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Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks

Monkey Fracas posted:

construction crew knocks out bad wall

dozens of live, happy dogs tumble out

It's like that Star Trek episode with Kirk and the Tribbles. Only with Chekov and Dogs.

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Emanuel Collective
Jan 16, 2008

by Smythe

Rulebook Heavily posted:

One theory is that they belonged to people who were displaced during the construction

Probably not true. I wasn't joking when I said dogs were the pigeons of eastern Europe. Moscow has thousands of stray dogs, some of whom have learned how to use the city's subway system

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



hire grover to build houses for these dogs

boom

now all the dogs are dead

Brian Moser
Mar 11, 2012

Dauntasa posted:

a meteorite shoots through the sky and crashes nearby

the light from this irritates him mildly so he puts down his sunshade

at no point does his expression change

This... this never happened. Completely edited and fake, sadly.

Not unlike the winners in the Olympics this year.

Jaramin
Oct 20, 2010


The Russian Football team for the World Cup is gonna be all dogs.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Brian Moser posted:

This... this never happened. Completely edited and fake, sadly.

Not unlike the winners in the Olympics this year.

did you really have to ruin it for us

Orthodox Rabbit
Jun 2, 2006

This game is perfect for empty-headed dunces that don't like to think much!! Of course, I'm a genius... I wonder why I'm so good at it?!
This thread is almost 50 pages and Im still no closer to being able to hold a regular conversation about the Olympics with my coworkers this year.

Emanuel Collective
Jan 16, 2008

by Smythe
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Street_dogs_in_Moscow

One technique a pack uses involves deploying its smaller, cuter members, having realized that these dogs have more success begging food from people.[3] Another technique some dogs have for getting food is to sneak up behind a person who is holding some. The dog will then bark, which sometimes startles the human enough to drop it. The dogs have learned to cross the street with pedestrians and have been observed obeying traffic lights.[2] Since dogs have dichromatic vision, researchers theorize that the dogs recognize other cues, such as the shapes or positions of the changing signals. The dogs have become adept at intuiting the psychology of individual humans in order to determine which techniques will work best on whom. Dogs who locate themselves in high traffic areas realize that in such places they often won't need to make any effort to procure food, as pedestrians will simply toss it as they pass by.

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Saint Freak posted:

Imagine a small tarp with drawings on it.

Why put drawing on roof? No one see!

my new dog
May 7, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
was there really a tarp roof

Orthodox Rabbit
Jun 2, 2006

This game is perfect for empty-headed dunces that don't like to think much!! Of course, I'm a genius... I wonder why I'm so good at it?!

Emanuel Collective posted:

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Street_dogs_in_Moscow

One technique a pack uses involves deploying its smaller, cuter members, having realized that these dogs have more success begging food from people.[3] Another technique some dogs have for getting food is to sneak up behind a person who is holding some. The dog will then bark, which sometimes startles the human enough to drop it. The dogs have learned to cross the street with pedestrians and have been observed obeying traffic lights.[2] Since dogs have dichromatic vision, researchers theorize that the dogs recognize other cues, such as the shapes or positions of the changing signals. The dogs have become adept at intuiting the psychology of individual humans in order to determine which techniques will work best on whom. Dogs who locate themselves in high traffic areas realize that in such places they often won't need to make any effort to procure food, as pedestrians will simply toss it as they pass by.

Putin knew something about the dogs we didn't. We were fools not to trust him before it was too late.

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

Phlegmish posted:

did you really have to ruin it for us
and to think, i could have ruined it for you right at the start of the thread!

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



my new dog posted:

was there really a tarp roof

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Emanuel Collective posted:

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Street_dogs_in_Moscow

One technique a pack uses involves deploying its smaller, cuter members, having realized that these dogs have more success begging food from people.[3] Another technique some dogs have for getting food is to sneak up behind a person who is holding some. The dog will then bark, which sometimes startles the human enough to drop it. The dogs have learned to cross the street with pedestrians and have been observed obeying traffic lights.[2] Since dogs have dichromatic vision, researchers theorize that the dogs recognize other cues, such as the shapes or positions of the changing signals. The dogs have become adept at intuiting the psychology of individual humans in order to determine which techniques will work best on whom. Dogs who locate themselves in high traffic areas realize that in such places they often won't need to make any effort to procure food, as pedestrians will simply toss it as they pass by.

holy poo poo, it's evolution at work. they are breeding a race of super-intelligent dogs that can play elaborate mindgames with humans.

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

my new dog posted:

was there really a tarp roof

probably

like I'd be a little surprised if there wasn't at least 1

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



Emanuel Collective posted:

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Street_dogs_in_Moscow

One technique a pack uses involves deploying its smaller, cuter members, having realized that these dogs have more success begging food from people.[3] Another technique some dogs have for getting food is to sneak up behind a person who is holding some. The dog will then bark, which sometimes startles the human enough to drop it. The dogs have learned to cross the street with pedestrians and have been observed obeying traffic lights.[2] Since dogs have dichromatic vision, researchers theorize that the dogs recognize other cues, such as the shapes or positions of the changing signals. The dogs have become adept at intuiting the psychology of individual humans in order to determine which techniques will work best on whom. Dogs who locate themselves in high traffic areas realize that in such places they often won't need to make any effort to procure food, as pedestrians will simply toss it as they pass by.

rise of the planet of the apes dogs

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



A Buttery Pastry posted:

and to think, i could have ruined it for you right at the start of the thread!

next thing you know someone is going to say not all of these pics are from sochi

Dred Cosmonaut
Jan 6, 2010

There once was a tiger-striped cat.

Emanuel Collective posted:

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Street_dogs_in_Moscow

One technique a pack uses involves deploying its smaller, cuter members, having realized that these dogs have more success begging food from people.[3] Another technique some dogs have for getting food is to sneak up behind a person who is holding some. The dog will then bark, which sometimes startles the human enough to drop it. The dogs have learned to cross the street with pedestrians and have been observed obeying traffic lights.[2] Since dogs have dichromatic vision, researchers theorize that the dogs recognize other cues, such as the shapes or positions of the changing signals. The dogs have become adept at intuiting the psychology of individual humans in order to determine which techniques will work best on whom. Dogs who locate themselves in high traffic areas realize that in such places they often won't need to make any effort to procure food, as pedestrians will simply toss it as they pass by.

dogs rule cats drool

walking
Nov 27, 2013


A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

Phlegmish posted:

holy poo poo, it's evolution at work. they are breeding a race of super-intelligent dogs that can play elaborate mindgames with humans.
the idea that the dogs are the workers becomes more plausible.

Malinois
Jun 13, 2003


CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:

drawings of other tarps

Russian nesting tarps.

Dred Cosmonaut
Jan 6, 2010

There once was a tiger-striped cat.

A Buttery Pastry posted:

the idea that the dogs are the workers becomes more plausible.

Dog? No, am comrade boris. *barks I love wodka*

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008

Emanuel Collective posted:

Probably not true. I wasn't joking when I said dogs were the pigeons of eastern Europe. Moscow has thousands of stray dogs, some of whom have learned how to use the city's subway system
Athens was Dog City. They were everywhere, including a bunch that were sunbathing on the Acropolis.

I wanted to pet them but our guide said they were dangerous. :smith:

Paradox Personified
Mar 15, 2010

:sun: SoroScrew :sun:
"We have surveillance video from the hotels that shows people turn on the shower, direct the nozzle at the wall and then leave the room for the whole day," Dmitry Kozak, the deputy prime minister who oversaw Russia's Olympic prep, told the Journal.

A spokesperson for Kozak later denied that hotel rooms or bathrooms in Sochi have surveillance cameras, according to the Journal. The spokesperson said Kozak was likely referring to surveillance done at hotel sites during construction.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



A Buttery Pastry posted:

the idea that the dogs are the workers becomes more plausible.

obeying traffic rules already puts them far ahead of russian humans

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

Phlegmish posted:

obeying traffic rules already puts them far ahead of russian humans
dogs can't sue, no reason to throw themselves in front of trafic.

AARP LARPer
Feb 19, 2005

THE DARK SIDE OF SCIENCE BREEDS A WEAPON OF WAR

Buglord
Sochi's vast Tarp Sands rival any of Canada's















happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

Paradox Personified posted:

"We have surveillance video from the hotels that shows people turn on the shower, direct the nozzle at the wall and then leave the room for the whole day," Dmitry Kozak, the deputy prime minister who oversaw Russia's Olympic prep, told the Journal.

A spokesperson for Kozak later denied that hotel rooms or bathrooms in Sochi have surveillance cameras, according to the Journal. The spokesperson said Kozak was likely referring to surveillance done at hotel sites during construction.

I'll give it a few weeks before some of the footage of some of the women showering and getting dressed gets online.

my new dog
May 7, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo

Human Rights Watch posted:

When Russia hosts the Winter Olympic and Paralympic Games in February 2014 in the Black Sea coast city of Sochi, Olympic athletes, coaches, spectators, journalists, and other visitors will enjoy state-of-the-art sports venues, lavish hotels, newly constructed roads, telecommunications systems, transportation hubs, and other major infrastructure necessary to support several weeks of top-level Olympic sports. This rapid transformation of Sochi, formerly a small resort town and a favored vacation destination for Soviet and contemporary Russian leaders, has been made possible by a fast-paced construction schedule and an influx of tens of thousands of migrant construction workers from within Russia and from abroad. As this report documents, dozens of these workers suffered abuse and exploitation while employed on key Olympic venues.

one sentence is correct
another is not

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Greyhawk posted:

No place in Western Europe has looked like that since the 70s. Well maybe except Rome, because gently caress Rome.

Rome, hell, loving Naples isn't this bad. Even the goddamned Camorra have some pride in their work.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

A Buttery Pastry posted:

the idea that the dogs are the workers becomes more plausible.

Dogs good workers.
They help human workers.
When worker collapses and dies, dog eats worker.
Then we shoot dog.
We like dogs.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Fat Ogre posted:

Hot yellow no use on face water all over you, but no shower curtain, no electrical grounding, your door doesn't lock, your bed sheets have semen on them and workmen are sleeping in your room.

Who need lock when there no handle!? Hah silly american no think best security system no lock to pick!

I'm seriously reminded of octodad doors here. Did that take place in Russia?

Johnny Joestar
Oct 21, 2010

Don't shoot him?

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russian_worker_constructing_sochi.gif

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



Al Borland posted:

Who need lock when there no handle!? Hah silly american no think best security system no lock to pick!

I'm seriously reminded of octodad doors here. Did that take place in Russia?

octodog: 8 dogs trying to mimic a man

he works in construction at sochi

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
Russian gold medalist disqualified after it is revealed they were actually 2 dogs pretending to be a man

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

happyhippy posted:

I'll give it a few weeks before some of the footage of some of the women showering and getting dressed gets online.

There is totally going to be a Russian porn site that pops up with hidden camera videos of female athletes and tourists in the showers after Sochi is over.

CLAM DOWN
Feb 13, 2007




Agent Kool-Aid posted:



russian_worker_constructing_sochi.gif

this explains everything about sochi

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Agent Kool-Aid posted:



russian_worker_constructing_sochi.gif

Comrade dog not being efficient.

Johnny Joestar
Oct 21, 2010

Don't shoot him?

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Agrajag posted:

Comrade dog not being efficient.

what dog? all i see is dutiful russian worker doing construction.

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AARP LARPer
Feb 19, 2005

THE DARK SIDE OF SCIENCE BREEDS A WEAPON OF WAR

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