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not not luvd
Nov 17, 2006

My Arse!

ozmunkeh posted:

Stay fit enough to play football is fairly high on that list.


That Allardyce video is amazing. End all football now so we can go out on a high.

You try getting broken in half by an orc and see how you manage. But nah I don't think he's quite crocked yet. He's not got a glass ankle like Jack.

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euroboy
Mar 24, 2004

Aaron Ramsey isn't injury prone. Since coming back from the leg break he played 44 games in 11/12 and 47 games in 12/13, and 27 so far this season. He's a machine. But this isn't the place for that discussion.

Here, have a picture of Sepp Blatter.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

He has no shame at all.

hyper from Pixie Sticks
Sep 28, 2004

euroboy posted:

Here, have a picture of Sepp Blatter.


Not falling off a stage, minus 5 points.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
http://instagram.com/p/jlztd7p3Sd/

shut up blegum
Dec 17, 2008


--->Plastic Lawn<---

TheBigAristotle posted:

What am I missing here? I don't recognize the player

:science:
That's Tom De Sutter. He played for Anderlecht last year, and now plays for Brugge. Those 2 clubs have a huge rivalry (think Barca - Real, but without the 'actually being good at football'-part).
Tom De Sutter winked at the Anderecht coach as he got subbed on.

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL
holy boy pogba

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

sourdough
Apr 30, 2012

lmao, he's kinda good.

euroboy
Mar 24, 2004

RVProfootballer posted:

lmao, he's kinda good.

He's an amazing player and Alex Ferguson let him leave on a free so he could play Tom Cleverley instead.

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006


Didnt want him anyway :cry:

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

euroboy posted:

He's an amazing player and Alex Ferguson let him leave on a free so he could play Tom Cleverley instead.

Its even funnier than that, Pogba said recently that it was because Ferguson played Rafael in midfield instead of giving him a chance in a match against Blackburn

sourdough
Apr 30, 2012

euroboy posted:

He's an amazing player and Alex Ferguson let him leave on a free so he could play Tom Cleverley instead.

Goddammit, I was literally editing my post to add this. I didn't remember if it was literally choosing between Cleverley and Pogba, but I always imagine that's how it went and it makes me laugh.

Lot 49
Dec 7, 2007

I'll do anything
For my sweet sixteen
Cleverley was injured loads that season and Ferguson pretty much picked everyone ahead of Pogba. It was really dumb and that Blackburn match was peak stupidity when he went for a Rafael-Park centre midfield.

CaptainRightful
Jan 11, 2005

It's still hard to believe Juve did so poorly in the Champions League this year. That midfield is so full of quality.

ayb
Sep 12, 2003
Kills Drifters for erections
The sun is claiming that 600k a week man Januzaj wants to play for England

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

Lot 49 posted:

Cleverley was injured loads that season and Ferguson pretty much picked everyone ahead of Pogba. It was really dumb and that Blackburn match was peak stupidity when he went for a Rafael-Park centre midfield.

Cleverley is extremely bad and nobody should pass up a chance to point it out imo

TelekineticBear!
Feb 19, 2009

euroboy posted:

He's an amazing player and Alex Ferguson let him leave on a free so he could play Tom Cleverley instead.

lol whenever I feel sad I think of this and life seems good again

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021

TelekineticBear! posted:

lol whenever I feel sad I think of this and life seems good again

Same except then I remember Cleverley has a PL winners medal then I'm sad again

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

pik_d posted:

Same except then I remember Cleverley has a PL winners medal then I'm sad again

Did he get a trophy for this?

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.

pik_d posted:

Same except then I remember Cleverley has a PL winners medal then I'm sad again

Cleverly has a PL medal. Anderson has 2.

Gerrard has 0.

Ho Chi Meeeeee
Jun 13, 2008

let me shovel out your brains
hang my image in your skull
so I can be the vision
in your nightmares from now on

CaptainRightful posted:

It's still hard to believe Juve did so poorly in the Champions League this year. That midfield is so full of quality.

Honestly they kind of just didn't show up at all during the group stages, and the one game they did show up one of their key players got sent off.

EC10
Jan 17, 2005

We like Nin-po-po
We like Nin-po-po
We like Nin-po-po
We like NIN---PO!

serious gaylord posted:

Cleverly has a PL medal. Anderson has 2.

Gerrard has 0.

fascinating stuff, serious gaylord

The Finn
Aug 27, 2004

إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم

serious gaylord posted:

Cleverly has a PL medal. Anderson has 2.

Gerrard has 0.

Djimi Traore and Igor Biscan have Champions League Winner's Medals and they actually deserve them

Ho Chi Meeeeee
Jun 13, 2008

let me shovel out your brains
hang my image in your skull
so I can be the vision
in your nightmares from now on

EC10 posted:

fascinating stuff, serious gaylord

So many things I want to say to you right now.

Hashtag Banterzone
Dec 8, 2005


Lifetime Winner of the willkill4food Honorary Bad Posting Award in PWM

this isn't getting enough love

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021

vaginal culture posted:

Did he get a trophy for this?

No, the team gets the trophy, he just gets a medal.

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747

Suqit posted:

lol

Mourinho is such a piece of poo poo.

:ironicat:

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*




And this guy couldn't get games ahead of a central defender in midfield :sigh:

Ho Chi Meeeeee
Jun 13, 2008

let me shovel out your brains
hang my image in your skull
so I can be the vision
in your nightmares from now on

stupidly good, he's going to be the world's best midfielder pretty soon and every United supporter are going to kill themselves.

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

Pogba's scored a few screamers, but not having watched him play very often is he actually a good midfielder aside from that?

Parity warning
Nov 1, 2009



3rd Place, TRP Sack Race 2021/22
Allardyce loving owns, if you hate him I guess you just hate cool things and having fun



Meant to post this in the matchday thread but here works too I guess

Parity warning fucked around with this message at 07:50 on Jan 31, 2014

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Parity warning posted:

Allardyce loving owns, if you hate him I guess you just hate cool things and having fun



Meant to post this in the matchday thread but here works too I guess

Did the guy dive and the manager start laughing at him?

Pogba chat: Really loving talented midfielder. I like that he always scores these crazy loving goals. He doesn't score often, but when he does it's nuts.

Parity warning
Nov 1, 2009



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Soulex posted:

Did the guy dive and the manager start laughing at him?

Yea he was doing a Busquets and when the ref ignores him that gif happens

crappledan
Dec 17, 2009

Serious Title Contenders

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

Soulex posted:

Did the guy dive and the manager start laughing at him?

It's Chico, of course he dived. He probably screamed as he went down, too.

Olewithmilk
Jun 30, 2006

What?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLD27abHrf0

lmao

eeS.
Nov 8, 2005

STUPID AS HELL!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nce5DvHDroA

"BBC Sport posted:

Racing Santander forced the abandonment of their Copa del Rey quarter-final against Real Sociedad by refusing to play because they had not been paid.

When the second leg kicked off, the Santander players huddled together on the edge of the centre circle and would not challenge for the ball.

The protest is expected to cost Santander their place in the competition, although Sociedad had already won the first leg 3-1.

The winners face Barcelona.

I wonder how many Lamborghini's and Range Rovers have been repossessed so far :mmmhmm:

Twat le Piss
Aug 4, 2004

Grimey Drawer

Parity warning posted:

Allardyce loving owns, if you hate him I guess you just hate cool things and having fun



Meant to post this in the matchday thread but here works too I guess

Allardyce seems like he is waving his mouth and laughs around in the air like he just doesn't care now and it is immensely endearing

With that and the reaction to Jose... :3:

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trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

NinjaSteve posted:

Pogba's scored a few screamers, but not having watched him play very often is he actually a good midfielder aside from that?

He's great.

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