2014 16:23

Nostalgia4Infinity: Feb 27, 2007; 10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

grover posted:

ftfy

Thank you for reminding me why I've had you ignored for months. Silly me thought it might be a constructive comment.

Still waiting for you to kill yourself.

# ? Jan 29, 2014 16:47

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Thank you for reminding me why I've had you ignored for months. Silly me thought it might be a constructive comment.

Still waiting for you to kill yourself.

# ? Jan 29, 2014 17:02

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3605318

called it. taking bets on first trip report and first fatality.

# ? Jan 29, 2014 17:04

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; bone shaking.
soul baking.

All classes canceled for the snowpocalypse that didn't happen. We have had a bit of rain, but it's still above freezing outside and probably won't dip too far below if it does at all.

# ? Jan 29, 2014 17:10

ghost bones: Apr 27, 2013; everyone is fabulous always

gleep gloop posted:

The south should have just been burnt down like Atlanta was a few years back.

# ? Jan 29, 2014 17:14

Kung Fu Fist Fuck: Aug 9, 2009

ghost bones posted:

ghosted

# ? Jan 29, 2014 17:16

Ultimate Shrek Fan: May 2, 2005; by FactsAreUseless

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

taking bets on first fatality.

It honestly can't come soon enough.

# ? Jan 29, 2014 17:18

gleep gloop: Aug 16, 2005; GROSS SHIT

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3605318

called it. taking bets on first trip report and first fatality.

lol these loving guys.

# ? Jan 29, 2014 17:28

grover: Jan 23, 2002; PEW PEW PEW

Mr. Nice! posted:

All classes canceled for the snowpocalypse that didn't happen. We have had a bit of rain, but it's still above freezing outside and probably won't dip too far below if it does at all.

My class today got cancelled cos nobody can make it to campus, so the prof sent out an email with a link to a recording of last year's class, and told us to just watch that from home instead :pseudo:

# ? Jan 29, 2014 17:33

madeintaipei: Jul 13, 2012

Hey grover! This is the video, isn't it? Some solid advise on sucking rear end in there.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaAG1ZI8Neo&t=271s

# ? Jan 29, 2014 18:14

Fucitol: May 8, 2005; Ceterum autem censeo mundum esse delendam

Memento, homo, quia pulvis es, et in pulverem reverteris

Saw Nebraska yesterday while hungover and off of class due to weather.

It's a p good movie if you like the following:

dads
Montana
sassy old ladies
avant garde indie type movies that ladies swoon over
towns that border on the population of 50
beer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuIBvmxIN4w&feature=youtube_gdata_player

# ? Jan 29, 2014 20:28

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

only like 1/5 of those things

pass

# ? Jan 29, 2014 20:39

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; bone shaking.
soul baking.

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

only like 1/5 of those things

pass

fellow dad lover :respek:

(assuming beer is a given since there's 6 in the list and you said 1/5)

# ? Jan 29, 2014 20:46

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

i are gud at maths :downs:

# ? Jan 29, 2014 20:53

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; bone shaking.
soul baking.

I really just didn't see beer at the bottom of the list at first glance and wanted to make a dad loving joke.

# ? Jan 29, 2014 21:13

Icon Of Sin: Dec 26, 2008

Classes cancelled for the 3rd day in a row. :unsmigghh:

# ? Jan 30, 2014 00:50

pkells: Sep 14, 2007; King of Klatch

Icon Of Sin posted:

Classes cancelled for the 3rd day in a row.

I only have a delayed opening. Still, 2.5 days off for 2" of snow? I'll take it.

# ? Jan 30, 2014 01:30

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pxkdnh4reA

# ? Jan 30, 2014 01:38

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

JDAMS CURE PASHTUN posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pxkdnh4reA

I want to hear a gospel choir sing this in church.

# ? Jan 30, 2014 01:45

elite_garbage_man: Apr 3, 2010; I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.

Hahaha

That's probably the best tweet I've ever read

# ? Jan 30, 2014 02:59

CRUSTY MINGE: Mar 30, 2011; Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

ZappDash posted:

Saw Nebraska yesterday while hungover and off of class due to weather.

It's a p good movie if you like the following:

dads
Montana
sassy old ladies
avant garde indie type movies that ladies swoon over
towns that border on the population of 50
beer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuIBvmxIN4w&feature=youtube_gdata_player

That's more my taste, but I'll wait until it's on netflix.

Want to see something strange?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yUwF3vskF8

# ? Jan 30, 2014 03:14

Nostalgia4ColdWar: May 7, 2007; Good people deserve good things.

Till someone lets the winter in and the dying begins, because Old Dark Places attract Old Dark Things.

Time to get stoned and write d20 game products!

WHEE!

# ? Jan 30, 2014 04:24

Victor Vermis: Dec 21, 2004; WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

50 Foot Ant posted:

Time to get stoned and write d20 game products!

WHEE!

50FA stories are actually recaps of his group's most recent session of COLD WARZ: THE RPG

# ? Jan 30, 2014 04:29

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Victor Vermis posted:

50FA stories are actually recaps of his group's most recent session of COLD WARZ: THE RPG

I would play that game

# ? Jan 30, 2014 06:00

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

"You fail your saving throw and the chemical weapons bunker collapses around you, crushing your legs and compromising many canisters of deadly nerve agent. As you lay dying, you smile at the realization that this is still preferable to re-enlisting."

# ? Jan 30, 2014 06:05