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Red Metal
Oct 23, 2012

Let me tell you about Homestuck

Fun Shoe

Kreeblah posted:

poo poo, I missed it. What broke?

there were supposed to be five giant snowflakes which transformed into the rings, but the last one didn't open

e: from the last page

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Katana Gomai
Jan 14, 2007

"Thus," concluded Miyamoto, "you must give up everything you have to be my disciple."

The empty seats are reserved for the athletes btw, but it looks abysmal

you irl
Jan 22, 2014

Kreeblah posted:

poo poo, I missed it. What broke?

Putins pants fell down and everybody laughed at his wiener

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


isn't this the communist russia anthem?

Noni
Jul 8, 2003
ASK ME ABOUT DEFRAUDING GOONS WITH HOT DOGS AND HOW I BANNED EPIC HAMCAT

Kreeblah posted:

poo poo, I missed it. What broke?

Edit: beaten

A Pale Horse
Jul 29, 2007

Telemarchitect posted:

I'm the empty seats behind the choir

To be fair, those are probably for the athletes after they enter.

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



this is the best anthem ever

Fool and the World
Dec 8, 2010

Schwarbage posted:

Meanwhile, in the operations center

Greyhawk
May 30, 2001


these hymn-singing guys look intense

Fat Ogre
Dec 31, 2007

Guns don't kill people.

I do.

Is message that everyone is welcome at Olympics except the homogays.

Homogays should be shot into the sun. We are wery big on symbolism in Russia.

thunderspanks
Nov 5, 2003

crucify this


This anthem owns.

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE

Pollyanna posted:

isn't this the communist russia anthem?

Everyone hated the post-soviet anthem so they went back to this one with new words

Mimetastic
Nov 10, 2009


:ussr:

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


Noni posted:

They did this opening butthole snowflake thing with the olympic rings, and one of them didn't work.

four of olympic ring open for homo butt sex, one ring not

four olympic ring dead in gulag

other ring is potato

Fool and the World
Dec 8, 2010

Pollyanna posted:

isn't this the communist russia anthem?

After paying for the permits for it they couldn't afford a different one

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Telemarchitect posted:

I'm the empty seats behind the choir

What empty seats? Clearly the audience was smart enough to congregate on the side facing the choir to get the best experience. They'll go back round afterwards :colbert:.

walking
Nov 27, 2013

Pollyanna posted:

isn't this the communist russia anthem?

why waste a good anthem, just change a few words, nobody will notice

Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
people with lights not at all synchronized, probably drunk. China did it better.

Number19
May 14, 2003

HOCKEY OWNS
FUCK YEAH


Pollyanna posted:

isn't this the communist russia anthem?

They made a new one when the USSR fell but the people didn't like it so they adapted the USSR one to this

It owns. It's the most Russian thing possible

A Pale Horse
Jul 29, 2007

Greyhawk posted:

these hymn-singing guys look intense

All Slavic men have that look of disgust and resignation. Its the male version of bitchface.

Orthodox Rabbit
Jun 2, 2006

This game is perfect for empty-headed dunces that don't like to think much!! Of course, I'm a genius... I wonder why I'm so good at it?!
I think those are light up fur hats which kinda owns.

Katana Gomai
Jan 14, 2007

"Thus," concluded Miyamoto, "you must give up everything you have to be my disciple."

If the NFL could pull this off, I wouldn't have to mute my TV everytime they sing the US anthem

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:
Some people believe the rings represent the continents of the world, and the Americas are the last unopened one. Russian nuclear strike on the US confirmed.

a glitch
Jun 27, 2008

no wait stop

Soiled Meat
Dont you guys see, they got a hint that a gay was gonna try and gently caress that fifth hole. This was the only way to prevent this from happening.

Also :ussr:

Paradox Personified
Mar 15, 2010

:sun: SoroScrew :sun:

Plavski posted:

turn your back to the woods!

Drugs are like this, too.

midnightclimax
Dec 3, 2011

by XyloJW
soviet hymn best hymn

Croccers
Jun 15, 2012
Australia's TenPlay web-stream seems to have poo poo itself already.

Telemarchitect
Oct 1, 2009

TOUCH THE KNOB

Pollyanna posted:

isn't this the communist russia anthem?

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
can someone link me to a stream tia

with a rebel yell she QQd
Jan 18, 2007

Villain


Octavion posted:

Soviet National Anthem spotted. :ussr:

That was The Internationale!

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
"How many rings open."

"Four."

"No, five ring."

"You are mistaken. It is five rings."

"IT IS FOUR RINGS!"

Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
people around Putin waiting to clap after him. Truly an aura of fear.

Twat le Piss
Aug 4, 2004

Grimey Drawer

thunderspanks posted:

This anthem owns.

It's poo poo. Cut to doughy faced tiny Russians - a success according to them

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010


Ty

Fool and the World
Dec 8, 2010

Toad on a Hat posted:

can someone link me to a stream tia

lots of stupid ads but it works for me http://www.vipboxus.co/uk-tv/65473/1/bbc-2-london-live-stream-online.html

Jibo
May 22, 2007

Bear Witness
College Slice
Someone in the lower right of the flag was obviously going to the wrong spot then was like "oh poo poo" and to book it to the gap they left.

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!
No Putin tear. I feel robbed.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

thanks comrade!

Morpheus
Apr 18, 2008

My favourite little monsters

Germstore posted:

"How many rings open."

"Four."

"No, five ring."

"You are mistaken. It is five rings."

"IT IS FOUR RINGS!"

THERE...ARE...FOUR...LIGHTS RINGS!

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Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Red Metal posted:

there were supposed to be five giant snowflakes which transformed into the rings, but the last one didn't open

e: from the last page


meaning someone gets poisoned in two months time.

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