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Oberst
May 24, 2010

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Gonna tear frank gores acl!!!

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Oberst
May 24, 2010

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My stats :qq:

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
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Oberst posted:

My stats :qq:

Tebow sheds no tears

Oberst
May 24, 2010

Fertilizing threads since 2010
:siren: I hate the 49ers :supaburn:

Sims:

Skins L
Bills W
Giants W
Raiders L
Rams W
Colts L
Denver L
Chargers W

:siren: Week 11, 2013 :siren:

Advance is Thurs/ASAP. Bad week

AMERICA'S USER GAMES OF THE WEEK

DroppinADeuce21 @ DiscountCleric :siren: Oh poo poo!!
Zeriptus @ Alucardinium
Ravens @ Baldrash
Rest is a bunch of auto


Divisions

AFCN
Bengals 7-3
Steelers 5-4
Browns 3-6
Ravens 2-7

AFCS
lol

AFCE
Bills 8-2
Pats 5-4
Jets 4-5
Dolfs 4-5

AFCW
Chargers 5-4
Raiders 5-4
Chiefs 5-4
Broncos 5-4


NFCN
Lions 6-3
Vikes 5-4
Bears 4-5 keep choppin wood
Pack 2-7 rip ARod

NFCS
Panthers 7-2
Saints 5-4
Bucs 1-8
Falcons 1-8

NFCE
Skins 8-1
Giants 5-4
Eagles 4-6
Boys 3-7

NFCW
Cards 7-2
Hawx 7-3
9ers 6-3
Rams 6-4


:clint: MVP :clint:
Tebow
Newton
Luck
RG3
Gore

:mufasa: COTY :mufasa:
Chucky P
Doug Marrone
Shanahan
Ron Ron

Oberst fucked around with this message at 05:33 on Feb 4, 2014

Stevie Lee
Oct 8, 2007

Oberst posted:

Sims:
Rams W

oh no. Plat, you done hosed up.

StupidSexyMothman
Aug 9, 2010

Don't know who dropping a deuce is but when do they want to get devoured by the Bills?

Faggot Guy
Aug 29, 2011

TWO TIME SUPERBOWL MVP

oldskool posted:

Don't know who dropping a deuce is but when do they want to get devoured by the Bills?

:ssh:

StupidSexyMothman
Aug 9, 2010

figured it out :suicide:
Jets when do you want a divisional victory, I'm good between 6 & 11pm Eastern.

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
When does Thus Spoke Zeriptus want to knock out our game, Dubious?

seventeen
Jan 2, 2005

Do not try and score on the powerplay. That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth.

What truth?

There is no powerplay.

Oberst posted:

Gonna tear frank gores acl!!!

He is unstoppable, he is omnipresent, he is Gore.

That was a great game dude and Im pretty sure thats the first time in 6 tries I've beaten you in the regular season. I guess my days of the triple option are over cause you smoked that all three times I tried it

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
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Alucard posted:

When does Thus Spoke Zeriptus want to knock out our game, Dubious?

He's gone for 3 days; he travels alot and is actually moving soon, so we may wanna just boot him.

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
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seventeen posted:

He is unstoppable, he is omnipresent, he is Gore.

That was a great game dude and Im pretty sure thats the first time in 6 tries I've beaten you in the regular season. I guess my days of the triple option are over cause you smoked that all three times I tried it

NFC West is the NFC Best in bizarro. Seriously, this division owns

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug

Dubious posted:

He's gone for 3 days; he travels alot and is actually moving soon, so we may wanna just boot him.

So is he set on auto? 3 days means he'll miss the advance.

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
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Alucard posted:

So is he set on auto? 3 days means he'll miss the advance.

He should be on auto. Oberst, go ahead and remove him. I'm gonna take him out of main league as well, he just doesn't have the time for fake football mans and I'm not gonna remind him of games when he moves out.

seventeen
Jan 2, 2005

Do not try and score on the powerplay. That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth.

What truth?

There is no powerplay.

Dubious posted:

NFC West is the NFC Best in bizarro. Seriously, this division owns

I saw who else was in the division before signing up, saw that the 9ers were the odd team out and cackled maniacally as I pushed X to confirm

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

seventeen posted:

I saw who else was in the division before signing up, saw that the 9ers were the odd team out and cackled maniacally as I pushed X to confirm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfSMjqlWAMM

History is doomed to repeat itself.

seventeen
Jan 2, 2005

Do not try and score on the powerplay. That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth.

What truth?

There is no powerplay.

Now you've done it. Time for me to buy a billboard, that'll show you

Stevie Lee
Oct 8, 2007

Dubious posted:

NFC West is the NFC Best in bizarro. Seriously, this division owns

the Rams even got a sim win over the undefeated Colts

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
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Stevie Lee posted:

the Rams even got a sim win over the undefeated Colts

:haw:

Santheb
Jul 13, 2005

oldskool posted:

figured it out :suicide:
Jets when do you want a divisional victory, I'm good between 6 & 11pm Eastern.

As luck would have it, that's the one window of time that won't work for me. I dont leave work until around 1130 EST tonight.

Also, last night I played a pubby who used the Bills and this dude boatraced me. Their defensive line is scary.

Edit: autocorrect can suck it

Santheb fucked around with this message at 23:04 on Feb 4, 2014

Thomas Platinum
Aug 25, 2013

Stevie Lee posted:

oh no. Plat, you done hosed up.

LOST SEASON

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

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pats poster spotted

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug

Dubious posted:

He should be on auto. Oberst, go ahead and remove him. I'm gonna take him out of main league as well, he just doesn't have the time for fake football mans and I'm not gonna remind him of games when he moves out.

He (Zeriptus) is not on auto in Bizarro. Any chance we can make this happen before the advance?

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
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Alucard posted:

He (Zeriptus) is not on auto in Bizarro. Any chance we can make this happen before the advance?

He's home tonight and then gone. I'll have him drop out of the league later unless oberst gets to it.

E: In my quest for MVP that likely comes down to Week 17, I draw....

the Jags starting Gabbert :getin:

Dubious fucked around with this message at 03:22 on Feb 5, 2014

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

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:lol:

Holy loving hell are the Jags.... Real Bad (TM)

I wasn't even trying to run it up, and I was swallowing Gabbert every play, and their defense is so piss poor bad they couldn't stop a dink and dunk.

Krypttx
Jan 25, 2008
I AM LITERALLY INCAPABLE OF COMPREHENDING ALTRUISM

Dubious posted:

:lol:

Holy loving hell are the Jags.... Real Bad (TM)

I wasn't even trying to run it up, and I was swallowing Gabbert every play, and their defense is so piss poor bad they couldn't stop a dink and dunk.

I really righted that ship in the other dynasty. They aren't THAT bad though. I thought they would be worse.

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

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Krypttx posted:

I really righted that ship in the other dynasty. They aren't THAT bad though. I thought they would be worse.

63-7

Yea, your Jags team is pretty good. In this league though, they are miserable, going off end of season roster.

Krypttx
Jan 25, 2008
I AM LITERALLY INCAPABLE OF COMPREHENDING ALTRUISM

Dubious posted:

63-7

Yea, your Jags team is pretty good. In this league though, they are miserable, going off end of season roster.

Yea i just realized they probably dont have a lot of the players that are good, like Monroe, Blackmon. I bet MJD is like a 66 overall.

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

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Krypttx posted:

Yea i just realized they probably dont have a lot of the players that are good, like Monroe, Blackmon. I bet MJD is like a 66 overall.

They had Blackmon but he was awful, he dropped everything. MJD couldn't do poo poo.

seventeen
Jan 2, 2005

Do not try and score on the powerplay. That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth.

What truth?

There is no powerplay.

Dubious posted:

They had Blackmon but he was awful, he dropped everything. MJD couldn't do poo poo.

MJD loving rules in the other league though, so glad I signed him

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

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seventeen posted:

MJD loving rules in the other league though, so glad I signed him

Is it Week 17 yet

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

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Alucard, my roommate is around and is gonna stick around if you can play soon. He's taking his ps3 on the road and available tomorrow as well.

He's gonna make it work and buy an account soon so don't boot him just yet.

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug

Dubious posted:

Alucard, my roommate is around and is gonna stick around if you can play soon. He's taking his ps3 on the road and available tomorrow as well.

He's gonna make it work and buy an account soon so don't boot him just yet.

I can probably knock it out tomorrow at some reasonable hour. I'm an East Coaster, so it's hard for me to do late hours like you jerks.

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

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Alucard posted:

I can probably knock it out tomorrow at some reasonable hour. I'm an East Coaster, so it's hard for me to do late hours like you jerks.

He dropped out. Go beat the tar out of the CPU.

seventeen
Jan 2, 2005

Do not try and score on the powerplay. That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth.

What truth?

There is no powerplay.

Dubious posted:

Is it Week 17 yet

This will be the most outrageous game of all time

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug

Dubious posted:

He dropped out. Go beat the tar out of the CPU.

I had enough trouble beating the CPU at practice last night, We'll see how I fare against the chargers.

Santheb
Jul 13, 2005

You lookin at the same time frame again tonight, Bills?

StupidSexyMothman
Aug 9, 2010

Santheb posted:

You lookin at the same time frame again tonight, Bills?

Probably later than 6 since I went into work like a dope and it's been snowing all day.

Santheb
Jul 13, 2005

oldskool posted:

Probably later than 6 since I went into work like a dope and it's been snowing all day.

Looking at around the same time for me too. Can ya do a late game?

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StupidSexyMothman
Aug 9, 2010

Santheb posted:

Looking at around the same time for me too. Can ya do a late game?

Depends how late. I'm about to jump on and see if I can meet seventeen in non-bizarro for a 7:30pm start so that'll book me through about 8:15 I would think.

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