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vyst
Aug 25, 2009



I don't even see any logs in the toilet. If you're going to take post-poop selfies put some action in the toilet for us to enjoy.

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A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

UnnaturalSELECTION posted:

Lol humanity's top athletes just making GBS threads all over the place
Do athletes have especially powerful bowel movements?

The_Franz
Aug 8, 2003

Nuns with Guns posted:

Who doesn't love pooping, looking up and beholding everyone else in the bathroom pooping as well?



If I've learned anything thus far, it's that Russians apparently love pooping with an audience.

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

Drone_Fragger posted:

I've... seen things you people wouldn't believe... Attack toopers on fire off the shoulder of Ukraine. I watched Skiiers glitter in the dark near the Tarpaulin Gates. All those... moments... will be lost in time, like an indeterminate amount of semen... in... Yogurt. Time... to die... *drinks piss coloured tap water*

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Pootie here...It surely isnt a scam... Yes it was a bit more than I could handly by myself.. You have no Idea.. working 8 hours then going to Pootie's Ski Shack and working 8 or 10 trying to get it open as fast as I could... Money was spent on everything I need to open.. from taking my food handling test to paper for the bathroom.. Its was a lot more than I thought.. but dont let the "$10 billion road fool you" it was still cheaper than me buying a outdoor building to put my stand in.. the people, the customer is always the one to listen too.. they wanted a sit down joint. plain and simple.. they wanted burgers and fries and cherry pies.. they wanted mountains to ski on and no stray dogs.. I had togo with them on it.. it would have be a much worse disaster if I had opened in my original spot and not got enough customers to stay open.. because I gotta quit my job to do this.. I need to know Im going to make it

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
Sochi: A kickstarter story.

Sakarja
Oct 19, 2003

"Our masters have not heard the people's voice for generations and it is much, much louder than they care to remember."

Capitalism is the problem. Anarchism is the answer. Join an anarchist union today!

Congratulations comrade, your computer is now taking part in heroic DDoS attack on official webpage of the European Union!

Sten Freak
Sep 10, 2008

Despite all of these shortcomings, the Sten still has a long track record of shooting people right in the face.
College Slice

Do Not Resuscitate posted:

Deadspin reports that Women's Downhill has been halted due to misaligned jump:
http://deadspin.com/womens-downhill-skiing-halted-because-jump-was-too-big-1517321814
Sweet jesus.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

Nuns with Guns posted:

Who doesn't love pooping, looking up and beholding everyone else in the bathroom pooping as well?



That's needed for the cameras behind them.
In order to recoup the lawsuits they will get for the cholera outbreak that will happen next week, the sales of 'Sexy making GBS threads Skiers' will cover the legal costs.

Riso
Oct 11, 2008

by merry exmarx

The_Franz posted:

If I've learned anything thus far, it's that Russians apparently love pooping with an audience.

All Roman toilets were public, and you shared a single sponge.

AARP LARPer
Feb 19, 2005

THE DARK SIDE OF SCIENCE BREEDS A WEAPON OF WAR

Buglord

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien

A Buttery Pastry posted:

Do athletes have especially powerful bowel movements?

I'm thinking they could projectile poo poo really far

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



That DICK! posted:

Pootie here...It surely isnt a scam... Yes it was a bit more than I could handly by myself.. You have no Idea.. working 8 hours then going to Pootie's Ski Shack and working 8 or 10 trying to get it open as fast as I could... Money was spent on everything I need to open.. from taking my food handling test to paper for the bathroom.. Its was a lot more than I thought.. but dont let the "$10 billion road fool you" it was still cheaper than me buying a outdoor building to put my stand in.. the people, the customer is always the one to listen too.. they wanted a sit down joint. plain and simple.. they wanted burgers and fries and cherry pies.. they wanted mountains to ski on and no stray dogs.. I had togo with them on it.. it would have be a much worse disaster if I had opened in my original spot and not got enough customers to stay open.. because I gotta quit my job to do this.. I need to know Im going to make it

sorry pootie, you need an in with the truckers wild dogs

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine
Sochi, when the walls fell.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Well Obama my political beliefs shouldnt even matter but Im not ashamed either.. Im very communist. Nikita Krushchev is my hero.. I served proudly in the KBG under his command... but How I vote will always be by what kind of man is running for office.. if a socialist is the better man I may vote for him.. but I dont hold the views of the socialist party.. I dont believe in abortion and never will.. That's a baby for pete sake.. I dont believe in the homosexual agenda.. even tho my daughter is a lesbian, I love her to death and would die for her but I dont support her views on life and never will

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

I'm really hoping the beanbags are the massage chairs

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine
Putin, with his pockets wide.

Photex
Apr 6, 2009




Vertical Lime posted:

the opening ceremony starts in 19 hours

get yo popcorn ready

i'll get the doggie treats

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

Toad on a Hat posted:

I'm really hoping the beanbags are the massage chairs

The beans. They massage rear end, yes! You massage now, NOW STOP!

Orthodox Rabbit
Jun 2, 2006

This game is perfect for empty-headed dunces that don't like to think much!! Of course, I'm a genius... I wonder why I'm so good at it?!
A small panel silently slides out from one of those bathroom ceiling mirrors. A small blow dart gun laced with tranquilizers and vodka slowly peeks out ala James Bond villain. The non-Russian athletes for the upcoming event are put to sleep with a single dart each. Sometime later the team manager is yelling at the bathroom stalls, "I can see you fuckers still in there making GBS threads in the mirrors! YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE US LOSE."

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



A Buttery Pastry posted:

Indian athletes will clean house. Unfortunately for India, they're not competing under the Indian flag, due to India getting suspended from the IOC.

lol seriously

they exceeded the gangrape quota?

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011




how short

i'm going to feel really bad if it's still taller than i am

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

happyhippy posted:

Name a celebrity Russian athelete from the last 50 years who didn't do Gymnastics.
And clever guy, got his scapegoat already lined up to take the fall.

Alexander Karelin is pretty famous among people who follow olympic wrestling. He's like a real-life Ivan Drago and poo poo. But yeah.

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien

Phlegmish posted:

how short

i'm going to feel really bad if it's still taller than i am

About five foot six

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

Phlegmish posted:

lol seriously

they exceeded the gangrape quota?
too corrupt it seems. too corrupt for the IOC.

Phlegmish posted:

how short

i'm going to feel really bad if it's still taller than i am
170cm

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

A Buttery Pastry posted:

too corrupt it seems. too corrupt for the IOC.


HOW

Riso
Oct 11, 2008

by merry exmarx

A Buttery Pastry posted:

too corrupt it seems. too corrupt for the IOC.

What you are saying is, they did not put up enough money.

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien

A Buttery Pastry posted:

too corrupt it seems. too corrupt for the IOC.

170cm

I've heard rumors that he's a bit shorter than that

my new dog
May 7, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo

UnnaturalSELECTION posted:

About five foot six

obviously everyone else is too tall

01011001
Dec 26, 2012

Riso posted:

What you are saying is, they did not put up enough money.

basically yes

EvilTobaccoExec
Dec 22, 2003

Criminals are a superstitious, cowardly lot, so my disguise must be able to strike terror into their hearts!

Pvt Dancer posted:

Tarps. It's tarps.

e:

from pages ago but hahaha

Nuns with Guns
Jul 23, 2010

It's fine.
Don't worry about it.
Continuing the trend of Russians not understanding toilets

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



i think that one was debunked but i want to believe

AARP LARPer
Feb 19, 2005

THE DARK SIDE OF SCIENCE BREEDS A WEAPON OF WAR

Buglord
The video on this page is a 4-minute pro click:

http://globalnews.ca/news/1130404/sochis-unfinished-hotels-bizarre-bathroom-rules/

Photex
Apr 6, 2009




http://www.break.com/video/here-s-the-snowboard-hill-shaun-white-says-is-too-dangerous-to-run-2574028

Having watched the x-games two weeks ago for the same competition this poo poo looks way more intense and this guy is just gliding down it.

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



Eat This Glob posted:

Alexander Karelin is pretty famous among people who follow olympic wrestling. He's like a real-life Ivan Drago and poo poo. But yeah.

I still cant believe he lost to that american :ussr:

Guy Fleegman
Jul 8, 2009

by XyloJW

Sten Freak posted:

Sweet jesus.

"The men were hitting speeds above 90 MPH just seconds into the run."

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

by reading this post you have agreed to form a gay socialist micronation.
`
How Much Land Does a Man Need?


to poo poo

Photex
Apr 6, 2009




CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:

I still cant believe he lost to that american :ussr:

if you read russian history books he didn't :ussr:

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happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

Phlegmish posted:

i think that one was debunked but i want to believe

Nah, theres no way they can do floor tiling that good.

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