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HNasty
Jul 17, 2005

Video games are for children. Dr. Who, Sherlock and Community need to be canceled. Firefly sucked.

Everything you like is bad, everything I like is good and cool. I've had sex. I've stuck my big rod into a babe and it was good. There's proof I've had sex, where's yours ?

hot sauce posted:

What would the CA shop be called, Chain Lube and Skidmarks?

Uh stealing this joke for the blog, thanks, checks in the mail.

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Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

Re: the latest video you posted, why do these videos always open with a stupid slow-motion shot that looks like poo poo because they don't actually have a high-speed camera but just lower the frame rate on their 25fps video?

For a subculture that prides itself on being different above all, hipsters really don't have any original ideas. Taking something good and intentionally making it look/feel/perform like poo poo isn't original.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Snowdens Secret posted:

I would reference you to the tagline for the website http://www.fuzeblocks.com/

drat, that's a pretty good idea. Pity they're so loving expensive for something I could knock up in 20 minutes with about £10 of components.


Sagebrush posted:

I think that "showers of flaming sparks" is their understanding of "MANLY DANGEROUS MAN doing MANLY DANGEROUS STUFF" and that's the extent of what they've picked up on. Like in action movies where people have fights in "factories" that seem to produce nothing but showers of sparks and jets of steam. Or in video games where you can repair anything by pointing a portable blowtorch at the part of it that makes sparks for a couple of minutes and it makes an electric arc buzzing noise for some reason and then presto the thing is done being fixed.

Pretend I posted that YOSPOS quote about nerds desperately aping "grownup" behaviour with no real understanding of it here. TBH it extends to just about the entire hipster bike scene; why these type of people couldn't stick to Vespas like their ancestors I don't know.

HNasty
Jul 17, 2005

Video games are for children. Dr. Who, Sherlock and Community need to be canceled. Firefly sucked.

Everything you like is bad, everything I like is good and cool. I've had sex. I've stuck my big rod into a babe and it was good. There's proof I've had sex, where's yours ?

Collateral Damage posted:

Re: the latest video you posted, why do these videos always open with a stupid slow-motion shot that looks like poo poo because they don't actually have a high-speed camera but just lower the frame rate on their 25fps video?

For a subculture that prides itself on being different above all, hipsters really don't have any original ideas. Taking something good and intentionally making it look/feel/perform like poo poo isn't original.

I don't know man, what bugs me is how are they paying the rent? Rent in Brooklyn can be very expensive. I've hear figures of up to $100/sq ft

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


Trust funds.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

goddamnedtwisto posted:

Pretend I posted that YOSPOS quote about nerds desperately aping "grownup" behaviour with no real understanding of it here. TBH it extends to just about the entire hipster bike scene; why these type of people couldn't stick to Vespas like their ancestors I don't know.

it's in my yospos.txt file of course

quote:

You know when you were a kid and your dad was shaving and you'd pretend-shave beside him because you thought it made you look grown-up? Everything Redditors do is that same talismanic grasping at symbols of adulthood and sophistication tinged with an air of desperately overthinking it while completely missing the point.

If I use a real straight-razor and make my own lather with a badger brush then that makes me manly and attractive, even though I have scraggly unkempt hair and I'm 50 pounds overweight. If I wear a fedora it will make me cool and sophisticated, even though I'm wearing it with jorts and a le meme t-shirt. If I smoke an ecig then I look hard-boiled and interesting, even though my baby palate means I have to puff candy-flavored clouds of nicotine water from a robot's dick.

"If I put my bike in an an abandoned warehouse and shower sparks all over my brazing goggles people will think I'm a rugged specimen of old-fashioned industrial masculinity, even though what I'm doing is detrimental to the bike and also I'm wearing my sister's jeans."

Sagebrush fucked around with this message at 18:42 on Jan 30, 2014

Knot My President!
Jan 10, 2005

Sagebrush posted:

it's in my yospos.txt file of course


Find and replace as needed.

Posting this to my Facebook feed. Should I browse YOSPOS if I liked YCS and LF? I've never actually been :shobon:

Z3n
Jul 21, 2007

I think the point is Z3n is a space cowboy on the edge of a frontier unknown to man, he's out there pushing the limits, trail braking into the abyss. Finding out where the edge of the razor is, turning to face the darkness and revving his 690 into it's vast gaze. You gotta live this to learn it bro.
YOSPOS is p good if you've ever lived as a computer janitor.

LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005

Or just have a passing interest in computers and tech stuff. I'm far from a CJ but it's one of my go-to forums.

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




Xovaan posted:

Posting this to my Facebook feed. Should I browse YOSPOS if I liked YCS and LF? I've never actually been :shobon:

YOSPOS owns, always be yosposting

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester
Oct 3, 2000

Sagebrush posted:

You know when you were a kid and your dad was shaving and you'd pretend-shave beside him because you thought it made you look grown-up? Everything Redditors do is that same talismanic grasping at symbols of adulthood and sophistication tinged with an air of desperately overthinking it while completely missing the point.

If I use a real straight-razor and make my own lather with a badger brush then that makes me manly and attractive, even though I have scraggly unkempt hair and I'm 50 pounds overweight. If I wear a fedora it will make me cool and sophisticated, even though I'm wearing it with jorts and a le meme t-shirt. If I smoke an ecig then I look hard-boiled and interesting, even though my baby palate means I have to puff candy-flavored clouds of nicotine water from a robot's dick.
drat that's good writing. We need that guy on our blog. He just slam dunked every video we've ever posted without even seeing them.

M. Night Skymall
Mar 22, 2012

Jim Silly-Balls posted:

YOSPOS owns, always be yosposting

This just further confirms that every SA rider is inexplicably in IT. Certainly true of the Dallas rides.

kloa
Feb 14, 2007


I too, am an IT nerd. :tinfoil:

Coredump
Dec 1, 2002

Whoa me too. WTF.

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

Not me.

I know it's a Friday when it's 3pm and I still haven't had my lunch break and I'm bleeding the brakes on a 15 year old range rover that isn't cooperating.

Deeters
Aug 21, 2007


Fly away, nerds. I'm an engineer :smug:

Knot My President!
Jan 10, 2005

I'm an intern :gonk:

Coredump
Dec 1, 2002

Deeters posted:

Fly away, nerds. I'm an engineer :smug:

How many of us went for engineering at first and fell back to IT?

Deeters
Aug 21, 2007


I probably should have put mechanical there too.

Z3n
Jul 21, 2007

I think the point is Z3n is a space cowboy on the edge of a frontier unknown to man, he's out there pushing the limits, trail braking into the abyss. Finding out where the edge of the razor is, turning to face the darkness and revving his 690 into it's vast gaze. You gotta live this to learn it bro.
I work with computers.

Which mostly means I spend a lot of time making documents that no one will ever read.

(just like my posts ololol)

Knot My President!
Jan 10, 2005

Z3n posted:

I work with computers.

Which mostly means I spend a lot of time making documents that no one will ever read.

(just like my posts ololol)

I read all of your posts fyi

Coredump
Dec 1, 2002

Xovaan posted:

I read all of your posts fyi

Brown-noser...

Knot My President!
Jan 10, 2005

I know Z3n in real life so it doesn't count!

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




I read all posts, so naturally the posts of zee three enn are included in that

Z3n
Jul 21, 2007

I think the point is Z3n is a space cowboy on the edge of a frontier unknown to man, he's out there pushing the limits, trail braking into the abyss. Finding out where the edge of the razor is, turning to face the darkness and revving his 690 into it's vast gaze. You gotta live this to learn it bro.
^^^ Also this. Someone noted that I have read all posts in CA. I can't help it, gotta click them all.

Xovaan posted:

I read all of your posts fyi

I'm sorry.

Kernel
Feb 13, 2012

Deeters posted:

Fly away, nerds. I'm an engineer :smug:

Hah! I'm a computer engineer. :smug:

Knot My President!
Jan 10, 2005

Jim Silly-Balls posted:

I read all posts, so naturally the posts of zee three enn are included in that

Yeah this

I am kind of addicted to reading and it's a bad habit

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord
I, uh, worked with engineers at some point.

The_Raven
Jul 2, 2004

Upon this a question arises: whether it be better to be loved than feared or feared than loved?
Ummm... I'm a broadcast automation engineer, I guess that counts...,

Tenchrono
Jun 2, 2011


I make pizza for a living :shrug:.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

I'm not in IT, I just read YOSPOS because it's the best forum on somethingawful.

e: followed closely by DIY, there's a lot of good poo poo in there

e2: cycle asylum is the worst forum

Sagebrush fucked around with this message at 06:40 on Jan 31, 2014

BlackMK4
Aug 23, 2006

wat.
Megamarm

Coredump posted:

How many of us went for engineering at first and fell back to IT?

Sup. Me too. Right now I'm bartending/serving since the money is too retarded to pass up. Why yes sir, I will sell you a 12oz A5-9 Wagyu steak at $30/oz.

BlackMK4 fucked around with this message at 06:42 on Jan 31, 2014

Bugdrvr
Mar 7, 2003

Coredump posted:

How many of us went for engineering at first and fell back to IT?

I started with cars, went to school for engineering (ahem, for a year and a half), went into IT then fell back into cars. I've done the CA tour of duty and have both the physical and mental scars to prove it.

Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

Five degrees to starboard!

Software* engineer** here.

*"Soft wear" describes what happens to my middle section from sitting in a chair and typey typing all day.

** Helluva engineer.

SeamusMcPhisticuffs
Aug 2, 2006

republicans.bmp
I too spend my days doing the needful. Soon I'll even be able to buy a bike now that I've moved to NorCal.

Day Man
Jul 30, 2007

Champion of the Sun!

Master of karate and friendship...
for everyone!


I'm a scientist, but I spend much of my time coding nowadays.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe
I'm a manager, which means I get to pretend I know about things all day every day.

HNasty
Jul 17, 2005

Video games are for children. Dr. Who, Sherlock and Community need to be canceled. Firefly sucked.

Everything you like is bad, everything I like is good and cool. I've had sex. I've stuck my big rod into a babe and it was good. There's proof I've had sex, where's yours ?
Is this a job posting thread now, because I literally make my living exploiting the poor, deal with it nerds. Something something free market etc...

HNasty
Jul 17, 2005

Video games are for children. Dr. Who, Sherlock and Community need to be canceled. Firefly sucked.

Everything you like is bad, everything I like is good and cool. I've had sex. I've stuck my big rod into a babe and it was good. There's proof I've had sex, where's yours ?
Everyone got jokes, write something about this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gT75kh0W7Nw I know Bellstaff is prob hurting for bidness and selling waxed cotton to hipsters is super easy but, c'mon man. This is ridic.

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SeamusMcPhisticuffs
Aug 2, 2006

republicans.bmp

HNasty posted:

Is this a job posting thread now, because I literally make my living exploiting the poor, deal with it nerds. Something something free market etc...

You work at a casino too?

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