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Gorilla Salad posted:According to Wikipedia, the average male ejaculate is around 10ml. Hey there Myrtle, does it smell like rotting fig leaves in the fall?
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BBC broadcast is underway, no dogs sighted yet. Journalists asking locals how much they love the olympics, people saying they love the olympics but "we have wasted a lot of money"
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So what are the odds that a same sex couple kiss during the parade of nations in the opening ceremony? This is assuming, of course, that a giant gay orgy doesn't break out in the spirit of "gently caress you, Putin!"
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lenoon posted:The UK guardian live blog is brilliant and very funny Holy poo poo, that is one empty stadium.
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Fishmonkey posted:Remember that guy who went SPLAT against the pillar in Vancouber? I started cringing as soon as he rounded the corner because of that. I'm happy it ended better 
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INT: [Cameraman on segway approaches russian police choir in uniform singing Daft Punk's 'Get Lucky']
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Fishmonkey posted:Remember that guy who went SPLAT against the pillar in Vancouber? I was actually expecting that but this dude's like "nope"
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There is like no one there, jesus. http://olympics.cbc.ca/videos/live/video/olympic-opening-ceremony.html
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Fishmonkey posted:Remember that guy who went SPLAT against the pillar in Vancouber? Holy poo poo, that looks like the same kind of turn and everything.
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We are making a drinking game at home, yes. Bottle of Stolichnaya. Swig every time dog run on camera. Swig every time security shoots avtomat. Swig if security shoot at dog. Another if carcass covered with tarp and sprayed white. Drain bottle if terrorist attack. Is good plan, we think. Plenty of kolbasa to eat. Yes.
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Sochi prediction: after an embarrassingly obvious lack of spectators during the opening ceremony, Russian citizens will be paid/forcibly bussed in to fill out the crowd during subsequent events.
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twoday posted:Sochi prediction: after an embarrassingly obvious lack of spectators during the opening ceremony, Russian citizens will be paid/forcibly bussed in to fill out the crowd during subsequent events. Just put hats on dogs. Solves two problems!
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twoday posted:Sochi prediction: after an embarrassingly obvious lack of spectators during the opening ceremony, Russian citizens will be paid/forcibly bussed in to fill out the crowd during subsequent events. Thousands of soldiers deployed to stands with orders to dig in and fortify seats against dogs/gays
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Please don't let me be subjected to NBC's coverage of the Opening. They pissed me off last time with "Oh, you don't need to see this part of the opening because it's sad and only has to do with British people so let's cut to 30 minutes of Michael Phelps saying how grateful he is we let him come back after Bonggate. And now we're back to live coverage aaaaand this part sucks as well because we said it does so let's go to the women's gymnastics team and how happy are you t...." gently caress you, NBC. And gently caress you, American Cable System.
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Crewmine posted:Thousands of soldiers deployed to stands with orders to dig in and fortify seats against dogs/gays Sounds in line with Russian hazing.
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Here's a decent stream of the BBC feed (almost-HD): http://www.vipboxus.co/winter-sports/206160/4/sochi-2014-opening-ceremony---winter-olympics-sochi-2014-live-stream-online.html I think it starts in 8 minutes or so
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Haha poo poo. So the TenPlay site is apparently only a catch up thing. If you want to watch it actually live you have to download a lovely iOS/Android app. And then they'll bitch later in the future that no-one in Aus watched it and they'll wonder why 
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Croccers posted:It's started? Seriously = the BBC is still running fluff as well. Come on, Beeb! I've got dogs to shoot, er papers to mark.
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90 SECONDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! edit: this is now the ceremony GDT
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Live coverage without commentary http://m.bbc.co.uk/sport/live/winter-olympics/25885398
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IT BEGINS holy poo poo there really are a lot of empty seats
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Yay. It's started on the BBC. Gah -- I've got to run off in 15 minutes to do some stuff for school; that'll be exactly when the bear punching is. No, gently caress the alphabet. Get on with it!
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Congrats Russia for making me care about watching the olympics.
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I KNOW HOW THIS ENDS Z edit: wait gently caress maybe not
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Hahaha, those empty seats. If a stadium collapses and there's no one to hear it, does it make a sound?
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in this ceremony we celebrate all 26 of russias achievements, starting with A
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Stevie Lee posted:I KNOW HOW THIS ENDS
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