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IMJack posted:My story's better. It has tigers! So much nicer than the savagery of the jungle, ja?
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Drink Mix Man, did you tell the mafia they could eliminate my competitors with savage beatings and attempted murder?
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Jan 29, 2014 21:13
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Tokelau All Star posted:Drink Mix Man, did you tell the mafia they could eliminate my competitors with savage beatings and attempted murder? Drink-Mix Man, how do you respond to the charges that petty vandalism such as graffiti is down eighty percent, while heavy sack-beatings are up a shocking nine hundred percent?
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Jan 29, 2014 21:17
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Tokelau All Star posted:Drink Mix Man, did you tell the mafia they could eliminate my competitors with savage beatings and attempted murder? In those words? ... yes
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Jan 29, 2014 21:34
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Tokelau All Star posted:Drink Mix Man, did you tell the mafia they could eliminate my competitors with savage beatings and attempted murder? I'll admit I used the city treasury to fund the murder of my enemies, but as Gabbo would say: "I'm a bad wittle boy."
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Jan 29, 2014 21:51
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Drink-Mix Man posted:So much nicer than the savagery of the jungle, ja? Ah, they'll be chewing on him for a while.
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Jan 29, 2014 22:01
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Drink-Mix Man, how do you respond to the charges that petty vandalism such as graffiti is down eighty percent, while heavy sack-beatings are up a shocking nine hundred percent? I move for a bad... court... thingy.
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Jan 29, 2014 22:13
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Drink-Mix Man, how do you respond to the charges that petty vandalism such as graffiti is down eighty percent, while heavy sack-beatings are up a shocking nine hundred percent? I don't know, Charlie, I can't be expected to keep track of all my wheelings and dealings.
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Jan 29, 2014 22:14
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The Dark One posted:I don't know, Charlie, I can't be expected to keep track of all my wheelings and dealings. Going out, if killed, avenge our deaths.
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Jan 29, 2014 22:25
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CatchrNdRy posted:My these seas certainly are heaving Does that earring mean you're a pirate? :bigtran:
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Jan 29, 2014 22:56
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Writer Cath posted:Going out, if killed, avenge our deaths. Tell my wife my last thoughts were of her... blinding and torturing Writer Cath.
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Jan 29, 2014 22:57
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The Dark One posted:I don't know, Charlie, I can't be expected to keep track of all my wheelings and dealings. I don't know, a lot of people were yelling stuff...
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Jan 29, 2014 23:02
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Man Alive! posted:I don't know, a lot of people were yelling stuff... 
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Jan 29, 2014 23:05
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Tell my wife my last thoughts were of her... blinding and torturing Writer Cath. But t'was all in good fun!
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Jan 29, 2014 23:24
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Jerusalem posted:Does that earring mean you're a pirate? :bigtran: Kinda  Ah, the seas have quieted. And only in the sweet embrace of quietude can two lovers truly be... 
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Jan 29, 2014 23:50
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CatchrNdRy posted:Kinda Oh, be nice!
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Jan 30, 2014 00:07
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Tokelau All Star posted:Oh, be nice! Tokelau All Star! ...I am nice.
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Jan 30, 2014 01:04
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Writer Cath posted:But t'was all in good fun! Ah, Cath, I've got nothin' against ye'. I just herd thar was gold in yer belly. A harharharhar.
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Jan 30, 2014 01:08
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Hey Salvatore! Guess who's here! It's Mister Kookalamanza and some-ah real ugly kid! Seriously considering changing my username to Mister Kookalamanza
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Jan 30, 2014 01:30
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Ah, Cath, I've got nothin' against ye'. I just herd thar was gold in yer belly. A harharharhar. Why if it isn't that delightful TV leprechaun! I'm going to get your lucky charms!
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Jan 30, 2014 02:08
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Ah, Cath, I've got nothin' against ye'. I just herd thar was gold in yer belly. A harharharhar. Burn them all.
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Man Alive! posted:I don't know, a lot of people were yelling stuff... Who keeps saying that?
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Jan 30, 2014 03:35
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IMJack posted:Why if it isn't that delightful TV leprechaun! I'm going to get your lucky charms! Probably one of your ether-induced hallucinations, IMJack. I'll check the employee file to see who could pull off such an impersonation. Hmm. Now, it was either Pops Freshenmeyer or MondayHotDog.
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TMMadman posted:Probably one of your ether-induced hallucinations, IMJack. I'll check the employee file to see who could pull off such an impersonation. Hmm. Now, it was either Pops Freshenmeyer or MondayHotDog. I've got to find a replacement that won't outshine me. Perhaps if I searched the employee evaluations for the word "Incompetent"... 714 matches found 714 names? Better be more specific. "Lazy", "clumsy", "dim-witted", "monstrously ugly..." 714 matches found Oh, nuts to this! I'll just go get Tokelau All Star.
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Jan 30, 2014 07:01
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Tokelau All Star posted:Hey Salvatore! Guess who's here! It's Mister Kookalamanza and some-ah real ugly kid!  Huh, I'm going to give you the only name you spelled correctly.
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Everything Counts posted:I've got to find a replacement that won't outshine me. Perhaps if I searched the employee evaluations for the word "Incompetent"... Tokelau All Star. One of your organ banks from TVIV. All the recent events of your life have revolved around him in some way.
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Jan 30, 2014 08:11
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Did you ever notice how men always leave the toilet seat up? ... That's the joke. 
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Jan 30, 2014 08:17
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You know who would love this? Men.
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Pierce and Pierce posted:Did you ever notice how men always leave the toilet seat up? It's true, it's true! We're so lame! 
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Jan 30, 2014 17:49
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Pierce and Pierce posted:Did you ever notice how men always leave the toilet seat up? Don't you hate pants?
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Jan 30, 2014 21:13
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Pierce and Pierce posted:Did you ever notice how men always leave the toilet seat up? Eh, I could pull a better quote out of my a...heheheh-hey! Whoa! Wasn't that great, goons? 
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BloodDesk UnderHell posted:Eh, I could pull a better quote out of my a...heheheh-hey! Whoa! Wasn't that great, goons? If this is anyone else but Steve Allen, you're stealing my bit!
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Jan 30, 2014 21:35
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Man Alive! posted:Don't you hate pants? I've had it up to here with these drat rickets! 
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Jan 30, 2014 21:53
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Drink-Mix Man posted:I've had it up to here with these drat rickets! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnFQQtdB7Do
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Drink-Mix Man posted:I've had it up to here with these drat rickets! Dickety? Highly dubious.
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Tokelau All Star posted:Hey Salvatore! Guess who's here! It's Mister Kookalamanza and some-ah real ugly kid! Lois Sanborn
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Moneypenny Dreadful posted:If this is anyone else but Steve Allen, you're stealing my bit! 
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