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Spacedad posted:Tell us again how us westerners and eurozoners are inferior and corrupting of your traditional russian values, Putin. Because you guys obviously do everything so much better than us. Quoted for truth.
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Darth123123 posted:So whats up with all the stray dogs anyways? Maybe this was covered, but someone told me it was because the locals got kicked out of their houses and the 'new' places they were shipped to didn't allow dogs. Dogs:Russia::Pigeons:US
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Darth123123 posted:So whats up with all the stray dogs anyways? Maybe this was covered, but someone told me it was because the locals got kicked out of their houses and the 'new' places they were shipped to didn't allow dogs. A lot of them are likely owned by people who got their houses bulldozed to make room for everything. They're really fat and happy looking for a bunch of strays.
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Darth123123 posted:So whats up with all the stray dogs anyways? Maybe this was covered, but someone told me it was because the locals got kicked out of their houses and the 'new' places they were shipped to didn't allow dogs. Longstanding problem with the sochi area (and russia in general) due to incompetence and mismanagement of animal control. See, civilized countries deal with problems like this with an organized effort to neuter strays. Countries that stumble about in a drunken stupor babbling about "ARE VALUES!!!!" throw tarps over the hoarder-like messes they create.
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Blast of Confetti posted:A lot of them are likely owned by people who got their houses bulldozed to make room for everything. They're really fat and happy looking for a bunch of strays.
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Bro Dad posted:Sochi 2014 Megathread 1: OoOo* I love you guys. 
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Spacedad posted:Tell us again how us westerners and eurozoners are inferior and corrupting of your traditional russian values, Putin. Because you guys obviously do everything so much better than us. He doesn't give a gently caress. These games were only there for Putin to funnel off large portions of the 51 billion dollars. He is most assuredly satisfied with everything as long as he got his billions.
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npr on sochi doges quote:"The poison did hit. But you see, a dogcatcher shoots from a pipe with a syringe. Apparently it came off but still she got some of it," she says. "He thought she was dead. He took her thinking she was dead and threw her into the car. And when he opened the door she jumped out." blowpipe dog massacre
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Adventure Pigeon posted:bear looks like he's getting his dick sucked the russian bear awakes with morning wood
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Feb 7, 2014 21:38
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I like that Sochi has rough edges, it's like life. You americans can only deal with reality when it comes in some kind of Disney-World-package. That's not real, you know.
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you irl posted:the russian bear awakes with morning wood his new name is blowjob bear
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you irl posted:the russian bear awakes with morning wood surely comrade, you mean the russian bear awakes pitching the tarp
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midnightclimax posted:I like that Sochi has rough edges, it's like life. You americans can only deal with reality when it comes in some kind of Disney-World-package. That's not real, you know. I like it when you're rough to me
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Agrajag posted:He doesn't give a gently caress. These games were only there for Putin to funnel off large portions of the 51 billion dollars. He is most assuredly satisfied with everything as long as he got his billions. Actually, this whole thing was meant as a vanity project for him, and Putin is known to have a really fragile ego. So he's probably livid about all this right now.
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Spacedad posted:I'm starting to think that idiocracy is just a movie about an American who wakes up in Sochi. Or a Russian that wakes up in Kansas.
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Spacedad posted:Actually, this whole thing was meant as a vanity project for him, and Putin is known to have a really fragile ego. So he's probably livid about all this right now. I think he'll survive the ordeal considering the billions of dollars that have disappeared during the construction.
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putin will do it again with the world cup and again if he gets the summer olympics lol
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I'm starting to feel pretty bummed out that there aren't stray dogs just, like, all around where I live. gently caress you Bob Barker
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I totally forgot Tatu had the video with girls kissing in the rain. I thought the joke was just about 90's one hit wonders.
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so all the cool stuff that was omitted from history segments, wars and revolutions - that was because of IOC rules that prohibits such depictions in a moneyshot parade which is hillarious because without the violence all that is left from Russian history is country fairs, lords dancing with ladies, soviet baby boomers dancing swing and some cool constructivism art Peter the Great sailing... somewhere, not to kick Swedes in the nuts, no trendy Russian neo-nazi magazine (edited by the gooniest fucklord imaginable) appreciated the lack of victory in WWII, you know, the moment when Russia became a superpower Medvedev slept through the half of the ceremony lmao
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the olympics rule this is awesome i love this poo poo
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Adventure Pigeon posted:the dogs are pretty much the best part of sochi and they're dumb as hell for wanting to kill them rather than import more in 
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Adventure Pigeon posted:the dogs are pretty much the best part of sochi and they're dumb as hell for wanting to kill them rather than import more in 
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aeternum posted:Or a Russian that wakes up in Kansas. gently caress you? Our water is quite potable even frequently from hand dug wells, and we have these things called building codes.
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Dogan posted:I don't care if this has already been posted Everdraed please edit this so that there's only four rings
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midnightclimax posted:I like that Sochi has rough edges, it's like life. You americans can only deal with reality when it comes in some kind of Disney-World-package. That's not real, you know. The most neo-realist olympics.
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I like that Sochi is basically just a much larger version of the pikey campsite from Snatch.
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Are the Sochi dogs a legit hazard or just a nuisance? Because I'm the kind of rear end in a top hat that would go to Sochi and give them all food and pet them all day.
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Telemarchitect posted:Everdraed please edit this so that there's only four rings bonus points for embedding red alert music. thanks in advance.
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