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Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Thora posted:

Melt it down into a shiv come on man, *think*, I saw that Mensa card you posted in another thread.

We are peaceful folk who only seek mischief and not harm. A shiv has no use in our world.

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subhuman filth
Nov 1, 2006

i want to hear about spiders in the diva cup (everything about it)

defectivemonkey
Jun 5, 2012

Dongicus posted:

what if girls had apostrophes

This sounds like the worst female empowerment campaign. "Don't call them periods -- they apostrophes because YOU OWN THEM".

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

StarkWhite posted:

i want to hear about spiders in the diva cup (everything about it)

the diva cup creates an airtight barrier behind which cervical spiders suffocate and form what is known as a compressed vaginal spider barricade, this prevents pregnancy

Enfys
Feb 17, 2013

The ocean is calling and I must go

Why is ladythread suddenly full of guys being dumb

It's like peacock mating season when it's all just wild screaming and flamboyant bird dancing/strutting in a desperate hope that the ladies notice.

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Pick posted:

the diva cup creates an airtight barrier behind which cervical spiders suffocate and form what is known as a compressed vaginal spider barricade, this prevents pregnancy

Titty Warlord
Apr 28, 2013

pisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
the cervical spider (Pisaura frundlebum) is a spider that forms a mutualistic relationship with the human. the spiders are provided food and shelter in the form of human egg and daughter cells in the ovaries. in return the spiders dance

Thora
Aug 21, 2006

Look on my Posts, ye Mighty, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away

detectivemonkey posted:

Back before I discovered freedom (aka DivaCup) I went for the obs with no applicator.

Re PI: I'm surprised they haven't actually ever formed a mob to take someone's animal away for mistreatment (real or imagined).

I don't like getting my hands dirty because I am a pretty pretty princess.

As far as animals and cheese my dog is 13 and has liver cancer and a heart murmur. He's had a good run, and if he will take his pills wrapped in cheese, then cheese he shall have. I made a PI thread about it when I found all this out in the space of a month and was freaking out and unable to maintain a professional unemotional distance about it because :qq: my baby :qq:

(You wouldn't know he's sick by looking at him. He's losing weight, but now it's healthy and it feels weird for him to have ribs and vertebrae and stuff. But he's still perky and doing all right :) )

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Pick posted:

the cervical spider (Pisaura frundlebum) is a spider that forms a mutualistic relationship with the human. the spiders are provided food and shelter in the form of human egg and daughter cells in the ovaries. in return the spiders dance

Thora
Aug 21, 2006

Look on my Posts, ye Mighty, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away

Spanish Manlove posted:

We are peaceful folk who only seek mischief and not harm. A shiv has no use in our world.

Yes, it is *our* world isn't it :smuggo:

Titty Warlord
Apr 28, 2013

Enfys posted:

Why is ladythread suddenly full of guys being dumb

It's like peacock mating season when it's all just wild screaming and flamboyant bird dancing/strutting in a desperate hope that the ladies notice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L54bxmZy_NE

Thora
Aug 21, 2006

Look on my Posts, ye Mighty, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away

WTH is that, honey? Beer? Weewee? Ear wax? I'm guessing it's weewee.

vaguely
Apr 29, 2013

hot_squirting_honey.gif

Enfys posted:

Why is ladythread suddenly full of guys being dumb

It's like peacock mating season when it's all just wild screaming and flamboyant bird dancing/strutting in a desperate hope that the ladies notice.

it's more like when that kakapo humped the BBC cameraman :parrot:

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS


videogame

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
pee jar vidyo game refrans :)))

stimulated emission
Apr 25, 2011

D-D-D-D-D-D-DEEPER

Thora
Aug 21, 2006

Look on my Posts, ye Mighty, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away
I was right it was weewee what do I win?

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

gently caress gamers

Thora posted:

I was right it was weewee what do I win?

Thora
Aug 21, 2006

Look on my Posts, ye Mighty, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away

Putty posted:

gently caress gamers

Log into WoW and say that, my rogue will cut you (pun intended).

(I am PVPing atm and feeling rather feisty.)

Portals
Apr 18, 2012

Putty posted:

gently caress gamers

Portals fucked around with this message at 23:53 on Apr 3, 2014

Thora
Aug 21, 2006

Look on my Posts, ye Mighty, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away

Portals posted:

if someone makes a loving portal reference in this thread I will stab them

You play a rogue irl.

Titty Warlord
Apr 28, 2013

Portals posted:

if someone makes a loving portal reference in this thread directed at me I will stab them

Timelord
Jan 17, 2008


shots fired

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

Portals posted:

if someone makes a loving portal reference in this thread directed at me I will stab them

i liked the game design. the levels were well thought out and obvious in retrospect. i think adding another character to the game was a mistake though.

Timelord
Jan 17, 2008

VanSandman posted:

i liked the game design. the levels were well thought out and obvious in retrospect. i think adding another character to the game was a mistake though.

The multiplayer? you kind of had to

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

Timelord posted:

The multiplayer? you kind of had to

i never did the multiplayer, because i like to play puzzlers by myself.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Thora posted:

Yes, it is *our* world isn't it :smuggo:

We ams fully inclusives.

madeupfred
Oct 10, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
are there really ladie shere :wth:

Thora
Aug 21, 2006

Look on my Posts, ye Mighty, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away

Spanish Manlove posted:

We ams fully inclusives.

True story one time I was going to a meetup and it wasn't until I got there that I noticed I had my sweater on inside-out. I have a lot of clothing related mishaps.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

madeupfred posted:

are there really ladie shere :wth:

Yes but they will only sleep with you if you convert to Islam

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

Spanish Manlove posted:

Just because someone has a penis doesn't make them not female hope t helps

Becocked womyn.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Thora posted:

True story one time I was going to a meetup and it wasn't until I got there that I noticed I had my sweater on inside-out. I have a lot of clothing related mishaps.

Lol I've never done anything with Mensa other than laugh really hard at the card when it came in the mail, toilet read the autism monthly newsletter they send out, and use it to sabotage a date one time where a girl was trying to use me to cuck her boyfriend

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER
why is cucking a thing now
seriously its a weird trend

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
Cucks not dead

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

VanSandman posted:

why is cucking a thing now
seriously its a weird trend

Cucking has always been a thing. It's gonna be like what gay historians do, in a few years we'll be finding out about all the famous historical characters who were cucked.

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN
Apr 27, 2010


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Ladies gettin' cucked in the lady thread. Hello Ladies!

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

boom boom boom posted:

Cucking has always been a thing. It's gonna be like what gay historians do, in a few years we'll be finding out about all the famous historical characters who were cucked.

i mean why is everyone talking about cucking, of course its always been a thing

Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics
it's a universal metaphor

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numbs
Jul 20, 2013

by XyloJW
Hey guys

Edit: Gals

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