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Gorilla Salad posted:According to Wikipedia, the average male ejaculate is around 10ml. Hey there Myrtle, does it smell like rotting fig leaves in the fall?
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The UK guardian live blog is brilliant and very funny
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# ? Feb 7, 2014 16:44 |
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BBC broadcast is underway, no dogs sighted yet. Journalists asking locals how much they love the olympics, people saying they love the olympics but "we have wasted a lot of money"
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# ? Feb 7, 2014 16:44 |
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So what are the odds that a same sex couple kiss during the parade of nations in the opening ceremony? This is assuming, of course, that a giant gay orgy doesn't break out in the spirit of "gently caress you, Putin!"
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# ? Feb 7, 2014 16:44 |
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Toad on a Hat posted:
Remember that guy who went SPLAT against the pillar in Vancouber?
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# ? Feb 7, 2014 16:46 |
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lenoon posted:The UK guardian live blog is brilliant and very funny Holy poo poo, that is one empty stadium.
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# ? Feb 7, 2014 16:47 |
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Fishmonkey posted:Remember that guy who went SPLAT against the pillar in Vancouber? I started cringing as soon as he rounded the corner because of that. I'm happy it ended better
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# ? Feb 7, 2014 16:48 |
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INT: [Cameraman on segway approaches russian police choir in uniform singing Daft Punk's 'Get Lucky']
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Fishmonkey posted:Remember that guy who went SPLAT against the pillar in Vancouber? I was actually expecting that but this dude's like "nope"
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# ? Feb 7, 2014 16:48 |
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There is like no one there, jesus. http://olympics.cbc.ca/videos/live/video/olympic-opening-ceremony.html
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# ? Feb 7, 2014 16:49 |
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Fishmonkey posted:Remember that guy who went SPLAT against the pillar in Vancouber? Holy poo poo, that looks like the same kind of turn and everything.
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# ? Feb 7, 2014 16:50 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4CEaoNADiY Haha, this is a great little Canadian ad for the Olympics.
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# ? Feb 7, 2014 16:51 |
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We are making a drinking game at home, yes. Bottle of Stolichnaya. Swig every time dog run on camera. Swig every time security shoots avtomat. Swig if security shoot at dog. Another if carcass covered with tarp and sprayed white. Drain bottle if terrorist attack. Is good plan, we think. Plenty of kolbasa to eat. Yes.
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# ? Feb 7, 2014 17:01 |
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t.a.t.u. just performed nobody really filmed it
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# ? Feb 7, 2014 17:02 |
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Sochi prediction: after an embarrassingly obvious lack of spectators during the opening ceremony, Russian citizens will be paid/forcibly bussed in to fill out the crowd during subsequent events.
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# ? Feb 7, 2014 17:02 |
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twoday posted:Sochi prediction: after an embarrassingly obvious lack of spectators during the opening ceremony, Russian citizens will be paid/forcibly bussed in to fill out the crowd during subsequent events. Just put hats on dogs. Solves two problems!
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# ? Feb 7, 2014 17:03 |
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twoday posted:Sochi prediction: after an embarrassingly obvious lack of spectators during the opening ceremony, Russian citizens will be paid/forcibly bussed in to fill out the crowd during subsequent events. Thousands of soldiers deployed to stands with orders to dig in and fortify seats against dogs/gays
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# ? Feb 7, 2014 17:04 |
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It's started? loving channel Ten 'LIVE' stream for Aus is still making GBS threads through the lovely pre-ramble until it starts. FFS.
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# ? Feb 7, 2014 17:04 |
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Please don't let me be subjected to NBC's coverage of the Opening. They pissed me off last time with "Oh, you don't need to see this part of the opening because it's sad and only has to do with British people so let's cut to 30 minutes of Michael Phelps saying how grateful he is we let him come back after Bonggate. And now we're back to live coverage aaaaand this part sucks as well because we said it does so let's go to the women's gymnastics team and how happy are you t...." gently caress you, NBC. And gently caress you, American Cable System.
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# ? Feb 7, 2014 17:05 |
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Crewmine posted:Thousands of soldiers deployed to stands with orders to dig in and fortify seats against dogs/gays Sounds in line with Russian hazing.
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# ? Feb 7, 2014 17:05 |
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Here's a decent stream of the BBC feed (almost-HD): http://www.vipboxus.co/winter-sports/206160/4/sochi-2014-opening-ceremony---winter-olympics-sochi-2014-live-stream-online.html I think it starts in 8 minutes or so
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# ? Feb 7, 2014 17:06 |
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did it start already? No, drat this is the longest hour in my life
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# ? Feb 7, 2014 17:07 |
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Haha poo poo. So the TenPlay site is apparently only a catch up thing. If you want to watch it actually live you have to download a lovely iOS/Android app. And then they'll bitch later in the future that no-one in Aus watched it and they'll wonder why
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# ? Feb 7, 2014 17:07 |
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Croccers posted:It's started? Seriously = the BBC is still running fluff as well. Come on, Beeb! I've got dogs to shoot, er papers to mark.
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# ? Feb 7, 2014 17:09 |
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I'm seeing a live video with commentary inside the stadium but nothing is going on yet.
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# ? Feb 7, 2014 17:12 |
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90 SECONDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! edit: this is now the ceremony GDT
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# ? Feb 7, 2014 17:12 |
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Live coverage without commentary http://m.bbc.co.uk/sport/live/winter-olympics/25885398
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# ? Feb 7, 2014 17:13 |
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it's starting
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# ? Feb 7, 2014 17:13 |
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Beeb having sound troubles.
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# ? Feb 7, 2014 17:13 |
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IT BEGINS holy poo poo there really are a lot of empty seats
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# ? Feb 7, 2014 17:14 |
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ITS STARTING
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# ? Feb 7, 2014 17:14 |
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Yay. It's started on the BBC. Gah -- I've got to run off in 15 minutes to do some stuff for school; that'll be exactly when the bear punching is. No, gently caress the alphabet. Get on with it!
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# ? Feb 7, 2014 17:14 |
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Congrats Russia for making me care about watching the olympics.
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# ? Feb 7, 2014 17:14 |
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I KNOW HOW THIS ENDS Z edit: wait gently caress maybe not
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# ? Feb 7, 2014 17:14 |
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I am learning so much Russian
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# ? Feb 7, 2014 17:14 |
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Hahaha, those empty seats. If a stadium collapses and there's no one to hear it, does it make a sound?
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# ? Feb 7, 2014 17:15 |
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Watch out little girl, the gays are gonna get you
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# ? Feb 7, 2014 17:15 |
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Can't watch.
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# ? Feb 7, 2014 17:15 |
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in this ceremony we celebrate all 26 of russias achievements, starting with A
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# ? Feb 7, 2014 17:15 |
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Stevie Lee posted:I KNOW HOW THIS ENDS
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