The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

jscolon2.0 posted:

Lois Sanborn

You wanna change your name to IMJack Junior? The kids can call you Im-Ju!

# ? Jan 31, 2014 03:58

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# ? May 21, 2024 14:01

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

Moneypenny Dreadful posted:

If this is anyone else but Steve Allen, you're stealing my bit!

Oh no! He's killed the original Alfalfa!

# ? Jan 31, 2014 05:44

Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Man Alive! posted:

Don't you hate pants?

Ahhh! Free and easy, Man! There's nothing like an unfurnished basement for pure comfort.

# ? Jan 31, 2014 06:08

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Moneypenny Dreadful posted:

If this is anyone else but Steve Allen, you're stealing my bit!

Yeah? Lawsuit? Oh, come on. My "Seven Words You Can't Say on TV" bit was entirely different from your "Seven Words You Can't Say on TV" bit. So I'm a thief, am I? Well, EXCUUUUUUUUSE MEEEEEE!

Give him ten grand.

# ? Jan 31, 2014 06:35

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

MondayHotDog posted:

Yeah? Lawsuit? Oh, come on. My "Seven Words You Can't Say on TV" bit was entirely different from your "Seven Words You Can't Say on TV" bit. So I'm a thief, am I? Well, EXCUUUUUUUUSE MEEEEEE!

Give him ten grand.

Um, MondayHotDog, 10% of $100 million isn't $10,000, it's...

( :siren:

)

# ? Jan 31, 2014 07:00

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Um, MondayHotDog, 10% of $100 million isn't $10,000, it's...

()

This contest is over! Give that goon the $10,000!

# ? Jan 31, 2014 07:06

Bjay9: May 3, 2011; Kid, touch is for video games and gynecologists

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

This contest is over! Give that goon the $10,000!

CharlieFoxtrot, this is a Girl Scouts meeting.

# ? Jan 31, 2014 07:34

Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Bjay9 posted:

CharlieFoxtrot, this is a Girl Scouts meeting.

Ha! "Camper's Pampers!"

# ? Jan 31, 2014 08:33

Samuel Clemens: Oct 4, 2013; I think we should call the Avengers.

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

This contest is over! Give that goon the $10,000!

Charlie Foxtrot, with $10,000 we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things, like love!

# ? Jan 31, 2014 18:10

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

Everything Counts posted:

Ha! "Camper's Pampers!"

Tell 'em big baby sent ya!

# ? Jan 31, 2014 18:10

Deviant: Sep 26, 2003; i've forgotten all of your names.

CatchrNdRy posted:

Tell 'em big baby sent ya!

Baby made a boom boom.

# ? Jan 31, 2014 18:34

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Everything Counts posted:

Ha! "Camper's Pampers!"

This isn't the flag. It looks more like- eww! :barf:

# ? Jan 31, 2014 19:25

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Drink-Mix Man posted:

This isn't the flag. It looks more like- eww!

That was my worst unfurling ever!

# ? Jan 31, 2014 20:03

Tokelau All Star: Feb 23, 2008; THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

Samuel Clemens posted:

Charlie Foxtrot, with $10,000 we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things, like love!

We'd be rich! Richer than astronauts!

# ? Jan 31, 2014 20:16

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Tokelau All Star posted:

We'd be rich! Richer than astronauts!

Let's see, he's 40 years old times 25 grand -- whoa, he's a millionaire!

# ? Jan 31, 2014 20:40

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

CatchrNdRy posted:

Tell 'em big baby sent ya!

Hey, I'm talking to you.

# ? Jan 31, 2014 21:04

Deviant: Sep 26, 2003; i've forgotten all of your names.

MondayHotDog posted:

Hey, I'm talking to you.

_{I think...he's talking..to you....}

# ? Jan 31, 2014 21:07

Tokelau All Star: Feb 23, 2008; THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Let's see, he's 40 years old times 25 grand -- whoa, he's a millionaire!

The least we'll accept is one hundred fifty BILLION!

They'll be back.

# ? Jan 31, 2014 21:10

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Tokelau All Star posted:

The least we'll accept is one hundred fifty BILLION!

They'll be back.

Well, I'll be all right as long as I can remember my army training.

Dang.

# ? Jan 31, 2014 21:42

Ainsley McTree: Feb 19, 2004

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Well, I'll be all right as long as I can remember my army training.

Dang.

That goon is playing three games of chess at once!

# ? Jan 31, 2014 23:47

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Well, I'll be all right as long as I can remember my army training.

Dang.

I know I haven�t eaten that well since the army

# ? Feb 1, 2014 00:00

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

CatchrNdRy posted:

I know I haven�t eaten that well since the army

I spent three years in a POW camp, forced to subsist on a thin stew of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk, and four kinds of rice. I came close to madness trying to find it here in the States, but they just can't get the spices right...

# ? Feb 1, 2014 00:36

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Everything Counts posted:

Ha! "Camper's Pampers!"

A change of underwear!

# ? Feb 1, 2014 03:11

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Drink-Mix Man posted:

I spent three years in a POW camp, forced to subsist on a thin stew of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk, and four kinds of rice. I came close to madness trying to find it here in the States, but they just can't get the spices right...

Tie good. You like shirt?

# ? Feb 1, 2014 03:26

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Tie good. You like shirt?

Don't you hate pants?

# ? Feb 1, 2014 04:11

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

CatchrNdRy posted:

I know I haven�t eaten that well since the army

Or that noisily. :nyd:

# ? Feb 1, 2014 04:12

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

Man Alive! posted:

Don't you hate pants?

I've still got plenty of beefs! Fat-free yogurt! The quality of computer porn!

# ? Feb 1, 2014 07:51

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Memento posted:

I've still got plenty of beefs! Fat-free yogurt! The quality of computer porn!

That and my parents. Lousy beatniks.

# ? Feb 1, 2014 08:02

Moneypenny Dreadful: Jan 24, 2008; demon secretary

IMJack posted:

That and my parents. Lousy beatniks.

We've tried nothin' and we're all out of ideas! :sax:

# ? Feb 1, 2014 08:28

Technogeek: Sep 9, 2002; by FactsAreUseless

Moneypenny Dreadful posted:

We've tried nothin' and we're all out of ideas!

I don't know, Moneypenny. Trying is the first step towards failure.

# ? Feb 1, 2014 09:07

Samuel Clemens: Oct 4, 2013; I think we should call the Avengers.

Technogeek posted:

I don't know, Moneypenny. Trying is the first step towards failure.

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.

# ? Feb 1, 2014 12:22

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

CatchrNdRy posted:

I know I haven�t eaten that well since the army

This evening has gone so flawlessly, I'm going to forget that you were mistakenly let out of the army a month early.

# ? Feb 1, 2014 16:17

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

MondayHotDog posted:

Don't you hate pants?

I have misplaced my pants.

# ? Feb 1, 2014 19:10

Captain Foxy: Jun 13, 2007; I love Hitler and Hitler loves me! He's not all bad, Hitler just needs someone to believe in him! Can't you just give Hitler a chance?

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