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Phlegmish posted:D&D communists are probably gloating over this 'failure of free market capitalism'. And unlike Indians, Russians are white so they aren't getting any help from SJWs either. at everyone blaming capitalism cause they hosed up communism too maybe russia is just hilariously corrupt
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No, Rafalca! Is winter olympics!
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Seoinin posted:please no flush toilets on floors 5, 7, 19, and 23. may cause buffer overflow and replace sky with grass texture. need hard reboot to resolve, very expesnive. There is known memory leak involving wild dog programming; allowing multiple dogs to bark at fences will cause slow performance and possible lock-ups at Olympics. Suggest smothering all nearby dogs until hotfix is released.
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happyhippy posted:"I'll have Olympic Venues for 400 please." "Oooh, sorry, no. The correct answer was 'Who is Batyr the stray?'"
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StashAugustine posted:at everyone blaming capitalism cause they hosed up communism too Sochi was very nice place under communism. Why you think so many dogs decide to live there?
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# ? Feb 6, 2014 20:54 |
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It's OK, when the games finish they've got until the middle of October to build an entire F1 circuit and facilities and poison any remaining dogs
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StashAugustine posted:at everyone blaming capitalism cause they hosed up communism too one could argue they were surprisingly good at communism since it took seventy years for it to collapse, which will probably remain the all-time world record for a communist regime e: they were a global superpower during most of this period, too
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# ? Feb 6, 2014 20:55 |
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Attention Sochi Patrons: bug in bill pay system has caused Olympic Grounds to revert to control of hostile dog faction. please use caution when leaving buildings. we roll out hotfix ASAP.
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# ? Feb 6, 2014 20:56 |
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Those dogs are pros. They should start a country called Dogestan.
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Phlegmish posted:one could argue they were surprisingly good at communism since it took seventy years for it to collapse, which will probably remain the all-time world record for a communist regime North Korea has 10 years before they win the crown
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Toad on a Hat posted:North Korea has 10 years before they win the crown isn't north korea just a monarchy with red stars
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# ? Feb 6, 2014 20:58 |
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Children's ski jump... is closed!
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# ? Feb 6, 2014 20:58 |
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I cannot wait to see how creative the channels covering this have to get with their editing to make this not look like an abandoned fairground taken over by sentient wild dogs.
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Toad on a Hat posted:North Korea has 10 years before they win the crown congratz north korea for dialectically bringing about the utopian classless society u get this Karl Marx smileyface sticker
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Rambling Robot posted:I feel for the people of Sochi. Problem is this is it BEFORE the abandonment. I can't wait for it after.
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# ? Feb 6, 2014 20:59 |
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Toad on a Hat posted:North Korea has 10 years before they win the crown
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# ? Feb 6, 2014 21:00 |
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Ahahahaha holy poo poo
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# ? Feb 6, 2014 21:00 |
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Is thirsty work killing dog
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# ? Feb 6, 2014 21:01 |
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Sochi Bochies motherfuckers!
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# ? Feb 6, 2014 21:01 |
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A Buttery Pastry posted:Yeah, that's some good stuff. Apparently, marmalade is the one thing Russians won't skimp on. Among other things, Russians put marmalade in their tea. Not sure if quality marmelade really stands out in that usage, though. Unfortunately the marmalades have already been taken away from the breakfast buffet after surveillance cameras recorded a western visitor attempting to sabotage the Olympic games by smearing marmalade all over their bodies to make dogs attack them. I... I would rather sleep in a cold tent surrounded by stray dogs than in that
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# ? Feb 6, 2014 21:01 |
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that looks like beer, even tons of it won't give them a buzz, russians are used to chugging entire bottles of vodka
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# ? Feb 6, 2014 21:02 |
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i assume its just because its guaranteed to be cleaner than drinking water
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# ? Feb 6, 2014 21:04 |
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I would like to talk to you today about packs of wild, stray dogs controlling most major cities. Also, chew Big Red Gum or gently caress you.
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# ? Feb 6, 2014 21:05 |
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At this rate all the terrorists would need are one or two sings of a sledgehammer instead of bombs.
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Do Not Resuscitate posted:serious photo: stray dog wanders onto official cross-country trail
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Phlegmish posted:congratz north korea for dialectically bringing about the utopian classless society also your family is now in a labor camp because you wore it on the wrong side of your shirt
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Do Not Resuscitate posted:Children's ski jump... is closed! I love that the fence also has spikes on top, because you'll need to impale those kids going 20mph to actually put them down finally. No room for error in elimination of children from village.
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# ? Feb 6, 2014 21:06 |
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I am from Atlanta. Thanks Sochi, you made us look good by comparison. At least we had potable water and flushable toilets in 1996.
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# ? Feb 6, 2014 21:06 |
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The Droid posted:At this rate all the terrorists would need are one or two sings of a sledgehammer instead of bombs. A crowd cheering nearby could bring it down. And if anything does collapse, how much you want to be it will be terrorists and their silent but deadly bombs.
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So how did the russians defeat the germans in WW2 again. Or have a succesful space program. 'cause it doesn't compute.
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Ekster posted:So how did the russians defeat the germans in WW2 again. Or have a succesful space program. human sacrifice.
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Phlegmish posted:D&D communists are probably gloating over this 'failure of free market capitalism'. And unlike Indians, Russians are white so they aren't getting any help from SJWs either. you dont even need to go to d&d Tezzor posted:here's a scandal under capitalism: high-level journalists are traveling to russia to get paid for reporting on completely irrelevant events and their free lunches and free hotel rooms are kind of bad! Tezzor posted:so yeah i, a high-level corporate functionary, am whisked across the planet so i can get reserved seating at exclusive events where i am paid $10,000 a week plus a per diem to "report" on events of no relevance, but i dont know if you can believe this but my free hotel room has bare walls and the router is hanging out of the wall! someone call human rights watch Lucy Heartfilia posted:sochi - a triumph of capitalism! Ardennes posted:The Sochi Olympics are the most capitalist thing possible, if anything people are pissed how capitalism has made Russia even worse.
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Ekster posted:So how did the russians defeat the germans in WW2 again. Or have a succesful space program.
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The Droid posted:At this rate all the terrorists would need are one or two sings of a sledgehammer instead of bombs. Just like Red Faction Guerrilla! Toadsniff posted:I love that the fence also has spikes on top, because you'll need to impale those kids going 20mph to actually put them down finally. No room for error in elimination of children from village. Vagrant child is worse than wild dog! Ho ho ho I here all week
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Luvcow posted:Reminder that we in the u.s. are little better. I lived in Boston, and still cannot navigate the Big Dig without GPS. It really has to driven on to be experienced. It twists and turns like the Raninbow Bridge in Mariokart.
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Ekster posted:So how did the russians defeat the germans in WW2 again. Or have a succesful space program. Because Hitler was a massive screwup who decided to divert forces to Kiev while at the same time attempting to invade Russia, thereby losing a few weeks before the Russian winter set in and frankly no one wins when they attempt to invade Russia. have a link: quote:2. Germany's Invasion of Russia As for the space race, poo poo they probably stole some poo poo from us and made it work. Seth Pecksniff fucked around with this message at 21:13 on Feb 6, 2014 |
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# ? Feb 6, 2014 21:10 |
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we all friends in glorious sochi
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# ? Feb 6, 2014 21:12 |
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Ekster posted:So how did the russians defeat the germans in WW2 again. Or have a succesful space program. Tarps. It's tarps. e:
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Ekster posted:So how did the russians defeat the germans in WW2 again. Or have a succesful space program. if by "successful space program" you mean "death sentence with rockets" then you're right they sure did beat us
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Nenonen posted:I... I would rather sleep in a cold tent surrounded by stray dogs than in that The ladders they are standing on seem to be constructed with the same pride as the buildings.
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