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Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

weakness posted:

this olympics will have the lowest amount of sexual activity going back to the original games.

On one hand they were naked

On the other hand they were all male

Works if you swing that way

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Kilo147
Apr 14, 2007

You remind me of the boss
What boss?
The boss with the power
What power?
The power of voodoo
Who-doo?
You do.
Do what?
Remind me of the Boss.

EvilTobaccoExec posted:

they say two years in that article although another site says they tarped it over six months ago, either way they didnt skimp on the tarp this time




ITS SHINY

There is no loving way that is going to work.

AARP LARPer
Feb 19, 2005

THE DARK SIDE OF SCIENCE BREEDS A WEAPON OF WAR

Buglord
A reporter from Grantland was snooping around the basement of her Sochi hotel and discovered this in an unlocked room:

EvilTobaccoExec
Dec 22, 2003

Criminals are a superstitious, cowardly lot, so my disguise must be able to strike terror into their hearts!

weakness posted:

this olympics will have the lowest amount of sexual activity going back to the original games.

only if you exclude rapes... in both cases

Dr. Witherbone
Nov 1, 2010

CHEESE LOOKS ON IN
DESPAIR BUT ALSO WITH
AN ERECTION

Do Not Resuscitate posted:

A reporter from Grantland was snooping around the basement of her Sochi hotel and discovered this in an unlocked room:


CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001




so about 100 large tarps cut up

01011001
Dec 26, 2012

Do Not Resuscitate posted:

A reporter from Grantland was snooping around the basement of her Sochi hotel and discovered this in an unlocked room:



oh my lord

Chalupa Picada
Jan 13, 2009

Do Not Resuscitate posted:

A reporter from Grantland was snooping around the basement of her Sochi hotel and discovered this in an unlocked room:



Is it... is it a middle finger made out of foil?

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Do Not Resuscitate posted:

A reporter from Grantland was snooping around the basement of her Sochi hotel and discovered this in an unlocked room:



this owns so hard

Guido Merkens
Jun 18, 2003

The price of greatness is responsibility.

EvilTobaccoExec posted:

only if you exclude rapes... in both cases
plenty of females in sochi, we go back to room okay

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Do Not Resuscitate posted:

A reporter from Grantland was snooping around the basement of her Sochi hotel and discovered this in an unlocked room:



now, there is a fitting Sochi mascot!

Greyhawk
May 30, 2001


weakness posted:

this olympics will have the lowest amount of sexual activity going back to the original games.

Ancient olympics were pretty much an all-out gently caress fest

Quoting from "The naked olympics"

quote:

Prostitution was rampant. Women were brought in from all over the Mediterranean. It's been said that a prostitute could make as much as money in five days during the Olympics as she would in the rest of the year.

quote:

[...]But this was like five days of living it up. People didn't sleep much at all. Students would organize these symposia that turned into drunken orgies.

quote:

The Christians hated the Olympic Games—the celebration of the human body, these guys running around naked, drinking, fornicating, the whole bit.

Miltank
Dec 27, 2009

by XyloJW

Do Not Resuscitate posted:

A reporter from Grantland was snooping around the basement of her Sochi hotel and discovered this in an unlocked room:



everything is going to be ok. we're all right now.

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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

Jaramin
Oct 20, 2010


weakness posted:

this olympics will have the highest amount of sexual activity going back to the original games.

Fixed to reflect historical accuracy of the Greek Olympics. People who're stuck in a depressing shithole probably will wanna pass the time somehow.

Malinois
Jun 13, 2003


Do Not Resuscitate posted:

This is how the Swiss Hockey Goalie was transported from the locker room to the arena:



Hahahahahahaha oh my god

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

by reading this post you have agreed to form a gay socialist micronation.
`
Just a reminder that Russia is planning a bid for the 2024 Summer Olympics in St. Petersburg or Kazan.

Skellybones
May 31, 2011




Fun Shoe

Sakarja posted:

Bear is not problem, have plenty of trees.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDpOA3MAIY4

I love this. He takes the time to show everything else, the bear is the bonus.

My pyramid of TVs and stereos. Is nice grass hut with wall rug. Look, in the distance. A man in a tree, yelling at bear. Bear is looking discouraged and uncertain. Look, a rabbit. My field of GAZ automobiles. A horse buggy. A bird feeder. Bear is gone.

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




7thBatallion posted:

There is no loving way that is going to work.

Actually, if that's the right kind of tarp, it does:

Femur
Jan 10, 2004
I REALLY NEED TO SHUT THE FUCK UP

Miltank posted:

funny as gently caress if true. do you have a source or anything?

Russia, as you can tell, is poor as poo poo, and everything they had was stolen from the war.

Our fear of them was pure propaganda and xenophobia.

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



univbee posted:

Actually, if that's the right kind of tarp, it does:

so it wont work

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:

so it wont work

Correct.

AARP LARPer
Feb 19, 2005

THE DARK SIDE OF SCIENCE BREEDS A WEAPON OF WAR

Buglord

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

ZombieReagan posted:

They should bid them for a city in Siberia to make it fit with these games.

Emanuel Collective
Jan 16, 2008

by Smythe

QuickbreathFinisher posted:

Just a reminder that Russia is planning a bid for the 2024 Summer Olympics in St. Petersburg or Kazan.

Russia is also hosting the next world cup, which is arguably an even bigger logistical challenge

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

Emanuel Collective posted:

Russia is also hosting the next world cup, which is arguably an even bigger logistical challenge
Where they're going to reuse the Sochi facilities, along with 12 other newly built arenas. Pity it's 4 years away.

I'm Crap
Aug 15, 2001

Skyl3lazer posted:

Most of the space race was the US competing against itself: russia just had a kickass spy program and stole our poo poo. Which we then looked at, said 'gently caress, the russians are catching up!' and proceeded to then outdo ourselves.
lol if you actually believe this. I guess they cleverly kept their spying a secret by doing everything first (yes, except a manned lunar flight, I know) and with completely different designs to the Americans to boot.

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:

so it wont work

Hey now, I think they have proven themselves tarp masters.

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



ZombieReagan posted:

is the way the picture was framed or is that whole wall just hosed up?

if it was anywhere else i would assume the former

actually im surprised we haven't seen the old comedy staple of having a fire exit that just painted on the wall

yet

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Do Not Resuscitate posted:

This is how the Swiss Hockey Goalie was transported from the locker room to the arena:



i cannot believe i missed this earlier

MS Paint
Sep 21, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Toad on a Hat posted:

i cannot believe i missed this earlier

Don't they normally, i don't know, put those guys in like, golf-carts or whatever? Not haul them around like luggage?

Fat Ogre
Dec 31, 2007

Guns don't kill people.

I do.

Emanuel Collective posted:

Russia is also hosting the next world cup, which is arguably an even bigger logistical challenge

Is big silly grassy field how hard can be? We have dogs make field for you.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

you irl posted:

The Olympic torch goes out soon after the run starts and a bystander casually relights it with his cigarette lighter.

http://youtu.be/huLCD777LxM


Try to read this without Borat accent:

utlyakov's comment on youtube posted:

so only if it is happens in europe and us it can be as it told, but only not in russia=soviet union? please google first - once more i ask you - he is wc in underwater swiming (17 world records, 13 world champion). and by the way - only russians are known for colorosing? are you serious? what about bush jr. colorising presence of weapons of much destruction in iraq? it cost many lives of american men and women. you are more prejudiced against russian thatn i against europe and us.

Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks

Rhonyn Peacemaker posted:

Don't they normally, i don't know, put those guys in like, golf-carts or whatever? Not haul them around like luggage?

Is the normal thing not for the locker room to be right next to the ice?

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

Fat Ogre posted:

Is big silly grassy field how hard can be? We have dogs make field for you.
plus the biggest problem with soccer fans is them getting rowdy, and russian cops are pretty good at dealing with that.

Unless dead foreigners are unacceptable I guess

frank.club
Jan 15, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:

if it was anywhere else i would assume the former

actually im surprised we haven't seen the old comedy staple of having a fire exit that just painted on the wall

yet

Look at the outlets

Fat Ogre
Dec 31, 2007

Guns don't kill people.

I do.

Entropic posted:

Is the normal thing not for the locker room to be right next to the ice?

No locker rooms is being 5 miles from ice. Ice up mountainside under tarp. You take dog sled to ice. Very nice you see?

OH NO MY DICK
Feb 24, 2013


Forums Jesus
when I die, lay me down by the beautiful yellow waters of Sochi, and let the wild dogs do with me what they will

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Rhonyn Peacemaker posted:

Don't they normally, i don't know, put those guys in like, golf-carts or whatever? Not haul them around like luggage?


Entropic posted:

Is the normal thing not for the locker room to be right next to the ice?

what is normal in mother russia? and would you really trust a golf cart, after all you've seen? for all you know, it's a rusted piece of metal covered in a tarp and full of stray dogs

with a rebel yell she QQd
Jan 18, 2007

Villain


ZombieReagan posted:

is the way the picture was framed or is that whole wall just hosed up?

I think its the framing, but I once again speak from experience when I say Russians have great difficulties with parallel walls and 90 degrees angles.

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frank.club
Jan 15, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Do Not Resuscitate posted:

A reporter from Grantland was snooping around the basement of her Sochi hotel and discovered this in an unlocked room:


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