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72nd bday virgin
Dec 8, 2013

The best part of the whole debacle is standard of Nationality that is beaten in to Russians' heads, go check out some Russian peoples' comments on news sites and youtube etc. and they're all defending Sochi and saying the rest of the world is just mad because there aren't enough gay people in Russia

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Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

you irl posted:

The Olympic torch goes out soon after the run starts and a bystander casually relights it with his cigarette lighter.

http://youtu.be/huLCD777LxM

Nothing is going to go well for Russia. I hope like the whole park floods with thousands of wild dogs and some kind of running relay breaks out.

They'll call it a new sport in Russia.

Vertical Lime posted:

from one propaganda machine to another, super

Good to know NBC doesn't just lie about our problems.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

texaholic posted:

I think this would be like America having the Winter Olympics in Jacksonville Florida

It's really not that different than Vancouver for a choice of a winter olympic destination although Sochi isn't a real town. Vancouver is just as much of a real estate scam though.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Dusseldorf posted:

It's really not that different than Vancouver for a choice of a winter olympic destination although Sochi isn't a real town. Vancouver is just as much of a real estate scam though.

At least Canada isn't outright evil

I think FIFA should really reconsider having the World Cup in Qatar at this rate, I got a bad feeling about them

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Vertical Lime posted:

At least Canada isn't outright evil

I think FIFA should really reconsider having the World Cup in Qatar at this rate, I got a bad feeling about them

Well I meant generally climate wise between Vancouver and Whistler vs. Sochi and Rosa Khutor.

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob

Vertical Lime posted:

At least Canada isn't outright evil

That would be rude, we just kind of work it in.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Dusseldorf posted:

It's really not that different than Vancouver for a choice of a winter olympic destination although Sochi isn't a real town. Vancouver is just as much of a real estate scam though.

vancouver is poo poo because of the people living there you can still generally trust buildings to not be made of drywall and tarp (thats montreal)

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
I think Romney may have had a hand in the budget process for these games.

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot
Anybody know where the $51 billion dollars came from? Is it all sponsorship money? I am having trouble believing that any major financial institution would be stupid enough to give out a loan to such a corrupt regime.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Agrajag posted:

Anybody know where the $51 billion dollars came from? Is it all sponsorship money?

bitcoin scams

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Agrajag posted:

Anybody know where the $51 billion dollars came from? Is it all sponsorship money?

Presumable the fruit of the labor of the Russian people.

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


Vertical Lime posted:

At least Canada isn't outright evil

I think FIFA should really reconsider having the World Cup in Qatar at this rate, I got a bad feeling about them

I have a great feeling about them

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer
I'm betting that a lot of people are going to find extra charges on their credit card when they get home. For various damages and whatever the hotel decides to make up.

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot
There are actually people travelling to Sochi to watch this poo poo show? lmbo
I for one will get to be smug as gently caress watching from home where I get working plumbing and no threat of terrorist attacks.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Dusseldorf posted:

Presumable the fruit of the labor of the Russian people.

Lenin must be doing somersaults in his glass tomb.

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



The Ape of Naples posted:

I'm betting that a lot of people are going to find extra charges on their credit card when they get home. For various damages and whatever the hotel decides to make up.

charges like ceiling replaced with tarp

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
This just in, the Terrorists employed Sir Big Bad Wolf Esq to reportedly huff, and puff, and blow the Sochi hotels over.

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

Три полоски,
три по три полоски
Or just being hacked at any and all hot spots.
http://www.nbcnews.com/storyline/sochi-olympics/richard-engel-sochi-open-hunting-season-hackers-n22346

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:

charges like ceiling replaced with tarp

Exactly. Full ceiling replacement. It was fine before you moved in. It was perfect and will cost us $10 million. Thanks you.

72nd bday virgin
Dec 8, 2013

Agrajag posted:

Anybody know where the $51 billion dollars came from? Is it all sponsorship money? I am having trouble believing that any major financial institution would be stupid enough to give out a loan to such a corrupt regime.

Russian criminal organizations get a lot of money through cybercrimes like e.g. the Target hack a while back and they double-launder it firs through Team Fortress 2 (I'm serious) and then through the Russian Government who spends it as quickly as possible and then pays their benefactors back at a severely reduced rate

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

This is the best song for listening enjoyment while reading this thread:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9wgI6rCbY4

72nd bday virgin
Dec 8, 2013

72nd bday virgin posted:

launder it firs through Team Fortress 2 (I'm serious)

This is seriously the funniest thing ever to me and its real

http://forums.steamrep.com/threads/today-i-discovered-that-there-are-tons-of-keys-with-doubtful-origin-injecting-into-the-market.14096/

The Droid
Jun 11, 2012

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Lenin must be doing somersaults in his glass tomb.

This is all part of Putin's plan to ressurect Lenin and switch back to the USSR like in the Simpsons

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Agrajag posted:

Anybody know where the $51 billion dollars came from? Is it all sponsorship money? I am having trouble believing that any major financial institution would be stupid enough to give out a loan to such a corrupt regime.

The IOC does provide some help, there's also the standard corporate sponsorship tpoo but it's pretty much up to the host country to pay for the whole thing.

It's basically a big money losing venture as shown by the Montreal Olympics.

AARP LARPer
Feb 19, 2005

THE DARK SIDE OF SCIENCE BREEDS A WEAPON OF WAR

Buglord
Sochi's Native Son at Olympics.

So proud we are.

Gilgameshback
May 18, 2010

The bourgeoisie cannot exist without constantly revolutionising the instruments of wild dog defense, and thereby the relations of tarp procurement, and with them the whole relations of society. Conservation of the old modes of production in unaltered form, was, on the contrary, the first condition of existence for all earlier industrial classes. Constant revolutionising of production, replacement of all vertical and horizontal surfaces with tarps, increasingly ingenious strategies for escaping the wild dogs, uninterrupted disturbance of all toilets, everlasting uncertainty and agitation distinguish the bourgeois epoch from all earlier ones. All fixed, fast-frozen relations, with their train of ancient and venerable prejudices and opinions, are swept away by wild dogs, all new-formed ones become antiquated before they can ossify. All that is solid melts into air, all that is holy is profaned, and man is at last compelled to face with sober senses his real conditions of his tarp, and his relations with wild dogs.

Soundtrack: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8EMx7Y16Vo

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx

Fat Ogre posted:

You forgot about Alaska. And that is pretty drat close to Sochi level craziness.

I'm pretty sure Anchorage is exploring a 2026 Winter Olympics bid.

Ramrod Hotshot
May 30, 2003

Al Borland posted:

Needs more chinese drywall and electrical cords hanging everywhere.
But a good start.

Is there a goldmined thread for this still around somewhere?

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

monsieur fatso posted:

I'm pretty sure Anchorage is exploring a 2026 Winter Olympics bid.

That would actually be pretty cool.

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007


that guy opened a strange russian email and is somehow stunned that hackers were able to get into his computer

Emanuel Collective
Jan 16, 2008

by Smythe

Vertical Lime posted:

At least Canada isn't outright evil

I think FIFA should really reconsider having the World Cup in Qatar at this rate, I got a bad feeling about them

reminder that as bad as Sochi is, the Qatar world cup is going to be built by literal (indian) slaves

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Not a single fucking olive in sight

Time posted:

American authorities are warning airlines with flights to Russia for the Olympic Games to be on the lookout for bombs in toothpaste containers or other similar cosmetic tubes.

Citing unnamed government officials, CNN and ABC News report that the warning was issued by the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) to both domestic and foreign airlines. The warning says intelligence reports suggest such containers could be used to store the ingredients for a bomb to be assembled aboard an aircraft. Authorities cautioned that they havent identified any specific threat to the U.S., CNN and ABC report.

I thought it was interesting that other news reports were more specific in the threat only applied to Russia.

Squatch Ambassador
Nov 12, 2008

What? Never seen a shaved Squatch before?

Hey it looks like I've been redirected to a spamware site, but it's all in Russian? Maybe Russian sites are just like that. *click on*

What's this? It's downloading an apk to my Android phone? You bet I'll install that. Free apps are great!

E: Oops, I assumed you were reposting the video posted earlier where he basically did the things I said

Squatch Ambassador fucked around with this message at 04:21 on Feb 6, 2014

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Three Olives posted:

I thought it was interesting that other news reports were more specific in the threat only applied to Russia.

I thought it was step #1 of a brilliant bait and switch tactic

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Not a single fucking olive in sight

Al Borland posted:

Needs more chinese drywall and electrical cords hanging everywhere.
But a good start.

I insulated the dog stairs to my bed with this chilly weather.

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Emanuel Collective posted:

reminder that as bad as Sochi is, the Qatar world cup is going to be built by literal (indian) slaves

its cool because the arabian peninsula is basically absolute monarchy, absolute vassal monarchy, absolute monarchy with a cool tv channel, federation of absolute monarchies with compensation issues, sleepy absolute monarchy and the republic of thunderdome.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

Lawman 0 posted:

That would actually be pretty cool.

Not hot enough.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Lawman 0 posted:

its cool because the arabian peninsula is basically absolute monarchy, absolute vassal monarchy, absolute monarchy with a cool tv channel, federation of absolute monarchies with compensation issues, sleepy absolute monarchy and the republic of thunderdome.

Also everyone is fat due to burning hot weather and awesome feasts.

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
@SochiProblems

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satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009


thanks we havent seen that yet

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