2014 Drunk Thread: i guess balls are like faces and bleed a lot

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krispykremessuck: Jul 22, 2005; unlike most veterans and SA members $10 is not a meaningful expenditure for me

I'm gonna have me a swag Bar-B-Q

Cole posted:

Lol hard cider do you take it in the rear end before or after you take it in your vagina

bonus hole

# ? Feb 7, 2014 03:45

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# ? Jun 7, 2024 13:07

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Cole posted:

Lol hard cider do you take it in the rear end before or after you take it in your vagina

Both at once, duh.

# ? Feb 7, 2014 04:17

LEGIT WAR CRIMINAL: Aug 29, 2008; by XyloJW

its unbelievable how you people can make the drunk thread so loving bad every month without fail

YO GUYS GO GET DRUNK LOL

*is a 29 year old man*

# ? Feb 7, 2014 05:22

LEGIT WAR CRIMINAL: Aug 29, 2008; by XyloJW

who was the gipper who was like "im going to go back to college and slay so much pussy because i have an apartment and can buy girls booze" was that argy

# ? Feb 7, 2014 05:27

ghost bones: Apr 27, 2013; everyone is fabulous always

this thread is insanely poo poo and if u keep posting in it youre a human being and deserve to die

# ? Feb 7, 2014 05:27

gleep gloop: Aug 16, 2005; GROSS SHIT

LEGIT WAR CRIMINAL posted:

who was the gipper who was like "im going to go back to college and slay so much pussy because i have an apartment and can buy girls booze" was that argy

yes lmao ol piss hair sick shades

# ? Feb 7, 2014 05:28

Nostalgia4Infinity: Feb 27, 2007; 10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

speaking of poor life choices, whatever happened to bluesquares?

# ? Feb 7, 2014 06:38

ghost bones: Apr 27, 2013; everyone is fabulous always

too busy loving all of his sexy roommates obv

# ? Feb 7, 2014 06:40

gleep gloop: Aug 16, 2005; GROSS SHIT

*takes pic of girl obviously not paying attention*

# ? Feb 7, 2014 06:41

LEGIT WAR CRIMINAL: Aug 29, 2008; by XyloJW

lmao ima get so much pool party pussy shes inviting all her friends and they are gonna dyke out and im gonna join

- a blue squares post, like 6 months ago

# ? Feb 7, 2014 06:43

Cole: Nov 24, 2004; DUNSON'D

ghost bones posted:

this thread is insanely poo poo and if u keep posting in it youre a human being and deserve to die

ghost bones posted:

too busy loving all of his sexy roommates obv

# ? Feb 7, 2014 06:47

ghost bones: Apr 27, 2013; everyone is fabulous always

Cole posted:

o poo poo yall the ptsd addled retard owned me

btw have a good night's sleep

# ? Feb 7, 2014 06:48

Victor Vermis: Dec 21, 2004; WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

ghost bones posted:

o poo poo yall the ptsd addled retard owned me

btw have a good night's sleep

Prophet Memorial Slam.

If you successfully get a goon to off themselves we can upgrade this to a Schneidle-Driver.

# ? Feb 7, 2014 07:31

Bolow: Feb 27, 2007

http://vimeo.com/86014703 :nws:

# ? Feb 7, 2014 07:50

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Bolow posted:

http://vimeo.com/86014703

Whoa

# ? Feb 7, 2014 08:49

Dead Reckoning: Sep 13, 2011

What really makes it is the "car-door-open-with-keys-in-the-ignition" noise at the end.

# ? Feb 7, 2014 10:44

ElMaligno: Dec 31, 2004; Be Gay!
Do Crime!

genderstomper58 posted:

cool u ever gonna move up to smirnoff ice?????

no I will move to new castle brown ale which has less alcohol than the hard cider I drink.

yes, the beer i love to drink has less alcohol than cider and a little bit more than loving smirnoff ice :negative:

I should really move to rum

genderstomper58 posted:

no racial slurs so u cant report this post

also I never reported anyone, but i laughed my rear end off when people where probated for being dumb as gently caress.

# ? Feb 7, 2014 12:07

Fucitol: May 8, 2005; Ceterum autem censeo mundum esse delendam

Memento, homo, quia pulvis es, et in pulverem reverteris

ElMaligno posted:

no I will move to new castle brown ale which has less alcohol than the hard cider I drink.

yes, the beer i love to drink has less alcohol than cider and a little bit more than loving smirnoff ice

I should really move to rum

fyi these admissions are embarrassing

I am embarrassed for you

just fyi

# ? Feb 7, 2014 12:55

Cole: Nov 24, 2004; DUNSON'D

ghost bones posted:

o poo poo yall the ptsd addled retard owned me

btw have a good night's sleep

Owned

# ? Feb 7, 2014 13:27

ElMaligno: Dec 31, 2004; Be Gay!
Do Crime!

ZappDash posted:

fyi these admissions are embarrassing

I am embarrassed for you

just fyi

yes admitting that all those manly as gently caress beers i have been drinking throught the years have the same alcohol content as girly hard ciders is an embarasment for my wallet.
so i drop all pretenses and will get more efficiently drunk by investing in hard liquor

# ? Feb 7, 2014 14:31

Fucitol: May 8, 2005; Ceterum autem censeo mundum esse delendam

Memento, homo, quia pulvis es, et in pulverem reverteris

ElMaligno posted:

yes admitting that all those manly as gently caress beers i have been drinking throught the years have the same alcohol content as girly hard ciders is an embarasment for my wallet.
so i drop all pretenses and will get more efficiently drunk by investing in hard liquor

what I'm getting at is that no one really cares about your reasons for abv or cost or anything

esp if you use it as an excuse for not good booze choices

# ? Feb 7, 2014 14:44

gleep gloop: Aug 16, 2005; GROSS SHIT

ElMaligno posted:

yes admitting that all those manly as gently caress beers i have been drinking throught the years have the same alcohol content as girly hard ciders is an embarasment for my wallet.
so i drop all pretenses and will get more efficiently drunk by investing in hard liquor

I don't give a gently caress what you drink but this is an especially lame post.

# ? Feb 7, 2014 16:14

ElMaligno: Dec 31, 2004; Be Gay!
Do Crime!

ZappDash posted:

what I'm getting at is that no one really cares about your reasons for abv or cost or anything

esp if you use it as an excuse for not good booze choices

gleep gloop posted:

I don't give a gently caress what you drink but this is an especially lame post.

Here let me help you whiny little cunts out

There now you don't have to read my whining about poo poo anymore!

# ? Feb 7, 2014 17:14

gleep gloop: Aug 16, 2005; GROSS SHIT

I would prefer you just censor yourself.

# ? Feb 7, 2014 18:25

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

One day every gipper will have every other gipper on ignore.

# ? Feb 7, 2014 18:50

Ultimate Shrek Fan: May 2, 2005; by FactsAreUseless

Man GiP is getting super catty lately.

# ? Feb 7, 2014 19:58

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

Time for a new GiP Helldump/Callout thread?

# ? Feb 7, 2014 20:03

ElMaligno: Dec 31, 2004; Be Gay!
Do Crime!

Ultimate Shrek Fan posted:

Man GiP is getting super catty lately.

The only problem I got with poo poo-posting in the drunk thread is other poo poo posters complaining about other poo poo posters.

its a human centipede level of circle jerking

# ? Feb 7, 2014 20:15

Victor Vermis: Dec 21, 2004; WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

ElMaligno posted:

The only problem I got with poo poo-posting in the drunk thread is other poo poo posters complaining about other poo poo posters.

its a human centipede level of circle jerking

this is a bad post u r a bad poster

signed,

gleep gloop king of human being mountain

# ? Feb 7, 2014 20:29

gleep gloop: Aug 16, 2005; GROSS SHIT

Rather be king of human being mountain than manager of the craft services table

# ? Feb 7, 2014 20:40

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

ElMaligno posted:

The only problem I got with poo poo-posting in the drunk thread is other poo poo posters complaining about other poo poo posters.

its a human centipede level of circle jerking

BABALITY

# ? Feb 7, 2014 20:41