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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

vaguely posted:

step aside's trolling is annoying because it doesn't matter whether anyone takes the bait or not, she'll just keep posting 'haha trannies' for pages and pages and loving pages jesus christ woman go outside and do some of that ~real world activism~ you're always so smug about

in a way it's mutualistic because step aside gets exactly the response she's after and the people telling her off get to feel good because they have the Right Opinion and took that jerk down a step wot wot!!

i can only imagine that deer and other animals also do this

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Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
yeah yeah dwarf elephants don't exist



:hb:

Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
:unsmith: i like nice words
The feminism thread has gone downhill on a rocket-powered toboggan. I don't think Ozma decided to take a hands-off approach, I think she couldn't bear reading it anymore.

Pick posted:

the only reason I haven't cut my hair short is I intend to have it slashed off immediately before my thesis defense so that people are distracted and may forget their hard questions or ask things I already answered
I'm really really not into short hair on myself but this is so genius.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Putty posted:

yeah yeah dwarf elephants don't exist



:hb:


i know it was from this article or one like it in nat geo or something, he wants one bad

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

mick foley forever posted:

terrible post you human being

I fail to see how that's relevant :colbert:

My thirst for cock is inviolate and unassailable.

vaguely
Apr 29, 2013

hot_squirting_honey.gif

Putty posted:

yeah yeah dwarf elephants don't exist



:hb:


I NEEEED IT

pick do your biology thing, make your dad's (and the world's) dreams come true

Debbie Metallica
Jun 7, 2001

Portals posted:

how much of the feminism thread leans that way?

I really didn't think that much but people think I am a TERF too so who knows

I haven't clicked the thread in a long time though

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

vaguely posted:

I NEEEED IT

pick do your biology thing, make your dad's (and the world's) dreams come true

are you my dad

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
i am dude queen of lady crew

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.
why would anyone want a tiny mutant elephant?



They lack all the superior qualities of a full sized elephant. Like size.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Debbie Metallica posted:

I really didn't think that much but people think I am a TERF too so who knows

I haven't clicked the thread in a long time though

well i am happy to see you in this one :h: :D

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Motherfucker posted:

why would anyone want a tiny mutant elephant?



They lack all the superior qualities of a full sized elephant. Like size.

portability

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Motherfucker posted:

why would anyone want a tiny mutant elephant?



They lack all the superior qualities of a full sized elephant. Like size.

you can throw them short distances

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

im late but short hair is objectively the best hair on both sexes because it doesnt obscure shape and features and silhouette and, with the proper style, can even accentuate certain of these features

also haircuts that show scalp/buzzed hair loving own and so do vibrant colors

GNU Order
Feb 28, 2011

That's a paddlin'

Putty posted:

i am dude queen of lady crew

congrats

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

Putty posted:

you can throw them short distances

You make a compelling argument.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

NecroMonster posted:

im late but short hair is objectively the best hair on both sexes because it doesnt obscure shape and features and silhouette and, with the proper style, can even accentuate certain of these features

also haircuts that show scalp/buzzed hair loving own and so do vibrant colors

i think i would look really good in this:



but it's intimidating i don't know how to style that

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

NecroMonster posted:

im late but short hair is objectively the best hair on both sexes because it doesnt obscure shape and features and silhouette and, with the proper style, can even accentuate certain of these features

also haircuts that show scalp/buzzed hair loving own and so do vibrant colors

No. Long hair on girls, short hair on boys.


I'm a boring fuckwit please literally punch me in the face.

-GNU Order

Kimmalah
Nov 14, 2005

Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.


NecroMonster posted:

also haircuts that show scalp/buzzed hair loving own and so do vibrant colors

Plus the clippers vibrate your skull and you get a nice breeze on your scalp in hot weather. :mrgw:

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Kimmalah posted:

Plus the clippers vibrate your skull and you get a nice breeze on your scalp in hot weather. :mrgw:

is that a hitachi addon

Elephantgun
Feb 13, 2010

what if i like my long hair :(

GNU Order
Feb 28, 2011

That's a paddlin'

Motherfucker posted:

No. Long hair on girls, short hair on boys.


I'm a boring fuckwit please literally punch me in the face.

-GNU Order

That's not your name. That's my name.

Portals
Apr 18, 2012

Elephantgun posted:

what if i like my long hair :(

all lengths of hair are great


mullets are almost universally a travesty though


e: I will amend my statement, the length of hair doesn't matter, the style does though

Portals fucked around with this message at 19:40 on Jan 30, 2014

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Portals posted:

all lengths of hair are great


mullets are almost universally a travesty though

the

bowl cut

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.
I hate it when ladies have that hair that is all the same length and it is really long and smooth all the way down and it sort of makes them look like their head is a perfectly rounded dome attached to a cylinder with a face on it.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Crow Jane posted:

This morning I told my boyfriend I was thinking of setting a hair appointment this weekend, and he got kinda sad and said he thought I'd have grown it out again by now. What's up with dudes and long hair?

As a guy who prefers long hair. I think it just looks more feminine. Short hair I tend to associate with guys. It is hard to pull off good short hair imo. Doable but not a favorite style. :lol: at the patriachy article. There are some short hair styles that work, but shaved head isn't appealing. It is like kissing a mannequin.

Let me put it this way, would you date a guy with really long hair / a ponytail?

poopkitty posted:

I have a librarian friend who is absolutely hilarious. She says that all the male librarians get hit on a lot but not the ladies. I bet she gets hit on but is being modest.

I used to work in a library as a shelver. We didn't interact with the library staff a lot but from what I remember a lot of the librarians were in their mid 50s+ So, there wasn't much to flirt with for me. The ladies all liked me a lot though because they all thought I was a charmer :smug: I have a way with older women it seems.

Also libraries aren't going anywhere fast far as I can tell. The one I was at still saw a great deal of traffic. Also it had access to a lot of things
on the internet most people wouldnt want to pay hundreds of dollars for. Yknow like JSTOR. Also I worked there for like a year and they gave me a pension retirement thing that's gonna be like 15k when I retire. This was when I was part time too!

Pick posted:

i think i would look really good in this:



but it's intimidating i don't know how to style that

pomade

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

Elephantgun posted:

what if i like my long hair :(

thats ok too

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Al Borland posted:

Let me put it this way, would you date a guy with really long hair / a ponytail?


yeah, if he actually takes care of it. I knew a guy with a rope of the most beautiful hair going down to his butt and drat he was a turd but his hair was godly.

vaguely
Apr 29, 2013

hot_squirting_honey.gif

yeah my boyfriend has long hair himself but his is really pretty and I like it a lot :3: so at least he ain't a hypocrite

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Pick posted:

yeah, if he actually takes care of it. I knew a guy with a rope of the most beautiful hair going down to his butt and drat he was a turd but his hair was godly.



That's the most interesting thing about it for me. Every guy with long hair I have met besides some Native Americans tend to be royal assholes.

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

Al Borland posted:

That's the most interesting thing about it for me. Every guy with long hair I have met besides some Native Americans tend to be royal assholes.

As a long hair guy I can confirm we're all complete fuckwits.

Fisticuffs
Aug 9, 2007

Okay you a goon but what's a goon to a goblin?

Pick posted:

i think i would look really good in this:



but it's intimidating i don't know how to style that

I've seen women wear something similar to good effect. Go for it.

Motherfucker posted:

As a long hair guy I can confirm we're all complete fuckwits.

Counterpoint: I am a dude with short hair and I am also a complete unadulterated fuckwit

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
conclusion: dudes with long hair are fuckwits... so are other dudes

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.
all men are pigs :colbert:

Demora
Aug 13, 2004

It wouldn't be the Enterprise without a Sulu at the helm

Pick posted:

i think i would look really good in this:



but it's intimidating i don't know how to style that

I always wanted to try real finger waves because it's pretty much this but with more pomade and I could never do it right and that was a lot of poo poo in my hair.



Fisticuffs
Aug 9, 2007

Okay you a goon but what's a goon to a goblin?
Speaking of pigs, who was it that I was talking to in here about pet pigs? She was trying to tell me it was a bad idea and that she had read about them and looked into it...

I would be down to check out those reading materials. I want dat pet pig.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
I actually just bought myself some pomade to style my hair like the pic pick linked.

E: also pompadors are amazing and should come back in style. They look awful but good in some way.

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.
Pig are good pet

pixelbaron
Mar 18, 2009

~ Notice me, Shempai! ~
stank balls

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vaguely
Apr 29, 2013

hot_squirting_honey.gif

Al Borland posted:

I actually just bought myself some pomade to style my hair like the pic pick linked.

E: also pompadors are amazing and should come back in style. They look awful but good in some way.
do this

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