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ReelBigLizard
Feb 27, 2003

Fallen Rib
PHP Developer normally, but I'm currently doing project management for a big systems upgrade.

I loving hate computers, I'm just too drat good at them. I'd be a blacksmith if it paid.

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Snowdens Secret
Dec 29, 2008
Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.
I'M A PEOPLE PERSON

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

I am part of the military industrial complex and I oppress brown people.

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

ReelBigLizard posted:

I loving hate computers, I'm just too drat good at them. I'd be a blacksmith if it paid.
:smith: You and me buddy. I'd love to do something more physical, but I don't know anything else that would pay nearly as well as being a sysadmin does.

NitroSpazzz
Dec 9, 2006

You don't need style when you've got strength!


HPC Field Support Engineer...so pretty much IT but on a more industrial scale.

Rant: If you're selling a bike on Craigslist you should have all the title 'issues' figured out before you list it. WTF, how complicated is it to make sure the title is in your hands ready to sign over to the new owner? I guess I should be thankful he mentioned it before I drove 3 hours to look at it.

NitroSpazzz fucked around with this message at 14:01 on Jan 31, 2014

TheCoconutman
Sep 13, 2007
Who took the money from the house fund? the coconutman, Fuck the coconutman
So a friend of a friend asked me to fix up a 1978 cb750 for him. Not the best shape but bone stock it's all there, I'm not a big honda guy but the condition this bike is in makes me want to restore one something awful. But looking up tech info on all these forums and all I see are people tearing completely stock bikes apart, saw one with 2800 original miles! What the gently caress is wrong with people? Why not buy someone else's unfinished project? poo poo I bought a roller xs650 cause it was dirt cheap and I figured I'd tuck it away for a project.

hot sauce
Jan 13, 2005

Grimey Drawer

TheCoconutman posted:

So a friend of a friend asked me to fix up a 1978 cb750 for him. Not the best shape but bone stock it's all there, I'm not a big honda guy but the condition this bike is in makes me want to restore one something awful. But looking up tech info on all these forums and all I see are people tearing completely stock bikes apart, saw one with 2800 original miles! What the gently caress is wrong with people? Why not buy someone else's unfinished project? poo poo I bought a roller xs650 cause it was dirt cheap and I figured I'd tuck it away for a project.

http://hipsterbikevideos.tumblr.com/

TheCoconutman
Sep 13, 2007
Who took the money from the house fund? the coconutman, Fuck the coconutman
Haha I am familiar with the blog but it's bad for my blood pressure. I just don't get the obsession with cafe racers and they all use ujm's. Guess they don't have the aptitude for British bikes.

The_Raven
Jul 2, 2004

Upon this a question arises: whether it be better to be loved than feared or feared than loved?
The worst part for me is that they use good I4 bikes. For chrissakes, can't these douches start with a KZ400 or some other paratwin commuter? It's truer to the cafe ethos, isn't it?

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

TheCoconutman posted:

Guess they don't have the aptitude masochistic streak for British bikes.

Snowdens Secret
Dec 29, 2008
Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.

The_Raven posted:

The worst part for me is that they use good I4 bikes. For chrissakes, can't these douches start with a KZ400 or some other paratwin commuter? It's truer to the cafe ethos, isn't it?

They mangle plenty of those too, don't worry. Also CX500s.

TheCoconutman
Sep 13, 2007
Who took the money from the house fund? the coconutman, Fuck the coconutman

It's pretty satisfying to get an old triumph started. Mine starts within 3 kicks, well as long as I'm the only one there.

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord

HNasty posted:

Everyone got jokes, write something about this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gT75kh0W7Nw I know Bellstaff is prob hurting for bidness and selling waxed cotton to hipsters is super easy but, c'mon man. This is ridic.

It says "Belfast presents" and then left us hanging.
Why are they ruining some poor farmer's field?
How did they heat their hot chocolate?
They're super brave, going 10mph on the grass like that. I'd need to stick my foot down too.

I'm not very good at this.

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester
Oct 3, 2000

The_Raven posted:

The worst part for me is that they use good I4 bikes. For chrissakes, can't these douches start with a KZ400 or some other paratwin commuter? It's truer to the cafe ethos, isn't it?
Let's not overstate this. A KZ400 is poo poo, obviously, but any Japanese i4 from the 70s/80s is very nearly as much poo poo.

Finger Prince
Jan 5, 2007


Tenchrono posted:

I make pizza for a living :shrug:.

pizza engineer.

Deeters
Aug 21, 2007


HNasty posted:

Everyone got jokes, write something about this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gT75kh0W7Nw I know Bellstaff is prob hurting for bidness and selling waxed cotton to hipsters is super easy but, c'mon man. This is ridic.

Something about David Beckham going around a field aimlessly at a jogging pace

apatite
Dec 2, 2006

Got yer back, Jack

Linedance posted:

pizza engineer.

It is probably a thing.

My employer calls me an "engineer" to our clients but I do IT stuff and am not a "software engineer" or anything like that. Also have a completely unrelated engineering degree, so they are possibly correct in some technicality laden world, and now my brain is gonna explode from thinking about it.


Hipsters are dumb put down your ironic mustache and step away from the 70s jap bike. There are poor people that want to get into motorcycles that would love to have it if you didn't cut the frame loop and do everything possible to make the bike uncomfortable to ride for any duration.

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


I'm a manager :whip:

Or more accurately, I'm a process manager for a bunch of IT applications. It's all monitoring, incident/problem management and improvement planning. No people skills needed.

So yeah, another IT goon, but one that lets other IT goons do all the dirty work when poo poo goes wrong or needs to be improved.

In the last 6 years or so, I've been an IT specialist, a process control manager, an application manager and a process monitoring engineer before my current title. The company loves to give people fancy new titles without the hassle of actually giving them a pay raise.

KozmoNaut fucked around with this message at 22:08 on Jan 31, 2014

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

quote:

If I use a real straight-razor and make my own lather with a badger brush then that makes me manly and attractive, even though I have scraggly unkempt hair and I'm 50 pounds overweight.

I want to drag this dead horse back to say that wet shaving is loving awesome, then again most of my equipment is modern and I'm don't have unkempt nor am I fat. :shrug:

Knot My President!
Jan 10, 2005

KozmoNaut posted:

The company loves to give people fancy new titles without the hassle of actually giving them a pay raise.

I'm both a market research analyst and a senior data engineer and I make minimum wage :haw:

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




KozmoNaut posted:

The company loves to give people fancy new titles without the hassle of actually giving them a pay raise.

This is every company post-economy-crash

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

SeamusMcPhisticuffs posted:

You work at a casino too?

Wrong kind of indian.

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

ElMaligno posted:

I want to drag this dead horse back to say that wet shaving is loving awesome, then again most of my equipment is modern and I'm don't have unkempt nor am I fat. :shrug:
I too shave with a straight razor (Ok I cheat and use a shavette but still) but without any hipster ambitions to it. I just have such modest facial hair growth that I can get away with shaving once a week, and when I do I might as well do it in the most comfortable way.

Knot My President!
Jan 10, 2005

I use a DE safety razor-- same with my girlfriend. It's really the only way to prevent razor burn for both of us. I love my Merkur :shobon:

Even with a pure badger brush and Trumper's coconut cream, I've broken even on my shaving bill about a year ago compared to prices of disposables since Astra Super Plats are only like $0.05 for three shaves :yayclod:

nsaP
May 4, 2004

alright?
Engineer/IT riders really piss me off.

Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

Five degrees to starboard!

nsaP posted:

Engineer/IT riders really piss me off.

Sorry about that impotent rage, bro.

nsaP
May 4, 2004

alright?
Sorry, I shouldn't have interrupted work chat with my rant. :haw:

Z3n
Jul 21, 2007

I think the point is Z3n is a space cowboy on the edge of a frontier unknown to man, he's out there pushing the limits, trail braking into the abyss. Finding out where the edge of the razor is, turning to face the darkness and revving his 690 into it's vast gaze. You gotta live this to learn it bro.

nsaP posted:

Engineer/IT riders really piss me off.

One of them self hatin' motorcyclists, eh?

Snowdens Secret
Dec 29, 2008
Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.
One of my Persian buddies tipped me off to shaving in the shower. It really is the way to go.

nsaP
May 4, 2004

alright?
Oh for sure. Do it enough and you don't even need shaving creme. I only use a bit of conditioner if I let it go for a couple weeks.

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


I have not shaved in like 10 years. I trim my enormous beard when it's hot enough to warrant it and shave my neck only when the beard is too short to hide a neckbeard. loving hate shaving and loving love being a dirty biologist with no dress code or appearance standards.

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

Are you this guy?



Cause if you are, and someone invites you to go to a dinosaur island, AVOID THE TYRANNOSAURUS.

Deeters
Aug 21, 2007


Xovaan posted:

I use a DE safety razor-- same with my girlfriend. It's really the only way to prevent razor burn for both of us. I love my Merkur :shobon:

Even with a pure badger brush and Trumper's coconut cream, I've broken even on my shaving bill about a year ago compared to prices of disposables since Astra Super Plats are only like $0.05 for three shaves :yayclod:

I've been wetshaving a few years too. I'm faster with a disposable or electric, but it just feels awful. I keep it cheap with Proraso stuff though.

I still need to find a local barber that can do a real shave.

Finger Prince
Jan 5, 2007


2-3mm clippers, entire head. Best thing about being bald.

Covert Ops Wizard
Dec 27, 2006

Linedance posted:

2-3mm clippers, entire head. Best thing about being bald.

And no helmet hair.

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


Covert Ops Wizard posted:

And no helmet hair.

And it's less than $35 for a decent trimmer if you don't need a battery (you don't).

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

gently caress me. Finally cajoled girly into coming for a ride with me. I followed her all the way; she's an amazingly good rider for someone with next to no experience. It was also the most law-abiding ride I've ever had on the ninja. Then when we near her folks' place, I ended up going in front for the last kilometer.

Inevitably, I went through a roundabout and the absolutely senile geriatric woman waiting to go just pulled out straight into girly. To her credit, she managed to bring the bike to a full stop before she got hit so the damage was extremely minor. Slight dent in the tank, broken indicator, snapped off mirror. Despite her having complete and absolute right of way, and there being three witnesses to say so, the woman just flat-out denied being at fault and insisted that she had right of way and girly 'came out of nowhere'.

I felt terrible because it was her first major (ie longer than 20km) ride, and her first ride with me, but her confidence seems completely unaffected. She said she was glad it wasn't me who got hit because the damage would've been a lot more expensive than a $20 mirror and indicator :unsmith:

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
That's awful. No injuries I hope. Did the police come to check it out?

Shimrod
Apr 15, 2007

race tires on road are a great idea, ask me!

poo poo man, glad she's ok. Don't know how I'd handle that with a little old woman. Probably go kick the poo poo out of something nearby so I didn't hit a little old lady.

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Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

Nah the cops didn't get involved. Dealing with insurance over $50 worth of damage isn't worth it because it'd bollock the no-claims bonus over basically nothing. The woman had no insurance, so gently caress her. No sympathy; when I'm ancient I certainly won't be driving if I'm that inept.

Girly's wrist is sore so she'll go get it checked out tomorrow on the government's dollar.

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