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toe knee hand
Jun 20, 2012

HANSEN ON A BREAKAWAY

HONEY BADGER DON'T SCORE

poopkitty posted:

I don't flaunt it, but I like what I like. I can't afford to spend bux making clothes fit both of my boobs. I'm not very conventionally pretty, anyway, though. And with the buzz cut it's like, whatever.

I generally don't wear clothing that shows off cleavage, also, because I'm also not advertising. I wear 40s/50s clothes because I has curves. Where is the WAYWT thread??

it's in ylls

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defectivemonkey
Jun 5, 2012

toe knee hand posted:

or wearing something that doesn't tightly hug your boobs

But then how will I get free things/men to do things for me?

Crow Jane, oh. Well that's just how you keep the small one from falling out so I guess I'm doing it right. Fashion success! (Not really my pajama pants have Cookie Monster on them.)

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax

detectivemonkey posted:

my pajama pants have Cookie Monster on them.
fashion triumph

Titty Warlord
Apr 28, 2013
new gbs is really good

there's laughter, jokes, and women with arachniginas here

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

detectivemonkey posted:

In other news, alcoholic crew remains terrifying and I think I've had a total of one glass of wine since first reading it.

They are all going todie


toe knee hand
Jun 20, 2012

HANSEN ON A BREAKAWAY

HONEY BADGER DON'T SCORE
yea you now i'm probably just being a bitch because of booze. i started out today really grumpy and felt a bit better by the afternoon so i thought drinking was okay but maybe not.

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
I'm wearing a ridiculously floofy, bright pink Betty Draper nightgown, no joke. It's comfortable and it makes me laugh

I had a similar one in baby blue, but I perioded on it :(

poopkitty
Oct 16, 2013

WE ARE ALL ONE

detectivemonkey posted:

But then how will I get free things/men to do things for me?

Crow Jane, oh. Well that's just how you keep the small one from falling out so I guess I'm doing it right. Fashion success! (Not really my pajama pants have Cookie Monster on them.)

Mine have Perry the Platypus.

defectivemonkey
Jun 5, 2012

toe knee hand posted:

yea you now i'm probably just being a bitch because of booze. i started out today really grumpy and felt a bit better by the afternoon so i thought drinking was okay but maybe not.

There's an exact wrong amount of alcohol I can drink and if I accidentally get or stop there I am just full of rage and anger. Usually one more or bed fixes it, but drat. We still love you also maybe Waxahatchee would be a band you would like?

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

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Avshalom posted:

there's a big thread in a/t right now that is just people whining about the new gbs and it makes me kind of sad :( new gbs is the friendliest forum i've ever been in both on and off sa, what exactly are they seeing that i'm not?

are they mad that you can say slurs now? new gbs doesn't mean you can't tell bigots to shut the gently caress up


Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
i just get increasingly happier and more affectionate the more i drink until i pass out, it's great

last time i left a rambling incoherent post on my mum's facebook at like 5am about how wonderful she was and now all her friends keep liking it and i am so embarrassed

poopkitty
Oct 16, 2013

WE ARE ALL ONE
Never be embarrassed by love. Unless you are Mary Kay LeTourneau. (protip: not love anyway.)

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
I just like to listen to music and make out with people when I'm drunk. Sadly the whole "monogamous relationship" thing means I don't get to combine the three as often as I used to

toe knee hand
Jun 20, 2012

HANSEN ON A BREAKAWAY

HONEY BADGER DON'T SCORE
okay to make up for being a drunk angry bitch here is some cool female indie rap

btw the first post i was working on DISAPPEARED (i.e. i closed the window by mistake) so this is like extrasupereffort

k.flay

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2y3GkEJDrQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uegxfRXzZTc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ns54m4yLqTQ

dessa who i posted before so i'll just repost

toe knee hand posted:

okay here's a music effort post

i discovered dessa yesterday and she's really great

she has a ma in philosophy and she's loving built and she makes really good music. she's described as hiphop/rap but it's pretty varied really and yet it's all good

hiphop meets girlpower: "forget the bull in the china shop, there's a china doll in the bullpen"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvi3UDQdl7k

hiphop meets country i guess?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eQL3BrRqM8

this one's a bit more spoken word

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBJS-1Z0m7s

not sure how to describe this one, i'd classify it as hiphop but i love the violin as accompaniment

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CK8Jys3K6rI

more chill

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6A8T6qWPBo

even more chill

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIPF_jmwzBI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2_aY9gYTF0

there's also jean grae

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1dGXido-RQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzK-fn9NaCE

and angel haze

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szj7efHG-00

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMw65FwtlOI

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
cuts, scratches, and bruises have been appearing on my hands all day and i don't know why

poopkitty
Oct 16, 2013

WE ARE ALL ONE

Putty posted:

cuts, scratches, and bruises have been appearing on my hands all day and i don't know why

Stigmata. :colbert:

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

Putty posted:

cuts, scratches, and bruises have been appearing on my hands all day and i don't know why

Have you pissed off any ghosts? Or warlocks who could send ghosts after you?

defectivemonkey
Jun 5, 2012

Putty posted:

cuts, scratches, and bruises have been appearing on my hands all day and i don't know why

You're probably a super taster with misophonia call a therapist ASAP.

Also pls don't die Putty. Maybe Avshalom got drunk and bought you a cat but you haven't seen it yet?

Speaking of cats mine has made a blanket nest at my feet it is very cute

toe knee hand
Jun 20, 2012

HANSEN ON A BREAKAWAY

HONEY BADGER DON'T SCORE
cats for everyone

toe knee hand
Jun 20, 2012

HANSEN ON A BREAKAWAY

HONEY BADGER DON'T SCORE
female rap cntd this is probably pretty mainstream but whatever

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zR6ROjoOX0

also

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KleUddM2IPw

these two are more or less one hit wonders from what i've heard, but worth keeping an eye on

poopkitty
Oct 16, 2013

WE ARE ALL ONE

toe knee hand posted:

female rap cntd this is probably pretty mainstream but whatever

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zR6ROjoOX0

also

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KleUddM2IPw

these two are more or less one hit wonders from what i've heard, but worth keeping an eye on

Toe Knee, thoughts on Azalea Banks?? I am in serious like.

toe knee hand
Jun 20, 2012

HANSEN ON A BREAKAWAY

HONEY BADGER DON'T SCORE

poopkitty posted:

Toe Knee, thoughts on Azalea Banks?? I am in serious like.

what songs do you like? i've listened to a few but she didn't grab me so maybe i listened to the wrong ones.

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax

Crow Jane posted:

Have you pissed off any ghosts? Or warlocks who could send ghosts after you?
it wasn't me or my ghost

you should receive your cat very soon, watch this space

poopkitty
Oct 16, 2013

WE ARE ALL ONE

toe knee hand posted:

what songs do you like? i've listened to a few but she didn't grab me so maybe i listened to the wrong ones.

212 is my jam right now. Totally explicit. Really, the whole 1991 EP is.

toe knee hand
Jun 20, 2012

HANSEN ON A BREAKAWAY

HONEY BADGER DON'T SCORE

poopkitty posted:

212 is my jam right now. Totally explicit. Really, the whole 1991 EP is.

yea not my thing really. i need more melody.

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
what i don't get is how i do not realize i have deep bloody gashes and scrapes from nowhere until after they long dried

toe knee hand
Jun 20, 2012

HANSEN ON A BREAKAWAY

HONEY BADGER DON'T SCORE

Putty posted:

what i don't get is how i do not realize i have deep bloody gashes and scrapes from nowhere until after they long dried

this happens to me all the time with bruises if that helps. high pain tolerance plus bad at blood clotting = all sorts of mystery bruises.

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

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Putty posted:

what i don't get is how i do not realize i have deep bloody gashes and scrapes from nowhere until after they long dried
how dry is the air where you are
your hands could be chapped


Corn Thongs
Feb 13, 2004

sometimes when I get mystery bruises I make up a grand adventure story relating to it. my sad life

toe knee hand
Jun 20, 2012

HANSEN ON A BREAKAWAY

HONEY BADGER DON'T SCORE
i have a scar from where i cut myself on a shelving unit while drunk and i tell people it was an evil goldfish

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
sir is this the man who attacked you

poopkitty
Oct 16, 2013

WE ARE ALL ONE

Avshalom posted:

sir is this the man who attacked you



This is what you get when you interrupt the pooping kitty.

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Avshalom posted:

sir is this the man who attacked you



Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

I miss riot grrl.

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

toe knee hand posted:

female rap cntd this is probably pretty mainstream but whatever

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zR6ROjoOX0
this owns, it's the birthday song with a white woman


stimulated emission
Apr 25, 2011

D-D-D-D-D-D-DEEPER

poopkitty posted:

212 is my jam right now. Totally explicit. Really, the whole 1991 EP is.

that song owns

poopkitty
Oct 16, 2013

WE ARE ALL ONE

Chiba City Blues posted:

that song owns



LOVE.

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

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Chiba City Blues posted:

that song owns



Portals
Apr 18, 2012

Avshalom posted:

sir is this the man who attacked you



amazing


I have bruises all over my legs and I don't know where they came from but I'm guessing they're from my bike

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StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

Putty posted:

what i don't get is how i do not realize i have deep bloody gashes and scrapes from nowhere until after they long dried

my little brother once fell of a play set and went to the hospital
he didn't break his arm, but he had broken his arm like a month ago and no one noticed

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