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Rudi Starnberg posted:Wait, you can get white newfoundlands? They're called Landseer Newfoundlands, and they're black and white. 
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Russia is stupid and lovely and they're already sucking at hosting the Olympics.
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I'm not knowledgeable of opera, but I love the Opera Disasters (Perle Nere) videos on YouTube. "STOP THE SINGING!" "Scheiße!"
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Magic Hate Ball posted:Russia is stupid and lovely and they're already sucking at hosting the Olympics. 
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 (stolen from the Eastern Europe thread in D&D) This sounds delicious and magical 
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I think they're looking at this all wrong. Russia is actually offering a wholly unique olympic experience. Cake in rear end, yellow water, portraits of Putin leaning against walls, dead dogs... Where else are you going to find all these features at once?
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He expected exactly that to happen, that's how they hunt critters under the snow.
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Feb 6, 2014 03:39
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EvilMuppet posted:He expected exactly that to happen, that's how they hunt critters under the snow. Schadenfreude for the mouse that's dead. Haha, dumb mouse.
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Feb 6, 2014 03:58
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 Spot the dude having a terrible day.
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Pantomime Horse posted:
It's a trick, it's the people in the building with no water pressure.
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the last signal... posted:"Two Idiots Jump From Roof onto a Table" This gets posted fairly regularly in here and every single time it gets posted I take the greatest of freude in the schaden these morons suffer. I keep expecting it to becoming boring or at least less thoroughly rewarding but it never, ever does.
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Pantomime Horse posted:
The cool part is that the thumbnail makes it look like a space ship taking off.
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DontMockMySmock posted:As much as I enjoy Ken Ham being shown up, polls like this are really meaningless unless you also poll the people before they watched the debate. Here's one with Lawrence Krauss and Michael Shermer against Ian Hutchinson and Dinesh D'Souza. 'Science Refutes God' Before: 37% for, 34% against, 29% undecided After: 50% for, 38% against, 12% undecided https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKNd_S3iXfs
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The best thing about that debate was Pat Robertson of all people is asking that Ham dude to just please shut up.
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Rather Tonic posted:I will cherish this memory. The number of times I've seen somebody being a stupid rear end in a top hat on the road, and hoped they'd get a ticket, this may be the only time I will ever see someone served their just deserts so perfectly. I'm cruising along in my car and pull up next to them at a stop light. I'm in the regular lane and, of course, they're in the batshit "I need to get in front of ONE MORE CAR" aggressive driver merge lane. I don't mean to embellish this fact, the merge lane goes for literally 10 yards after the stop light, so from an infrastructure perspective, it shouldn't even exist in the first place but for someone trying to peel out like they're in the sort of film that would star Vin Diesel. I don't know what these chicks' problem was, but they were leaning out their busted-rear end door flippin' the bird to everyone who would look. Light turns green, they predictably lay into the gas and their engine roars like they were in neutral. Their car moves like it was in neutral, too. The last thing I saw, rubbernecking as I was driving away, was them getting out in the middle of the highway as black smoke rose from their engine block, all these people they just cut off and and hosed with driving right past. I mean there was this other time that some guys peeled out in front of me and my friends, speeding away at probably 60 in a 30 zone, and were promptly pulled over by a cop who was hiding in a sugar cane field, but that doesn't even compare.
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Did you just respond to a post from nearly 100 pages back.
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Three-Phase posted:I'm not knowledgeable of opera, but I love the Opera Disasters (Perle Nere) videos on YouTube. I can't remember if this has been posted yet but it is only 23 seconds long and absolutely slays me, the greatest voice crack in opera history... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UUPEo849_s
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poptart_fairy posted:Did you just respond to a post from nearly 100 pages back. Still worth it.
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Rondette posted:I can't remember if this has been posted yet but it is only 23 seconds long and absolutely slays me, the greatest voice crack in opera history...
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Mister Adequate posted:This gets posted fairly regularly in here and every single time it gets posted I take the greatest of freude in the schaden these morons suffer. I keep expecting it to becoming boring or at least less thoroughly rewarding but it never, ever does. EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. IT’S THE VIDEO OF THOSE TWO BACKYARD WRESTLERS GETTING WHAT THEY DESERVE AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTERS. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM THROUGH MY DINING ROOM TABLE OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP AND GOUGE A THREE-INCH DIVOT OUT OF MY FLOOR WITH MY COCCYX. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ARE STUPID ENOUGH TO TRY AND EMULATE PROFESSIONAL STUNT MEN WITHOUT ANY TRAINING, PREPARATION, OR APPLICABLE KNOWLEDGE. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUT LOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY BRONY MEETUP AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE THAT BRONIES CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JERKS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE GRUNTS, CRIES, AND SCREAMS OF PAIN AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNING. Despite that, the video never, ever gets any less funny.
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Rondette posted:I can't remember if this has been posted yet but it is only 23 seconds long and absolutely slays me, the greatest voice crack in opera history... Dude loving owns that biff, though.
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Rondette posted:I can't remember if this has been posted yet but it is only 23 seconds long and absolutely slays me, the greatest voice crack in opera history... His voice was all like "let's make this into a Wilhelm Scream, why don't we?"
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Rondette posted:I can't remember if this has been posted yet but it is only 23 seconds long and absolutely slays me, the greatest voice crack in opera history... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Thsl50Fd3RA&t=3m40s
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On the topic of voice cracks, an NHL referee announces if a goal was good or not: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80oSTI_VVBo
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The greatest performance of Handel's Messiah ever. You had to choose THAT moment, dude? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DBAoWr-imY
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Some of my own personal schadenfreude: A few months ago my store manager and I caught my operations consultant, who is a misogynistic, homophobic rear end in a top hat who cheats on his wife, stealing from a cash register. We didn't do anything at the time, but my store manager started doing some detective work, and last Sunday brought the evidence (including till receipts and security footage) to our franchisee. One hour later, the ops consultant, who has worked for our company for 26 years and has no other experience, was fired. Turns out he's been stealing money and food to the tune of around $10,000 a year for god knows how long. It was a wonderful day.
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Celery Face posted:This isn't opera, but this will always be my favourite voice crack. Its like someone got on stage and kicked him in the balls.  http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/01/29/us-usa-politics-grimm-idUSBREA0S0WM20140129 "I will break you in half -- like a boy." ????
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poptart_fairy posted:Did you just respond to a post from nearly 100 pages back. Who loving cares? He posted actual schadenfreude in the schadenfreude thread instead of sperging about spergs, like the last 99 pages consisted of.
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Freudian slippers posted:Who loving cares? He posted actual schadenfreude in the schadenfreude thread instead of sperging about spergs, like the last 99 pages consisted of. yeah all you arguing goons should shut up and watch those No Reaction Pie Hell videos I posted, it's basically 23 minutes of blissful, nonstop schadenfreude. (I mean in general, this is just good advice for if you're feeling like arguing something instead of posting schadenfreude)
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:yeah all you arguing goons should shut up and watch those No Reaction Pie Hell videos I posted, it's basically 23 minutes of blissful, nonstop schadenfreude. Any of the other Batsu Games and/or one-offs any good? I've seen the one where they spend a night in a school gym and are constantly harassed, and I've seen the one where they are teachers for a day. Any others you would recommend? Oh yeah, and the socket one, that was neat.
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I'm only about an hour and a half into the 2013/2014 (whatever) one where they are Earth Defense Force agents, and it is A+ solid. The hotel/spa one is also really good.
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The White Dragon posted:Their car moves like it was in neutral, too. The last thing I saw, rubbernecking as I was driving away, was them getting out in the middle of the highway as black smoke rose from their engine block, all these people they just cut off and and hosed with driving right past. I saw pretty much the same thing but from a pedestrian as I had just missed the light to cross and there were some hoons in a car with, you know, the whole pipe organ poo poo hooked to the front and all the fins and poo poo, yelling poo poo out the window at me and revving like maniacs at the light and they revved REVVED REEEEEVVVEEEDDD *BLAM* and suddenly there's black smoke everywhere and they were still there by the time their light had gone red again and still there as I smugly walked across the road in front of them while they sat there attempting to restart their paddock bomb. My other favourite story was when I was waiting at the lights to cross a fairly busy five lane highway (this is a part of the highway kids have been killed jaywalking)and some kid decides "gently caress waiting" and ducks around a bunch of cars a few of whom honk and he doesn't get hit by car but collides with a police officer on the other side of the road who promptly grabs said brat by the collar and berates him loudly while those of us who waited cross and walk, again smugly, past. Life is beautiful sometimes.
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KazigluBey posted:Any of the other Batsu Games and/or one-offs any good? I've seen the one where they spend a night in a school gym and are constantly harassed, and I've seen the one where they are teachers for a day. Any others you would recommend? Oh yeah, and the socket one, that was neat. I remember this (the gym) one sort of. Got a link?
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Manuel Calavera posted:I remember this (the gym) one sort of. Got a link? 24 hour tag: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KM8lvyb_51M
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It is now angry and blind
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Combo posted:24 hour tag: Is this the one where one of the punishments was three naked 5 year old boys running out and sitting on one dudes face? Because I pretty much stopped watching those videos after I saw that. So loving creepy.
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