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Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

is this kid like 15 years old?

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Pheeets
Sep 17, 2004

Are ya gonna come quietly, or am I gonna have to muss ya up?

Alan Smithee posted:

And which one is that

Comrade

Depends on who's putin it in.

Bruiser
Apr 4, 2007

by Shine
Does the IOC test for pot

hanyolo
Jul 18, 2013
I am an employee of the Microsoft Gaming Division and they pay me to defend the Xbox One on the Something Awful Forums

Mens synchronized making GBS threads to be a new Olympic event? I'll admit i'd watch it but the Australians would definitely win gold judging by the AusPol thread.

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
Oh poo poo snowboarder is gonna get executed for that one

Putin just tore up a dog when he saw that

frank.club
Jan 15, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
FIRSTACTIVEPROTEST

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
Pussy riot

Bruiser
Apr 4, 2007

by Shine
Man, Costas giving me the maloik with that loving eye

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

gently caress yeah pussy riot! down with putin!

Famous TV Dad
Nov 1, 2011

lmao bob costas saying pussy riot on my television

Bruiser
Apr 4, 2007

by Shine
can i get a super cut of Costas saying "Pussy"

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
Maybe Bob Costas is trying to subtly hint something to us that he can't say on tv, and he's doing it through winking.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


That seemed more like a passive protest than an active one but okay mr announcer guy.

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


Riotous Pussy

Internet Kraken
Apr 24, 2010

slightly amused
They can't be allowed to do this! Quick, someone throw a tarp over them!

Justin Godscock
Oct 12, 2004

Listen here, funnyman!

Vertical Lime posted:

For all the complaints about the NYC area getting the super bowl this past week the olympics would have paralyzed it

Still would have been worth it

NYC came very close to getting the 2012 Olympics and the only reason why they didn't is because the IOC hates America.

Bruiser
Apr 4, 2007

by Shine
HANNAH KEARNY'S HAIR BOTHERS ME SO loving MUCH

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
Some sort of cat party

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010


Vaginal Turbulence

Malinois
Jun 13, 2003



Just for shits n' giggles

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
Course has officially been upgraded from "HARD" to "TREACHEROUS"

frank.club
Jan 15, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Best part of the night

Pussy

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Internet Kraken posted:

They can't be allowed to do this! Quick, someone throw a tarp over them!
remove one of the chairs from their bathroom!

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
Daaaamn - video of murder hill destroying a skier

Last words before getting carted to hospital: "Do I still get to be considered an Olympian"

Nyet

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
Is this like 'break your loving ankles : the event' or what the gently caress is even happening here.

frank.club
Jan 15, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Goddamn

Sad Billionaire
Mar 31, 2009

What a twist
Fan of Britches
Do an iron cross, trigger millions of elderly Russians.

frank.club
Jan 15, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Uhm the way their legs are moving is breaking my mind

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Acquire Currency! posted:

Uhm the way their legs are moving is breaking my mind
seriously, how are they not all dead?

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

seriously, how are they not all dead?

All those bumps are the corpses of those that tried before them.

Bruiser
Apr 4, 2007

by Shine
Athleticism

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Schwarbage posted:

Do an iron cross, trigger millions of elderly Russians.

skinheads in russia make sure to trigger warning due to sensitivity

im actually surprised no group of neo nazi chuckleheads got their rear end kicked by a great war veteran

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

by reading this post you have agreed to form a gay socialist micronation.
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Gay hookup app blocked in Sochi, users threatened with arrest.

Slightly :nws:, especially if you're in Russia.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

It's a cool bonus that everybody who completes the course gets to call Shaun White a pussy

SickZip
Jul 29, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Alan Smithee posted:

Reminds me of the bathroom scene from Full Metal Jacket

do Marines seriously poo poo next to and across from each other? Cuz that is some team buildign right there

Their were stalls in my bootcamp barracks. Unfortunately only 3 stalls and 3 urinals for almost 100 in my platoon.

The instructors controlled when we could piss and would give us around a minute to do so, so I got real familiar with being jammed with 4-6 other marines in a stall while we all communally pissed. A delicate balance of not overtly meatgazing and not pissing on each other.

Finishing bootcamp without accidently touching another man's penis is one of my finest accomplishments. Not all of us made it.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

no way :suspense:

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Bruiser posted:

Does the IOC test for pot

wasn't there that canuck that tested positive for pot in 98

Justin Godscock posted:

NYC came very close to getting the 2012 Olympics and the only reason why they didn't is because the IOC hates America.

and james dolan spent millions preventing a west side stadium because it was too close to his madison square garden god i hate him

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


I know this shits been around forever, but how the gently caress do you come up with that event?

Like who in their right mind would design a ski slope like that?

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

SickZip posted:

Finishing bootcamp without accidently touching another man's penis is one of my finest accomplishments. Not all of us made it.

Did they give out a badge reward for the accomplishment?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXIvl_GladI

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Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

"very little movement in her head" :stonk:

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