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DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

etalian posted:

so to which code were all the bathrooms built?

The code of freedom :911:

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Chamale
Jul 11, 2010

I'm helping!



etalian posted:

so to which code were all the bathrooms built?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pirate_code

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

well stray dogs are more valuable to society than journalists so I'm glad they're getting better accommodations

Al Nipper
May 7, 2008

by XyloJW
Seriously is this Sochi incompetence or a Russian thing we've never heard of?



Or is it Big Toilet rearing their ugly head(s).

owl milk
Jun 28, 2011
all those poor dogs :911:

Fabulousity
Dec 29, 2008

Number One I order you to take a number two.

t3h z0r posted:

Hey guys, poo party in the hallway.



As olympians/media/dogs are rushing into the communal hall-bathroom-thingys after getting gut-busted by the poison tap water two Sochi staff are there handing TP out to every other person:

Sochi Staff #1: [repeating through megaphone] The one with the toilet paper shits!
Sochi Staff #2: [handing out three pieces of toilet paper at a time] One out of two gets toilet paper!
Sochi Staff #1: The one without, follows him! When the one with toilet paper gets killed, the one who is following picks up toilet paper and shits!

Fabulousity fucked around with this message at 08:03 on Feb 6, 2014

scorpiobean
Dec 22, 2004

I'll have one sugar coma drink, please.

Haam posted:

all those poor dogs :911:

nooooo Russia's space program :(

naem
May 29, 2011

t3h z0r posted:

Seriously is this Sochi incompetence or a Russian thing we've never heard of?



Or is it Big Toilet rearing their ugly head(s).

YOU WANT TOILET WE HAVE TOILET MANY TOILET ALSO DOG WATER (NOT FOR FISHING)

MY COUSIN SERGAI, HE WIPE YOU

SERGAI, AMERICANS making GBS threads GET TARP FROM CEILING

Photex
Apr 6, 2009




Fabulousity posted:

As olympians/media/dogs are rushing into the communal hall-bathroom-thingys after getting gut-busted by the poison tap water two Sochi staff are there handing TP out to every other person:

Sochi Staff #1: [repeating through megaphone] The one with the toilet paper shits!
Sochi Staff #2: [handing out three pieces of toilet paper at a time] One out of two gets toilet paper!
Sochi Staff #1: The one without, follows him! When the one with toilet paper gets killed, the one who is following picks up toilet paper and shits!

Finally an enemy at the gates reference :golfclap:

Nitrox
Jul 5, 2002

etalian posted:

so to which code were all the bathrooms built?
Bushido

sports
Sep 1, 2012

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:


the gently caress is even going on in the last pic?



jeez they must hate phillip seymour hoffman in that last pic

Sad Billionaire
Mar 31, 2009

What a twist
Fan of Britches
The IOC still ain't got poo poo on FIFA when it comes to corruption.

Yes let's give the world cup to qatar where slavery is legal and drinking alcohol isn't and it is lethally hot in the summer.

Qatar literally based their pitch on a promise that technology to air-condition an open air stadium will be invented before 2022.

oh and most of the people in charge at FIFA are like 100 years-old and will be long dead before they can be held accountable for the poo poo that happens in Qatar.

The Kins
Oct 2, 2004

etalian posted:

so to which code were all the bathrooms built?
Probably PHP.

BogDew
Jun 14, 2006

E:\FILES>quickfli clown.fli

etalian posted:

so to which code were all the bathrooms built?
I'd wager it was the Sims, where you plonk down multiples of one item just to boost the room score.

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

WebDog posted:

I'd wager it was the Sims, where you plonk down multiples of one item just to boost the room score.
Release Notes
The Sochi Sims Object Pack v 1.2014 alphanyet

Objects added in this update:
- doors as floor tiles
- wallpaper toilets
- exciting new pets!

TBD:
- lighting
- knobs

Known bugs:

whoflungpoop fucked around with this message at 09:07 on Feb 6, 2014

the kawaiiest
Dec 22, 2010

Uguuuu ~

bullshito

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME
When the journalist went in, he stopped short at the sight of this defamation, and dared not order room service in such a spot. And so Sochi was left forever, with monsters stuck in the doors and windows, was overgrown with forest trees, roots, rough grass and wild thorns, and no one can now find the way to it.


HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME
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HEY GUNS fucked around with this message at 09:36 on Feb 6, 2014

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

by reading this post you have agreed to form a gay socialist micronation.
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whoflungpoop posted:

Release Notes
The Sochi Sims Object Pack v 1.2014 alphanyet

Objects added in this update:
- doors as floor tiles
- wallpaper toilets
- exciting new pets!

TBD:
- lighting
- knobs

Known bugs:


Patch notes:
- mud replaced with reasonable grass or snow facsimile
- fixed a tuning issue so that now workers vomit at acceptible levels
- tourist NPCs can now be impregnated
- can no longer employ stray dogs as hotel staff

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME
And what is it in us that is fostered by the Olympics? All it does, I’d say, is to develop in man a capacity to feel a greater variety of sensations. And nothing, absolutely nothing else. And through this development, man will yet learn how to enjoy bloodshed. Why, it has already happened . . . . The Olympics have made man, if not always more bloodthirsty, at least more viciously, more horribly bloodthirsty.


Robzilla
Jul 28, 2003

READ IT AND WEEP JEWBOY!
Fun Shoe
I saw this on Imgur, it's NOT from Sochi but I expect there might be this going around.

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME
Ivan Ilych saw that he was in a hotel in Sochi, and he was in continual despair.


HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME
"Respect was invented to cover the empty place where a ceiling should be."


Brown Moses
Feb 22, 2002

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx
looking forward to the sochi level in call of duty 2 ghosts 2 furious this november

naem
May 29, 2011

WEEDLORDBONERHEGEL posted:

"Respect was invented to cover the empty place where a ceiling should be."

Pyromancer
Apr 29, 2011

This man must look upon the fire, smell of it, warm his hands by it, stare into its heart

GOT A EXTRA TITTY posted:

I mean you can buy enough antifreeze to slay a decent sized pack of dogs for like 5 bucks and you don't even have to put it in anything; animals love the taste of the stuff

I don't think anyone uses antifreeze to poison dogs, there is http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isoniazid for that. Deadly poison for dogs, used for treatment of tuberculosis and it's one of medicines sold cheap because of Russian government regulations.

TombsGrave
Feb 15, 2008

An Olympics thread should not look like a Gathering of the Juggalos thread.

And yet, here we are

Noni
Jul 8, 2003
ASK ME ABOUT DEFRAUDING GOONS WITH HOT DOGS AND HOW I BANNED EPIC HAMCAT
Have 50 coatracks. Will trade for doorknob.

BogDew
Jun 14, 2006

E:\FILES>quickfli clown.fli
Sochi is making the 2010 Commonwealth Games in Delhi look fantastically organized by comparison. Just they're missing out on sacred monkeys you can't kill and have to bring in bigger monkeys to chase off.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

quote:


Showed this to my girlfriend and she said "for Russia this looks pretty good, in that there are fire hoses."

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

I like how in the months leading up to these Olympics all the anti-gay sentiment and growing US/Russia tension distracted everyone from the long-standing stereotype that everything in Russia is lovely. Then they get there and they're like "I knew we were forgetting something!"

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

mind the walrus posted:

I like how in the months leading up to these Olympics all the anti-gay sentiment and growing US/Russia tension distracted everyone from the long-standing stereotype that everything in Russia is lovely. Then they get there and they're like "I knew we were forgetting something!"

It can be two things.

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011
I'm positivly delighted that a bunch of pampered fucks are all terribly upset their attempt to create a little slice of upper class paradise in an impoverished border to a warzone is turning out to not be working out all that great. oh no the place im visiting to do sports in is sort of rear end and they couldn't shield me from reality, the olympic spirit is dead forever :qq:

i hope they all get a fatal case of the shits

e: i am an insufferable sperg and hate everything up to and including fun

Wank
Apr 26, 2008

Tiler Kiwi posted:

I'm positivly delighted that a bunch of pampered fucks are all terribly upset their attempt to create a little slice of upper class paradise in an impoverished border to a warzone is turning out to not be working out all that great. oh no the place im visiting to do sports in is sort of rear end and they couldn't shield me from reality, the olympic spirit is dead forever :qq:

i hope they all get a fatal case of the shits

e: i am an insufferable sperg and hate everything up to and including fun

I get this. But are people legitimately upset? They seem more bemused - It seems more just Kafkaesque absurdity to everyone at this point.. or is that just my attitude to this?

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

Wank posted:

I get this. But are people legitimately upset? They seem more bemused - It seems more just Kafkaesque absurdity to everyone at this point.. or is that just my attitude to this?
As it is so strangely ordained in this world, what is amusing will turn into being gloomy, if you stand too long before it, and then God knows what ideas may not stray into the mind... Why is it that even in moments of unthinking, careless gaiety a different and strange architecture comes upon one?


Horrorosaurus
Oct 22, 2010

For those wondering about the snow situation in Sochi, a finnish company called All-Weather SnowTek has three machines at site and combined they can produce 600 m3 of snow in a day. They say no harmful chemicals are used in the process, and the system has been proven to work in 70 degrees fahrenheit.

Three Cookies
Apr 9, 2010

ooh jenny

Three Cookies
Apr 9, 2010

playing the real slim shady at the olympics as an injured woman is being checked over

classy

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EvilTobaccoExec
Dec 22, 2003

Criminals are a superstitious, cowardly lot, so my disguise must be able to strike terror into their hearts!

Tiler Kiwi posted:

I'm positivly delighted that a bunch of pampered fucks are all terribly upset their attempt to create a little slice of upper class paradise in an impoverished border to a warzone is turning out to not be working out all that great. oh no the place im visiting to do sports in is sort of rear end and they couldn't shield me from reality, the olympic spirit is dead forever :qq:

i hope they all get a fatal case of the shits

e: i am an insufferable sperg and hate everything up to and including fun

fifty billion dollars

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