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Harakiri Potter
Oct 18, 2004

REACH HEAVEN THROUGH VIOLENCE BABY

smokyprogg posted:

i own a schecter guitar with a bigsby come at me

(it's their gretsch clone, and it owns)

pics or it doesn't exist, bonus points for a bad quilt top, i'd love/hate to see that on a semi hollowbody

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Valtaherra
Feb 23, 2007

It's a personal pineapple


i'm guessing it's that, which is surprisingly not hideous (relative to the general Schecter trash)

bravo Schecter, you only had to make a carbon copy of an iconic guitar to make something almost worth buying

Valtaherra
Feb 23, 2007

It's a personal pineapple
then again, there's this mess that absolutely belongs here

Tempus Fugit
Jan 31, 2008

Declan MacManus posted:

which goldfish give the best tone

Vai tetras

Dr. Faustus
Feb 18, 2001

Grimey Drawer
Y'all! I'm a HUGE guitar nerd! Look!

(My dogge isn't sad, dudes)

causticBeet
Mar 2, 2010

BIG VINCE COMIN FOR YOU

Dr. Faustus posted:

Y'all! I'm a HUGE guitar nerd! Look!

(My dogge isn't sad, dudes)



Can I ask why u thought something was nice enough to frame on your wall

but then decided ya u know what this needs on it? A bumper sticker

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦
i only just now noticed the walking stick

good god, you are a bluesdad

Radio Help
Mar 22, 2007

ChipChip? 
so I made it like 18 pages in until I got completely sick of reading Faustus' poo poo, so this has probably already been posted by now but whatever:


Ed Roman's Sexy Guitar Page

edit: either my eyesight is getting worse, or they made the pictures smaller so you can't see how painfully bored/uncomfortable the models/escorts all look while holding hideous neon green flame maple offbrand Mockingbirds

Ed Roman's site is a pretty amazing k-hole of weird rants and tacky guitar bullshit

Radio Help fucked around with this message at 11:15 on Feb 5, 2014

Fair Hallion
Jul 25, 2007

:toot: :toot: :toot: :toot:

White Dog Eggs posted:



Also, I am going to start work on THE MOST AWESOME GUITAR EVER tomorrow, I've carefully chosen various offcuts and bits of wood from my old sofa some high quality tone-woods and I'll glue them all up tomorrow. God help me.

I hope you get further than this guy
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/121269969496

Barnaby Rudge
Jan 15, 2011

so your telling me you wasn't drunk or fucked up in anyway.when you had sex with me and that monkey
Soiled Meat

Fair Hallion posted:

I hope you get further than this guy
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/121269969496

Holy poo poo. That's funny as gently caress.

I may have been a bit rash with announcing the making of that guitar, it's been pissing down solid since last night, my workshop is pretty much floating in a sea of mud and the electric keeps cutting in and out, so it looks like water is getting in somewhere. Still, lets see what I can manage....

Barnaby Rudge
Jan 15, 2011

so your telling me you wasn't drunk or fucked up in anyway.when you had sex with me and that monkey
Soiled Meat

Radio Help posted:

so I made it like 18 pages in until I got completely sick of reading Faustus' poo poo, so this has probably already been posted by now but whatever:


Ed Roman's Sexy Guitar Page

edit: either my eyesight is getting worse, or they made the pictures smaller so you can't see how painfully bored/uncomfortable the models/escorts all look while holding hideous neon green flame maple offbrand Mockingbirds

Ed Roman's site is a pretty amazing k-hole of weird rants and tacky guitar bullshit

You are right, since Ed Roman died they've been discreetly toning down on a lot of that weirdness. They've removed a few rants too, I'm 100% sure that I saw at least one "THANKS OBUMMER YOU ARE KILLING AMERICA YOU SOCIALIST" rant and I can't find them now.

I can't find my 'favourite' sad model picture anymore either, it's an escort (I'm fairly sure the accompnying text said she was called Krystal or something) dressed like an extra from Mad-Max holding this stupid guitar and she's got this "I'm going to have to suck this sweaty fat land-ham-whale off later, aren't I?" look on her face. Poor girl.

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Dr. Faustus posted:

Y'all! I'm a HUGE guitar nerd! Look!

(My dogge isn't sad, dudes)



dude

loving stop

get help for your alcoholism

stop posting in this thread

Chuck Tanner
Nov 10, 2012

by Lowtax

causticBeet posted:

Can I ask why u thought something was nice enough to frame on your wall

but then decided ya u know what this needs on it? A bumper sticker

Absalom Baird
Jul 13, 2010
Hey anyone know of any good, inexpensive electric 12 strings? I wanna get my jangle on

mclast
Nov 12, 2008

catchphrase over
i've only played a semihollow Dean but i straight lust over this

Barnaby Rudge
Jan 15, 2011

so your telling me you wasn't drunk or fucked up in anyway.when you had sex with me and that monkey
Soiled Meat

mclast posted:

you were searching ebay for 'guitar fuzz' :roflolmao:

I deny nothing!

Holy hell is that guitar stupid. I kind of miss it, even though it seemed to shed more hair than my dog.


Absalom Baird posted:

Hey anyone know of any good, inexpensive electric 12 strings? I wanna get my jangle on

Like mclast said, 12 string Dano's are pretty cheap and sound great, you see vintage ones pretty cheap too, however I'd stay away from them unless you want to get your hands dirty as the bridges have horrible intonation and the tuners are always broken.

Not sure if you are in the US or not, but this seems pretty well priced for something to play around on; http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/New-335-12-string-electric-guitar-natural-quilted-maple-finish-/370984849755?pt=Guitar&hash=item56606b915b

Fun fact about Gibson semi-acoustics, last time I checked they are all made of plywood ("maple laminate"), even the super expensive ones.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Are there ever any legit reasons for playing a double-neck or is it just a gimmick?

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

axolotl farmer posted:

Are there ever any legit reasons for playing a double-neck or is it just a gimmick?

if you have to ask, i think you know the answer

(different tunings)

mclast
Nov 12, 2008

catchphrase over

White Dog Eggs posted:

I deny nothing!

Holy hell is that guitar stupid. I kind of miss it, even though it seemed to shed more hair than my dog.

:cheeky: post it if you find one, even Google isn't very helpful





axolotl farmer posted:

Are there ever any legit reasons for playing a double-neck or is it just a gimmick?

you're allowed to play one if you're this guy

Rob Ford
Aug 12, 2013

by XyloJW

What's in those bottles on top of your amp?

mclast
Nov 12, 2008

catchphrase over

White Dog Eggs posted:

Like mclast said, 12 string Dano's are pretty cheap and sound great, you see vintage ones pretty cheap too, however I'd stay away from them unless you want to get your hands dirty as the bridges have horrible intonation and the tuners are always broken.

Agree. I like Dano for making great cheapo guitars, that sound more interesting than ok intermediate price guitars. I'm also experienced at doing my own setups. If you can, play a few before you spend money on one

Rob Ford posted:

What's in those bottles on top of your amp?

at least a few of those are polishes/fretboard conditioners. the one with the 65 on it is a Dunlop brand

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

mclast posted:

:cheeky: post it if you find one, even Google isn't very helpful




you're allowed to play one if you're this guy



that isn't a double guitar, that is a guitar and a bass on one piece of wood

mclast
Nov 12, 2008

catchphrase over

GOT A EXTRA TITTY posted:

that isn't a double guitar, that is a guitar and a bass on one piece of wood

welp there it is then. even jimmy paige was reaching :twisted:

Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5n1l-_UiWbs

Barnaby Rudge
Jan 15, 2011

so your telling me you wasn't drunk or fucked up in anyway.when you had sex with me and that monkey
Soiled Meat

Rob Ford posted:

What's in those bottles on top of your amp?

Tone. Tone bottles. All the tones. All of them.

Faustus, honestly that's a pretty depressing guitar collection, why do you need six pointy super-strats? I know professional musicians that have a smaller guitar collection than this.

Thing is, you know that you'll get poo poo on for posting that in here, so why do it? Are you that desperate for attention? It's honestly kind of sad :(.

On a lighter note;

"the most bad-rear end thing I'ever seen"

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

Rob Ford posted:

What's in those bottles on top of your amp?

the dunlop 65 one is just lemon oil with a 500% markup

one of them's polish to keep the monkey handle nice and shiny, and another's probably string cleaner

01011001
Dec 26, 2012

comes along bort posted:

polish to keep the monkey handle nice

monkey oil

Barnaby Rudge
Jan 15, 2011

so your telling me you wasn't drunk or fucked up in anyway.when you had sex with me and that monkey
Soiled Meat

01011001 posted:

monkey oil

Dickhole lube.

skudmunky
Apr 28, 2010



this is my new favorite guitar.

Jerry Nitz
Mar 3, 2013
gently caress a SG, Hagström HIIN.

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



White Dog Eggs posted:

Dickhole lube.

Pass that poo poo over here

Barnaby Rudge
Jan 15, 2011

so your telling me you wasn't drunk or fucked up in anyway.when you had sex with me and that monkey
Soiled Meat

Snowy posted:

Pass that poo poo over here



:fireman:

Someone should write "Game of Death" around that. Those edges are terrifying.

Rob Ford
Aug 12, 2013

by XyloJW

comes along bort posted:

the dunlop 65 one is just lemon oil with a 500% markup


White Dog Eggs posted:

Tone. Tone bottles. All the tones. All of them.

Given the source I assumed that, I'm just curious what kind of bullshit snake-oil guitar geeks buy.

And why do Bigsby's suck? I kinda want a Gretsch. Wikipedia says it's non adjustable so I'm guessing intonation is a bitch, but any other problems?

Irradiation
Sep 14, 2005

I understand your frustration.

White Dog Eggs posted:

:fireman:

Someone should write "Game of Death" around that. Those edges are terrifying.

That's duct tape.

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

Rob Ford posted:

And why do Bigsby's suck? I kinda want a Gretsch. Wikipedia says it's non adjustable so I'm guessing intonation is a bitch, but any other problems?

With a few vibrato bars there's a chance that if you move the bar down too far you'll gently caress up the tuning or cause the strings to slip off the saddles or nut. But if you just use the bar for its intended purpose, adding a little vibrato "waver" effect, then you should be fine.

The only vibrato bars you should have problems with are cheap Floyd Rose knock-offs. I once had a really cheap and lovely Mexican-made Fender copy that had a fake Floyd Rose. Every time I tried to tune it the strings would actually pull the whole thing forward off the body. Then I had to wait for it to stretch and settle before tuning it again. Also if you moved it too far the strings would actually lift off the nut.

Oscar Romeo Romeo
Apr 16, 2010

mclast
Nov 12, 2008

catchphrase over

King Vidiot posted:

The only vibrato bars you should have problems with are cheap Floyd Rose knock-offs. I once had a really cheap and lovely Mexican-made Fender copy that had a fake Floyd Rose. Every time I tried to tune it the strings would actually pull the whole thing forward off the body. Then I had to wait for it to stretch and settle before tuning it again. Also if you moved it too far the strings would actually lift off the nut.

when this is happening it means you need to adjust the tension screws under the backplate. strats have this too they're a pain in the balls




only one dickhole 4/10

Rob Ford
Aug 12, 2013

by XyloJW

A challenger appears...

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009


the one with the dot inlays is boss

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axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-QzJxVXb8k

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