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Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Stultus Maximus posted:

hey guys whiskey is awesome and bob dylan is awesome especially with whiskey

well you're like half right

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Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you
:eyepop:


Assholes quit loving with my religious immersion tyvm

polpot saved asia
Aug 28, 2011

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
I know C-Span is normally dull as hell, but this is drat good.

http://www.c-span.org/video/?317590-1/317590-1

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN
AMMMMERRRRRICANSsssssss

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVdsM9OsyHY

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

RichieHimself
May 27, 2004

No way dude, she looks like Gargamel.

There you have it folks, Wagner is a real dude and he does in fact love the cock.

Snowdens Secret
Dec 29, 2008
Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.

Pleaes don't post pictures of me going through airport security

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
Tonight I learned that John Tyler (10th US president) who was born in 1790 has not one, but two living grandchildren. :stare:

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Tonight I learned that John Tyler (10th US president) who was born in 1790 has not one, but two living grandchildren. :stare:

quote:

As of January 2012, Tyler has two living grandsons through his son Lyon Gardiner Tyler. Lyon Gardiner Tyler, Jr., was born in 1924, and Harrison Ruffin Tyler was born in 1928. Harrison Tyler maintains the family home, "Sherwood Forest."[100][101] Tyler is the oldest former president with living grandchildren, and none of the succeeding presidents have living grandchildren until James A. Garfield, who served forty years after Tyler,[102] with Abraham Lincoln and lifelong bachelor James Buchanan each having no living descendants of any kind.

Holy crap that's insane.

Snowdens Secret
Dec 29, 2008
Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.
His son married a woman 36 years younger than him, who managed to get pregnant when he was 71 and 75, while they lived on a college campus

hmmmm

second best sponge
Jun 13, 2003

I'm from Cleveland :tinsley:
im high as gently caress again.

can i give myself an unacreditted masters in comm from the marines on a resume and not be lying?

haha,,,..

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
I didn't know ghost bones was a writer.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Mr. Nice! posted:

I didn't know ghost bones was a writer.



It's a bestseller, people even dress up as the characters.

:nws:
http://i.imgur.com/HoYma4S.jpg

ghost bones
Apr 27, 2013

everyone is fabulous always
yall niggas just mad i'm stackin paper with my literary skills

i just wrote a new story: ur gay. the end.

Snowdens Secret
Dec 29, 2008
Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.
A gripping tour de force

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

ghost bones just jumped the shark bones

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

haters gonna hate
/

EBB
Feb 15, 2005



-all of GiP

Ultimate Shrek Fan
May 2, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

I dont know if Leo got his Oscar this time around or not but he definitely knocked it outta the park with wolf of wall street.

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

Go watch the wolf of wallstreet If you don't give a gently caress about about the story its trying to tell. It has full frontal nudity, drug use and gay orgies.

Go watch the wolf of wallstreet If you give a gently caress about about the story its trying to tell. It also has full frontal nudity, drug use and gay orgies.

So yes ya'll go watch that movie, its great.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
I don't like your use of commas, friend.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Mr. Nice! posted:

I don't like your use of commas, friend.

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

Mr. Nice! posted:

I don't like your use of commas, friend.

Sorry, let me rephrase it.

The movie has, full frontal nudity, drug use, orgies, full frontal nudity and drug use, full frontal nudity and a gay orgy, and full frontal nudity while people are using drugs use in an orgy.

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D

He helped Jack off the horse.

he helped jack off the horse.

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

GROSS SHIT
Lmao at cole making jokes about grammar.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Hell must have frozen over. Just realized I've gone a month without drinking today.

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Hell must have frozen over. Just realized I've gone a month without drinking today.



get out.

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Hell must have frozen over. Just realized I've gone a month without drinking today.

That sounds pretty serious, man. You wanna talk about it??

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Helldump Immunity. posted:

That sounds pretty serious, man. You wanna talk about it??

I dunno dude. Are there meetings or something I can go to to get back on the path of inebriation?

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Every night at your local bar. Now shut the gently caress up and go get drunk.

genderstomper58
Jan 10, 2005

by XyloJW

LITERALLY SHAKING posted:

Every night at your local bar. Now shut the gently caress up and go get drunk.

u are really bad

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

GROSS SHIT

genderstomper58 posted:

u are really bad

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

genderstomper58 posted:

u are really bad

no u

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

I dunno dude. Are there meetings or something I can go to to get back on the path of inebriation?

My lovely solution to being one month sober was:
1) Buy 12 bottles of hard cider.
2) Drink them all one day before you have duty/work
3) Enjoy your duty/work while hungover as gently caress because cider will gently caress you up.

Then ween yourself to harder poo poo.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005


u r 2 cute :glomp:

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Taking a poo poo right now and killing the guy a couple stalls down with my extremely vocal behind lol

genderstomper58
Jan 10, 2005

by XyloJW

ElMaligno posted:

My lovely solution to being one month sober was:
1) Buy 12 bottles of hard cider.
2) Drink them all one day before you have duty/work
3) Enjoy your duty/work while hungover as gently caress because cider will gently caress you up.

Then ween yourself to harder poo poo.

cool u ever gonna move up to smirnoff ice?????

no racial slurs so u cant report this post :ohdear:

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Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D

ElMaligno posted:

My lovely solution to being one month sober was:
1) Buy 12 bottles of hard cider.
2) Drink them all one day before you have duty/work
3) Enjoy your duty/work while hungover as gently caress because cider will gently caress you up.

Then ween yourself to harder poo poo.

Lol hard cider do you take it in the rear end before or after you take it in your vagina

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