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Orthodox Rabbit
Jun 2, 2006

This game is perfect for empty-headed dunces that don't like to think much!! Of course, I'm a genius... I wonder why I'm so good at it?!
Voted *

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Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Spacedad posted:

Voted fi....four.

lol

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Spacedad posted:

Voted fi....four.

Spacedad
Sep 11, 2001

We go play orbital catch around the curvature of the earth, son.
And thus begins the campaign to get this thread permanently rated a rock solid four.

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien

Bro Dad posted:

Sochi 2014 Megathread 1: OoOo*

lol

Dogan
Aug 2, 2006
I don't care if this has already been posted

Spacedad
Sep 11, 2001

We go play orbital catch around the curvature of the earth, son.
'These foreigners, gays, non-christians, westerner values, and dissenting intellectual critics are RUINING ARE CUNTRY AND OUR SUPERIOR VALUES.'


*executes hand-crafted vanity project for the country's leader*

Adventure Pigeon
Nov 8, 2005

I am a master storyteller.

Insanite posted:

Clearly decadent westerners are looking to make a mountain out of a molehill.

Russia has no problems with racism at all.


quote:

In a rare case, CSKA was ordered to play a game in an empty stadium last November as punishment after one of its fans threw a flare that struck an opposing player.

russia fan throw flare at opposing team

russia gloriously play alone

russia sweep medals


edit: holy poo poo. how officials move asylum seekers to their court hearings

quote:

As an example, he describes how they are taken to Perm for their court hearings.

"When they have to take us by car, they put us in the boot - the closed boot of a car - for 100km."

Adventure Pigeon fucked around with this message at 21:14 on Feb 7, 2014

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Von Sloneker
Jul 6, 2009

as if all this was something more
than another footnote on a postcard from nowhere,
another chapter in the handbook for exercises in futility
"until one didn't"

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
AP Wire-

Light show display operator bear fired for excessive drinking on job

Spacedad
Sep 11, 2001

We go play orbital catch around the curvature of the earth, son.
What's your guys favorite failures.

One of mine is the characteristically 'russian traditional value' of blaming your critics and citing non-extant conspiracies for your own corrupt/incompetent failings with the deputy prime minister.

He blamed the problems with the buildings on foreign saboteurs - but he then demonstrated the characteristically russian traditional value of incompetence (and creepiness) with a freudian slip that made it sound like they're filming people in the shower. (They aren't, but the other surveillance is still creepy and bad.)

Thank goodness there's no gay propaganda anywhere, I would have been so worried that we would have any sodomites distracting from the march of incredible integrity and superior ingenuity on display here.

WastedJoker
Oct 29, 2011

Fiery the angels fell. Deep thunder rolled around their shoulders... burning with the fires of Orc.

Spacedad posted:

'These foreigners, gays, non-christians, westerner values, and dissenting intellectual critics are RUINING ARE CUNTRY AND OUR SUPERIOR VALUES.'


*executes hand-crafted vanity project for the country's leader*



What's the significance of this?

Spacedad
Sep 11, 2001

We go play orbital catch around the curvature of the earth, son.

WastedJoker posted:

What's the significance of this?

Try counting to five.

frank.club
Jan 15, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
We've all seen the google image right?

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

WastedJoker posted:

What's the significance of this?

It's the most iconic failure of Putin's Games.

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



WastedJoker posted:

What's the significance of this?

it failed to open

sochi is hilarious

dogs for everyone

Rated PG-34
Jul 1, 2004




Do we have gifs of the creepy animatronic mascots yet.

Tipps
Apr 18, 2006


party in the front

business in the back

Spacedad posted:

with a freudian slip that made it sound like they're filming people in the shower. (They aren't, but the surveillance is still creepy and bad.)

They probably tried to install shower cams but they ended up embedded in the concrete between two floors.






No concrete, only tarps and mortar smeared on the outside of buildings.

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





WastedJoker posted:

What's the significance of this?

There. Are. Four. Rings.

Rinkles
Oct 24, 2010

What I'm getting at is...
Do you feel the same way?

Spacedad posted:

He blamed the problems with the buildings on foreign saboteurs - but he then demonstrated the characteristically russian traditional value of incompetence (and creepiness) with a freudian slip that made it sound like they're filming people in the shower. (They aren't, but the other surveillance is still creepy and bad.

If that was a Freudian slip, what did he mean to say?

Insanite
Aug 30, 2005


:effort:

Orthodox Rabbit
Jun 2, 2006

This game is perfect for empty-headed dunces that don't like to think much!! Of course, I'm a genius... I wonder why I'm so good at it?!

Tipps posted:

They probably tried to install shower cams but they ended up embedded in the concrete between two floors.

The shower cams were just workers hiding behind the wall tarps in your bathroom with one of those old-timey light exposure cameras that took forever.

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



SaltLick posted:

There. Are. Four. Rings.

:golfclap:

Spacedad
Sep 11, 2001

We go play orbital catch around the curvature of the earth, son.

Tipps posted:

They probably tried to install shower cams but they ended up embedded in the concrete between two floors.






No concrete, only tarps and mortar smeared on the outside of buildings.

They aren't filming people in the shower, but they're installing grounding wires to the shower pipes right there in the shower!

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

WastedJoker posted:

What's the significance of this?

Is no significance here except significantly glorious russian opening ceremony!

Do you see something wrong? I see nothing wrong here

Guido Merkens
Jun 18, 2003

The price of greatness is responsibility.
more tarp, delete red ring from logo

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Hahaha holy poo poo only thing missing is the unopened olympic rings thing.

midnightclimax
Dec 3, 2011

by XyloJW

what's up with that dogs ear? is that blood because he killed someone?

midnightclimax
Dec 3, 2011

by XyloJW

Spacedad posted:

They aren't filming people in the shower, but they're installing grounding wires to the shower pipes right there in the shower!



it's called 'funky shower' you don't get it

Spacedad
Sep 11, 2001

We go play orbital catch around the curvature of the earth, son.

Needs more tarp, toilets, and the 5th ring not opening.

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001




needs a few elements of these pictures in it

VirtualBalboa
Dec 25, 2012

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

:siren:Origin of stray dogs discovered:siren:

Thwomp
Apr 10, 2003

BA-DUHHH

Grimey Drawer

I smell a new photoshop thread.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
So whats up with all the stray dogs anyways? Maybe this was covered, but someone told me it was because the locals got kicked out of their houses and the 'new' places they were shipped to didn't allow dogs.

Bloody Holly
May 29, 2007

the George Washington of breadfucking
88*

Spacedad
Sep 11, 2001

We go play orbital catch around the curvature of the earth, son.
Tell us again how us westerners and eurozoners are inferior and corrupting of your traditional russian values, Putin. Because you guys obviously do everything so much better than us.

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Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

is that a big paper mache head

All the artistry of a small-town highschool homecoming parade

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