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Marley Wants More posted:"But if you just write down the path to the defrag utility for me I can't murder you when you get there and make your skin into a body suit!" I think Le-a, pronounced "Le-dash-uh," is the number #1 most common BS name I've heard. I've met at least a half dozen people who have insisted they directly knew or knew of someone with that name. I'm mostly willing to accept that one or two of these silly names exist throughout the world, but everyone always wants to be a part of the story. Also, good luck having any conservation about silly names that doesn't devolve into "white people do this, but black people do this!"
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# ? Jan 30, 2014 19:06 |
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dijon du jour posted:I am consistently surprised by peoples' willingness to spout STDH in public. Like, I understand the anonymity of the internet emboldening people, but if you get caught in real life everyone you know is going to think you're an idiot. Hey man, I legit went to school with a guy named "Cloud Dragon". Tunicate has a new favorite as of 19:44 on Jan 30, 2014 |
# ? Jan 30, 2014 19:19 |
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Look at that, he's holding a packet of sausages! It totally happened...
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# ? Jan 30, 2014 19:26 |
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hallo spacedog posted:But then you'd be letting our fat-phobic society erase your identity as a proud healthy fat person. Which would be a real thing if only the vast majority of the fat people in question lived remotely healthy lifestyles. "What? I put lettuce on my Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese. That's like a whole salad, right? Also I walk next door to the Burger King, so that's exercise." Fat-shaming? No. Ridiculous disregard for personal health shaming? Hell yes, shame those tubby fuckers.
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# ? Jan 30, 2014 21:19 |
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Squalitude posted:
It would be a good joke if... Nah, it wouldn't.
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# ? Jan 30, 2014 22:10 |
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I was sitting for too long before I realised Richmond is probably a cigarette brand. I had no idea why some kid would get pissed off at receiving an 8 pack instead of a 10 pack... Or why he would have to pay someone older to buy them for him. It's too early for this poo poo.
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# ? Jan 30, 2014 22:41 |
I think it's "kid under 18 asked me to buy cigarettes, instead I got him a pack of sausages with the same brand name hahahahahaha aren't I witty" And then somehow holding onto the sausages is proof. (under 18 kids can't buy cigarettes in the US, dunno about the rest of the world)
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# ? Jan 30, 2014 22:49 |
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silvergoose posted:(under 18 kids can't buy cigarettes in the US, dunno about the rest of the world) The story's set in the UK and under-18s can't buy cigarettes there either. That might be the one plausible part of the story.
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# ? Jan 30, 2014 22:54 |
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dijon du jour posted:I am consistently surprised by peoples' willingness to spout STDH in public. Like, I understand the anonymity of the internet emboldening people, but if you get caught in real life everyone you know is going to think you're an idiot. Wow, your mother and my mother must have the same friend. What are the odds? In her version, it was 1960s Appalachia, so at least it wasn't "black people, amiright?"
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# ? Jan 31, 2014 01:14 |
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hyperhazard posted:Wow, your mother and my mother must have the same friend. What are the odds? There is a very patient young woman at our local Vons named 'Latrina'. I think she'd like to strangled her mother. How about a nice cuppa? quote:A Nice Hot Cup Of Karma
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# ? Feb 1, 2014 01:50 |
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This barista, in a year of serving me, has never let me down.
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# ? Feb 1, 2014 01:58 |
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FrozenVent posted:This barista, in a year of serving me, has never let me down. Every single time I ordered a tea, by god, I got that tea.
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# ? Feb 1, 2014 02:35 |
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This thread has ruined actual story telling for me. Someone on TFR posted a pretty rad video of an old British Commando talking about his knife. British Commando knives are pretty distinctive and iconic. He had some terrifying accounts of killing sentries with it. He finished with a story of a dispute he'd had with a fellow recruit. They'd been discussing how you use the knife (forward grip vs. reverse grip) and he'd told the other guy that he knew how to counter the reverse grip, and ended up breaking the guys arm to prove it. The broken arm guy was then kicked out for not having faith in the training methods. All I could think of was this thread. All I could imagine was someone's arm getting broken while they were both drunk, and then that guy being booted for something else, only for the old commando to make it into him being rad. You've ruined the concept of narrative for me. EDIT: forgot to include the video. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDGHKyB3T_U
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# ? Feb 1, 2014 03:20 |
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Khazar-khum posted:There is a very patient young woman at our local Vons named 'Latrina'. I think she'd like to strangled her mother. She changed it. It used to be Shithouse. Good change, good change!
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# ? Feb 1, 2014 05:59 |
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# ? Feb 1, 2014 23:52 |
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# ? Feb 2, 2014 10:58 |
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This account of a Minnesota band purchasing an RV. It's actually pretty funny (raccoons! medical waste! fire!), but almost certainly fictitious.
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# ? Feb 2, 2014 10:58 |
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I'm disappointed. Skimming that quickly made me think they got the appropriate response to drawing that on the board: a cold "gently caress you."
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# ? Feb 2, 2014 12:42 |
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Thinky Whale posted:I'm disappointed. Skimming that quickly made me think they got the appropriate response to drawing that on the board: a cold "gently caress you."
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# ? Feb 2, 2014 13:58 |
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Those darn nerdy substitute teachers, always threatening to kiss their students.
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# ? Feb 2, 2014 14:18 |
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Squalitude posted:
This is a thing that happens though. Maybe not the sausages bit, but dad bought chuppa chups for kids who asked him when I was a kid. Now that I'm an adult though, I only get asked for weed money or lighters when I walk through the park between home and the shops by the 14 year olds who sit in the storm water drain sniffing deodourant all day.
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# ? Feb 2, 2014 14:19 |
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I'm pretty sure those Doctor Who circles aren't an actual language that you can write "gently caress you" in, but whatever.
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# ? Feb 2, 2014 18:51 |
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Apparently (and unsurprisingly) some people have made up rules for the Doctor Who alphabet. It doesn't seem to be what they use on the show, just some spergs spergin', and they don't seem to agree with each other. None of the ones that came up in my quick Google search seem to allow what she wrote to say "gently caress you", pretty sure she just drew some circles. http://www.shermansplanet.com/gallifreyan I particularly like the "crazy person's manifesto" look of this person's instructions. http://cbettenbender.deviantart.com/gallery/33798145
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# ? Feb 2, 2014 19:57 |
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quote:Gallifreyan follows letters
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# ? Feb 2, 2014 22:20 |
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quote:Found this note at my front door attached to a 12-pack of Corona's... I don't really doubt the premise, it's just the specific mention of Reddit that nudges it into the realm of stdh. And from the comments, we get this gem: quote:I once hosed the wrong twin. Found out halfway through when she said pound it like you pound my sister! I finished in her and then played some Mario Kart. I wasn't about to stop.
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# ? Feb 3, 2014 00:12 |
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My Lovely Horse posted:Congratulations on inventing a writing system that requires another writing system to work at all. Fun fact: the Circular Gallifreyan alphabet is made up out of whole cloth by the internet. Like, the STYLE of writing shows up on the show but there were never any actual rules to it. Internet CG generators just... made it up. It's so bizarre.
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# ? Feb 3, 2014 02:42 |
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I took GGG to mean "good, giving, and game" initially and wondered what dangerous fetish the chick in question had.
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# ? Feb 3, 2014 08:11 |
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Does it stand for Good Guy Greg? It does, doesn't it.
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# ? Feb 3, 2014 14:09 |
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hyperhazard posted:Does it stand for Good Guy Greg? Yes, yes it does. I prefer to imagine it means Gregarious Ginormous Greg.
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# ? Feb 3, 2014 14:23 |
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I came across this ridiculous "Book of Body Language" today, which was pretty much just copy pasted text (without author credit) from the well known Alan Pease book of similar name, and had this gem on the first page after an explanation that ladies possess dark divining powers in the non verbal field because they know how to communicate with babies.quote:Body language is easier to fake with men than with women because, overall, men aren't good readers of body language.
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# ? Feb 4, 2014 07:48 |
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Ambystoma posted:I came across this ridiculous "Book of Body Language" today, which was pretty much just copy pasted text (without author credit) from the well known Alan Pease book of similar name, and had this gem on the first page after an explanation that ladies possess dark divining powers in the non verbal field because they know how to communicate with babies. "Nice to meet you Mr Smith, please take a seat, I just need to see your resume, credentials did you bring your academic transcript? Oh and this interview will be recorded so we can monitor your nervous moments in pain staking detail Would you like some water?"
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# ? Feb 4, 2014 09:44 |
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Revenge fantasies are my favorite STDH.
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# ? Feb 4, 2014 13:49 |
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Loki's brand of trickery is usually a bit more hardcore than that, crafting yourself a The Goonies jacket at best qualifies as the equivalent of hiding a whoopee cushion on Baldr's chair.
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# ? Feb 4, 2014 14:22 |
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NoUU posted:Revenge fantasies are my favorite STDH. I'm imagining how the goonies jacket thing would have actually gone down in real life and it makes me laugh. And Merrells are ugly, they aren't meant to be stylish they are a utility shoe.
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# ? Feb 4, 2014 14:51 |
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A treacherous, greedy catholic Patrician and Holy Roman Elector was teaching a class on Pope Innocent III, a known heretic. ”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship the Pope and accept that Catholicism is the one and only faith founded by Jesus Christ, even greater than Nestorianism!” At this moment, a brave, Greek, Varangian soldier who had killed over 1500 Turks and understood the legitimacy of the Eastern Roman Empire and fully supported all its economic, social and military reforms stood up and held up a map of the Holy Land "Who should own this land, Brutus?" The arrogant Venetian smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied “The crusaders, you stupid heretic” ”Wrong. Its been over 2000 years since Alexander the Great conquered it. If it was not owned by Arabs, and Catholics, as you say, should own the land... then the crusaders should have conquered Jerusalem by now." The Patrician was visibly shaken, and dropped his ducats and copy of the Roman Misal. He stormed out of the room crying those ironic catholic tears. The same tears catholics cry for “the Crusaders” (who today live in such luxury that most bathe daily). There is no doubt that at this point our Patrician, Enrico Dandolo, wished he had been Orthodox and supported the Komnenoi struggle against the Turks. He wished so much that he had the Imperial Sword to kill himself from embarrassment, but he himself had pawned it off to the Capetians! The students applauded and all applied for Roman citizenship that day and accepted Manuel Komnenos as their Basileus. A double-headed eagle named “Byzantium” flew into the room and perched atop the Hagia Sophia and shed a tear on the chalk board. Epitaph of Seikilos was sung several times, and Constantine the Great himself showed up and converted all Catholics to Orthodoxy.
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# ? Feb 4, 2014 15:33 |
No marriage line thrown in at the end?
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# ? Feb 4, 2014 15:37 |
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NoUU posted:Revenge fantasies are my favorite STDH. "Exactly how I got the name I will explain now." "I was a loner, no friends, no social life." "A jock, good at sports, no intelligence, couldn't comprehend math." Is this Perd Hapley's origin story? Also, where did the toy spider come from? He makes it sound like he didn't know it was there.
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# ? Feb 4, 2014 15:42 |
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krissycokl posted:Also, where did the toy spider come from? He makes it sound like he didn't know it was there. Goonies Jacket works in mysterious ways.
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# ? Feb 4, 2014 17:15 |
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deadly_pudding posted:Goonies Jacket works in mysterious ways. Didn't you read it? He explains that he "Don't really remember what I built." He was in such a fog of rage that he was building things into his jacket
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# ? Feb 4, 2014 18:10 |
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Nanomashoes posted:A treacherous, greedy catholic Patrician and Holy Roman Elector was teaching a class on Pope Innocent III, a known heretic. Nice take.
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