The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > TV IV > The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

«‹›1022 »

Crackerman: Jun 23, 2005

Hogburto posted:

Mmmmh mmmmh mmmmh

# ? Feb 5, 2014 22:30

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? May 28, 2024 06:22

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Writer Cath posted:

We call it the Good Morning Burger.

Cath, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.

# ? Feb 5, 2014 22:58

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Frink posted:

Finally! The great taste of Worcestershire Sauce in a soft drink. Ah... Steakie!

I'm feeling low Frink. You got any of that beer with candy floating in it, you know, Skittlebrau?

# ? Feb 5, 2014 23:06

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Frink posted:

Finally! The great taste of Worcestershire Sauce in a soft drink. Ah... Steakie!

He makes you laugh, he makes you think...

# ? Feb 5, 2014 23:08

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

He makes you laugh, he makes you think...

2 Bucks? ...And it only transports matter?

# ? Feb 5, 2014 23:27

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

TMMadman posted:

I'm feeling low Frink. You got any of that beer with candy floating in it, you know, Skittlebrau?

Zagnut bar, Mr. Smithers? Razzles? Skittles? Whatchamacallit? Twizzlers? They all have hilarious names and are delicious.

# ? Feb 5, 2014 23:33

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Hogburto posted:

2 Bucks? ...And it only transports matter?

I know. And this perpetual-motion machine he made today is a joke. It just keeps going faster and faster. :rolleyes:

# ? Feb 5, 2014 23:41

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

TMMadman posted:

Lisa needs braces
Dental plan
Lisa need braces
Dental plan
Lisa need braces
Dental plan
Lisa needs braces

MUST KILL MOE!
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
MUST KILL MOE!
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
MUST KILL MOE!
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

# ? Feb 5, 2014 23:53

Man Alive!: Jul 21, 2004; There IS a spoon, LOOK.

Mister Kingdom posted:

MUST KILL MOE!
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
MUST KILL MOE!
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
MUST KILL MOE!
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

...have the Rolling Stones killed.

# ? Feb 6, 2014 00:29

Classtoise: Feb 11, 2008; THINKS CON-AIR WAS A GOOD MOVIE

Crackerman posted:

Mmmmh mmmmh mmmmh

Homer.

Homer

Homer...

That's it that's the one.

# ? Feb 6, 2014 01:22

Moneypenny Dreadful: Jan 24, 2008; demon secretary

Classtoise posted:

Homer.

Homer

Homer...

That's it that's the one.

Depression, insomnia, motormouth, darting eyes, indecisiveness, decisiveness , bossiness, uncontrollable falling down, geriatric profanity disorder or GPD, and chronic nagging
nagging
nagging
nagging
nagging

# ? Feb 6, 2014 01:37

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Man Alive! posted:

...have the Rolling Stones killed.

We've got to start using that cheaper oatmeal.

# ? Feb 6, 2014 02:14

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

MondayHotDog posted:

We've got to start using that cheaper oatmeal.

Oats are what a champion thoroughbred eats before he or she wins the Kentucky Derby.

# ? Feb 6, 2014 02:18

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

MondayHotDog posted:

We've got to start using that cheaper oatmeal.

From now on, we use regular toilet paper, not that fancy quilted kind.

# ? Feb 6, 2014 02:29

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Oats are what a champion thoroughbred eats before he or she wins the Kentucky Derby.

That's just a waffle that MondayHotDog tossed up there!

# ? Feb 6, 2014 02:38

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Oats are what a champion thoroughbred eats before he or she wins the Kentucky Derby.

You don't win friends with salad!

You don't win friends with salad!
You don't win friends with salad!
You don't win friends with salad!

# ? Feb 6, 2014 03:34

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

IMJack posted:

You don't win friends with salad!

You don't win friends with salad!
You don't win friends with salad!
You don't win friends with salad!

Hey! I asked for ketchup! I'm eating salad here.

# ? Feb 6, 2014 03:36

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

Man Alive! posted:

...have the Rolling Stones killed.

Goodnight Something Something forums, there will be no encore.

# ? Feb 6, 2014 03:45

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Writer Cath posted:

Goodnight Something Something forums, there will be no encore.

Go crazy?

# ? Feb 6, 2014 03:49

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

When the fire starts to burn,
There's a lesson you must learn!

Writer Cath posted:

Something Something

then you'll see,
You'll avoid catastrophe!

:doh:

# ? Feb 6, 2014 04:05

angerbot: Mar 23, 2004; plob

Writer Cath posted:

Goodnight Something Something forums, there will be no encore.

Thanks, Benevinstanchiano!

# ? Feb 6, 2014 04:28

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Oats are what a champion thoroughbred eats before he or she wins the Kentucky Derby.

If you really wanted us to be neater, you'd serve us out of one long bowl.

# ? Feb 6, 2014 04:28

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Drink-Mix Man posted:

If you really wanted us to be neater, you'd serve us out of one long bowl.

Not if you called 'em stenchblossoms.

# ? Feb 6, 2014 04:36

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

angerbeet posted:

Thanks, Benevinstanchiano!

I don't recall saying good luck.

# ? Feb 6, 2014 04:50

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Drink-Mix Man posted:

If you really wanted us to be neater, you'd serve us out of one long bowl.

You're talking about a trough. We're not going to eat from a trough. And another thing, it's only 5:15. Why are you in your underwear?

# ? Feb 6, 2014 04:54

Captain Foxy: Jun 13, 2007; I love Hitler and Hitler loves me! He's not all bad, Hitler just needs someone to believe in him! Can't you just give Hitler a chance?

Quality Pugamutes now available, APR/APRI/NKC approved breeder. PM for details.

MondayHotDog posted:

You're talking about a trough. We're not going to eat from a trough. And another thing, it's only 5:15. Why are you in your underwear?

Quit stalling, fatty.

# ? Feb 6, 2014 06:06

Moneypenny Dreadful: Jan 24, 2008; demon secretary

MondayHotDog posted:

You're talking about a trough. We're not going to eat from a trough. And another thing, it's only 5:15. Why are you in your underwear?

It's 11 o'clock...do you know where your children are?

# ? Feb 6, 2014 06:14

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

MondayHotDog posted:

You're talking about a trough. We're not going to eat from a trough. And another thing, it's only 5:15. Why are you in your underwear?

This ain't the Ritz.

# ? Feb 6, 2014 06:24

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

jscolon2.0 posted:

This ain't the Ritz.

This is hopeless. They're going to gas our thread for sure, and we're going to have to move into a Motel Six.

# ? Feb 6, 2014 06:34

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

This is hopeless. They're going to gas our thread for sure, and we're going to have to move into a Motel Six.

You want to live in the box? Cost you two bucks a day.

# ? Feb 6, 2014 06:58

Tokelau All Star: Feb 23, 2008; THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

This is hopeless. They're going to gas our thread for sure, and we're going to have to move into a Motel Six.

Oh bitch, bitch, bitch!

# ? Feb 6, 2014 08:25

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

Deviant posted:

You know, I never heard the word embiggen before I joined SomethingAwful.

Also, The TV IV has a weird smell that you're all probably used to...but I'm not.

# ? Feb 6, 2014 09:24

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

This is hopeless. They're going to gas our thread for sure, and we're going to have to move into a Motel Six.

Oh, I see. When it's one of my evil schemes, you can't foil it fast enough, but when Drink-Mix Man tries to kill you, it's "hopeless, utterly, utterly hopeless".

# ? Feb 6, 2014 14:47

Captain Foxy: Jun 13, 2007; I love Hitler and Hitler loves me! He's not all bad, Hitler just needs someone to believe in him! Can't you just give Hitler a chance?

Quality Pugamutes now available, APR/APRI/NKC approved breeder. PM for details.

Do over Ham posted:

Also, The TV IV has a weird smell that you're all probably used to...but I'm not.

Samantha Stanky

# ? Feb 6, 2014 17:27

Technogeek: Sep 9, 2002; by FactsAreUseless

Do over Ham posted:

Also, The TV IV has a weird smell that you're all probably used to...but I'm not.

Once you get used to the smell of melted hog fat, you'll wonder how you ever lived without it!

# ? Feb 6, 2014 18:28

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Captain Foxy posted:

Samantha Stanky

Aw, jeez. And you got the stink lines and everything.

# ? Feb 6, 2014 18:31

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

Captain Foxy posted:

Samantha Stanky

Oh, right....how embarrassing for you

# ? Feb 6, 2014 19:02

Captain Foxy: Jun 13, 2007; I love Hitler and Hitler loves me! He's not all bad, Hitler just needs someone to believe in him! Can't you just give Hitler a chance?

Quality Pugamutes now available, APR/APRI/NKC approved breeder. PM for details.