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Sex Beef 2.0
Jan 14, 2012
archer is gay as poopie

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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
EFFETE NORTHERN EUROPEAN MAN WOMAN IS BEING REPORTED TO SIBERIA FOR REEDUCATION

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

by reading this post you have agreed to form a gay socialist micronation.
`

Alan Smithee posted:

Hahahah I hope this poo poo show is as entertaining as the missing episodes of Archer and Rick and Morty THOSE loving TWATS

They're also delaying season 6 of RuPaul's Drag Race for this.

ARE YOU TRYING TO RUIN MY LIFE, SOCHI???

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Sex Beef 2.0 posted:

archer is gay as poopie

no wonder Russia had it canceled

Photex
Apr 6, 2009




You can tell the women are going REALLY slow down that slope, remember a lot of these people couldn't even complete the X-Games slope course 2ish weeks ago.

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

the stands are going to collapse during one of the events and it's going to be revealed that it was built out of stray dogs and zip ties.

flesh dance
May 6, 2009



Tardcore posted:

Where can i watch this live? Want to see this trainwreck unfold before my very eyes

Apparently you can watch it on the NBC website, but it requires you to have a cable/satellite TV provider, which is hella lame. I don't know why they're not letting people who don't subscribe to a TV service just throw :10bux: or something at them to log in and watch it, if they don't want to provide free streaming. I want live access to the first Dog Incident. :(

you irl
Jan 22, 2014

Do Not Resuscitate posted:

Norway's curling team:



homos spotted, kill squad incoming

frank.club
Jan 15, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
They're playing ice ice baby over this chick wrecking

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

Три полоски,
три по три полоски

Photex posted:

You can tell the women are going REALLY slow down that slope, remember a lot of these people couldn't even complete the X-Games slope course 2ish weeks ago.

Not going to lie, thoes jumps are loving huge.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
I dont give a gently caress what anyone says Norwegians are alright in my books, never met a bad one. Swedes can be some frigid vaginas though seriously

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE

duTrieux. posted:

the stands are going to collapse during one of the events and it's going to be revealed that it was built out of stray dogs and zip ties.

The only reason it fall is someone stole tarp.

frank.club
Jan 15, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lol Anderson crushed that poo poo so hard she doesn't even have to go again

Photex
Apr 6, 2009




Preoptopus posted:

Not going to lie, thoes jumps are loving huge.

these jumps dwarf the x-games jumps, they really are loving massive and as you just saw can be dangerous. Shaun White was smart to pull out of this, no point in blowing out his knees on that last jump

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
So what's the bookie saying on terrorist attacks?

Chechens?

Dagistanis?

CHicoms?

Comedy Option: Vladimir Putinside Job

EvilTobaccoExec
Dec 22, 2003

Criminals are a superstitious, cowardly lot, so my disguise must be able to strike terror into their hearts!

Monkey Fracas posted:

Russian gold medalist disqualified after it is revealed they were actually 2 dogs pretending to be a man

RUSSIA (AP) - Ukrainian medalist disqualified after being mistaken for a large dog due to excessive body hair and tail. The athlete was later cleared to play in the games once this condition was linked to birth defects caused by the Chernobyl accident and official testing confirmed 3/4 human DNA. "This whole affair is preposterous" she snarled, "just like I told them, the testing revealed only 1/8 dog DNA." This falls well below the 1/4 animal DNA restrictions implemented as 'The Moreau Code' after the infamous 1896 Greek Olympics where human-animal hybrids swept the awards before turning on the crowd. She dubbed it "the most disastrous Olympics the world has ever seen," hesitating momentarily "...well, until Sochi 2014. Did you see the building they tried to hide with a painted tarp like a Looney Toons cartoon? No seriously a painted loving tarp. Did they hire Wile E Coyote for this poo poo?" Her thoughts were cut short by what appeared to be a random seizure, however the medical personal promptly intervened. Even before hitting the ground, she had been whisked away to a recovery chamber by two large staffers and a thin, wiry man obscured by a trenchcoat, save his devilish smile, hirsute features, and what could only be described as a tail.

Sex Beef 2.0
Jan 14, 2012

Alan Smithee posted:

So what's the bookie saying on terrorist attacks?

Chechens?

Dagistanis?

CHicoms?

Comedy Option: Vladimir Putinside Job

goons, in an "edgy" attacks thats good and cool...

Kilo147
Apr 14, 2007

You remind me of the boss
What boss?
The boss with the power
What power?
The power of voodoo
Who-doo?
You do.
Do what?
Remind me of the Boss.

Alan Smithee posted:

So what's the bookie saying on terrorist attacks?

Chechens?

Dagistanis?

CHicoms?

Comedy Option: Vladimir Putinside Job

It's obviously the ECON.

CountingCrows
Apr 17, 2001

Photex posted:

these jumps dwarf the x-games jumps, they really are loving massive and as you just saw can be dangerous. Shaun White was smart to pull out of this, no point in blowing out his knees on that last jump
except for the fact that he pulled out because he is a giant baby and realized he wouldn't win.

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

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lol a stray dog popped up in the backseat russian segment of that chevy commercial.

Orthodox Rabbit
Jun 2, 2006

This game is perfect for empty-headed dunces that don't like to think much!! Of course, I'm a genius... I wonder why I'm so good at it?!

Acquire Currency! posted:

Also who is going to claim PUTIN CURES OLYMPICS first?

DOGS CURE SOCHI

I really want a Sochi themed name change now so we'll never forget its noble sacrifice to entertain the rest of the world.

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

A Pale Horse posted:

lolo jones is super starved for attention

well, that makes sense. living in iowa, they had to trot out our two winter olympians, some hockey player i'd never heard of and a sprinter. also, as a pole, i hope you're enjoying a good laugh at russia's expense. double also, post more in psp.

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

Три полоски,
три по три полоски

CountingCrows posted:

except for the fact that he pulled out because he is a giant baby and realized he wouldn't win.

Pretty much this.

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
entire experience is dogs, tarps, and terrorist threats

they are the 3 essential Sochi elements, they must remain in harmony

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

there you have it

nbc recognizing russia might be sick

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

by reading this post you have agreed to form a gay socialist micronation.
`

SarutosZero posted:

I really want a Sochi themed name change now so we'll never forget its noble sacrifice to entertain the rest of the world.

can mine be Load Bearing Chechen

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

Три полоски,
три по три полоски
Why do they always bring politics into the Olympic games!

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
But who will save the day from terorrists?

Spetsnaz?

A team of Olympians?

Cossacks?

Vladimir Putin?

or the dogs

Comedy Option: America

it's the dogs

Photex
Apr 6, 2009




NBC: People in russia just want the games to go okay, don't care what outsiders think

Skellybones
May 31, 2011




Fun Shoe

I sure hope there's a concrete slab under that gravel.

Orthodox Rabbit
Jun 2, 2006

This game is perfect for empty-headed dunces that don't like to think much!! Of course, I'm a genius... I wonder why I'm so good at it?!

QuickbreathFinisher posted:

can mine be Load Bearing Chechen

Its up to Putin to decide all of our fates

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
Seriosu question who came up with the idea of an Olympic team fighting terrorists?

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

i am he
Feb 4, 2014


dogs knew

you irl
Jan 22, 2014

Shadeoses posted:

I sure hope there's a concrete slab under that gravel.

no gravel. gravel-painted mud.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Shadeoses posted:

I sure hope there's a concrete slab under that gravel.

You Americanski are girlchildren. Russia need no labor laws

you irl
Jan 22, 2014

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
"The Sochi Olympics are at least partly about improving Russia's image to the world"


yeah sure okay mr. announcer man

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Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

Saint Freak posted:

"The Sochi Olympics are at least partly about improving Russia's image to the world"


yeah sure okay mr. announcer man

camera guy sneezes, accidentally panning left to gigantic pile of dead Chechens




It's just a trick!!! Be careful Russia dog very crafty!

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