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A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

this torch will burn forever and be the only heat source in all of russia
the caucasus is home to a bunch of pipelines...

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davebo
Nov 15, 2006

Parallel lines do meet, but they do it incognito
College Slice

SarutosZero posted:

Putting tarps on top of more tarps isn't going to solve the problem.

It couldn't hurt!

Bluedust
Jan 7, 2009

by Ralp
I went and took a poo poo, they're STILL shooting fireworks?

perceptron
Aug 8, 2007

Ah the sounds of Stalingrad..

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

SarutosZero posted:

Putting tarps on top of more tarps isn't going to solve the problem.

if man find problem not solvable by tarp, cover man with tarp

Sakarja
Oct 19, 2003

"Our masters have not heard the people's voice for generations and it is much, much louder than they care to remember."

Capitalism is the problem. Anarchism is the answer. Join an anarchist union today!

SarutosZero posted:

Putting tarps on top of more tarps isn't going to solve the problem.

Counterrevolutionary spotted. Please report for re-education.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

and all 20 people in attendance for the opening ceremony begin to file out

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice
Ha, pop culture in London, listen to that, Sergei. We have best culture. Do a favor when you are done petting stray dog and hand me two dollar gallon jug of kerosene wodka

keevo
Jun 16, 2011

:burger:WAKE UP:burger:

FrozenVent posted:

You mean when the flame thing failed to move?

my bad i was thinking of london's.

NeuroticLich
Oct 30, 2012

Grimey Drawer
I hope they add fireworks as an obstacle for all of the games. Assuming there are any left over.

Sad Billionaire
Mar 31, 2009

What a twist
Fan of Britches

FrozenVent posted:

You mean when the flame thing failed to move?


So awkward

Tipps
Apr 18, 2006


party in the front

business in the back
I got pulled into a meeting and didnt get to see the end of the ceremonies/lighting the cauldron. :smith:

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

opening ceremony closes with rihanna

Hulk Smash!
Jul 14, 2004


Copycats :canada:

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


As a country, Russia is cool and good

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!

what is that? its so loving ugly

Orthodox Rabbit
Jun 2, 2006

This game is perfect for empty-headed dunces that don't like to think much!! Of course, I'm a genius... I wonder why I'm so good at it?!
Please change my name to Two Tarps in Sochi

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

woah, what's this about hijacked planes?

Fool and the World
Dec 8, 2010

Tipps posted:

I got pulled into a meeting and didnt get to see the end of the ceremonies/lighting the cauldron. :smith:

It was pretty sweet but watch NBC(?) tonight to catch the stuff you missed

Sombrerotron
Aug 1, 2004

Release my children! My hat is truly great and mighty.

Watch out for drunk terrorists

Adventure Pigeon
Nov 8, 2005

I am a master storyteller.
now the audience will leave

some will find their hotels have gone missing

others will find all their luggage has been stolen

most will find their rooms have been infested with dogs

keevo
Jun 16, 2011

:burger:WAKE UP:burger:
Wait what was she saying about alcohol?

thunderspanks
Nov 5, 2003

crucify this


hahaha "BUT, ukranian authorities, while confirming the (hijacking) story, believe he was quite drunk"

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice
them fuckin drunk talibans get me so mad

Sad Billionaire
Mar 31, 2009

What a twist
Fan of Britches

serious norman posted:

what is that? its so loving ugly

Looks like something you'd get custom made from bad dragon

Photex
Apr 6, 2009




Ukranian tried to hijack a plane to fly it into Sochi, Pilot stopped him because he was too drunk.

Also no one talking about how this guy is going to disappear tonight for mentioning the Mistress?

Orthodox Rabbit
Jun 2, 2006

This game is perfect for empty-headed dunces that don't like to think much!! Of course, I'm a genius... I wonder why I'm so good at it?!

Adventure Pigeon posted:

most will find their rooms have been infested with dogs

Ok let's be fair the dogs were already there the first time they got to their rooms.

Adventure Pigeon
Nov 8, 2005

I am a master storyteller.

SarutosZero posted:

Ok let's be fair the dogs were already there the first time they got to their rooms.

well, yes

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

Photex posted:

Also no one talking about how this guy is going to disappear tonight for mentioning the Mistress?

Who, comrade?

Megafunk
Oct 19, 2010

YEAH!

Adventure Pigeon posted:

now the audience will leave

some will find their hotels have gone missing

others will find all their luggage has been stolen

most will find their rooms have been infested with dogs

They will open the door to leave and be greeted with a tarp placed over the frame that is the same colour as the wall.

Photex
Apr 6, 2009




GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

Who, comrade?

Who indeed.

Noni
Jul 8, 2003
ASK ME ABOUT DEFRAUDING GOONS WITH HOT DOGS AND HOW I BANNED EPIC HAMCAT

keevo posted:

Wait what was she saying about alcohol?

Terrorism is okay if you're drunk enough :confused: :tarpdog:

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



Megafunk posted:

They will open the door to leave and be greeted with a tarp placed over the frame that is the same colour as the wall.

you assume all doors have handle

decadent western pig

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





serious norman posted:

what is that? its so loving ugly

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

Noni posted:

Terrorism is okay if you're drunk enough :confused: :tarpdog:
Drunk dude wanting to go to the olympics is not terrorism!

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice
The hijacking was a misguided attempt to deliver desperately-needed pillows to Sochi

Paradox Personified
Mar 15, 2010

:sun: SoroScrew :sun:

you irl posted:

go out go out go out go out go out go out go out

Vintersorg posted:

please gently caress up
please gently caress up
please gently caress up
please gently caress up

Dank Fishbong posted:

hurry up you loving old guy
Aw drat it didn't explode.

Paradox Personified fucked around with this message at 20:12 on Feb 7, 2014

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Fool and the World
Dec 8, 2010

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

The hijacking was a misguided attempt to deliver desperately-needed pillows to Sochi

If they had landed that sucker in the country it would have effectively doubled the amount pillows available

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GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice
YES SHOW US SOME loving SELFIES WELCOME TO 2014

also goddamn this woman could dig ditches with her shovel-chin

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