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Portals
Apr 18, 2012

Jippa posted:

Is this real or from tv/film?

It's from Idiocracy.

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Happy_Misanthrope
Aug 3, 2007

"I wanted to kill you, go to your funeral, and anyone who showed up to mourn you, I wanted to kill them too."

Jippa posted:

Is this real or from tv/film?

It's real. Costco's new policy.

Some stores offer hugs.

e: you're no fun portals

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Silentman0 posted:

Sochi construction is super corrupt, but they have more whole toilets than half toilets.
Not if you also count each whole toilet as two halves.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Purgatory Glory posted:

Olympic protest count reaches 1 with Russian Snowboarder sporting a Pussy Riot Snowboard:


The "avalanche" that kills him after the Olympics is going to be so unfortunate.

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe

The greatest documentary of our generation.

BooDoug187
Apr 8, 2005

Don't you fear the yetis in Rio?

Shrapnac posted:

The "avalanche" that kills him after the Olympics is going to be so unfortunate.

He fell down an elevator shaft and landing on a bunch of bullets.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

veedubfreak posted:

The greatest documentary of our generation.

I like Idiocracy a lot, and it is really funny as a satire of what happens when we're uncritical of modern capitalism, but these kinds of sayings make the person saying them look as stupid as the caricatures in the movie.

tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

mind the walrus posted:

I like Idiocracy a lot, and it is really funny as a satire of what happens when we're uncritical of modern capitalism, but these kinds of sayings make the person saying them look as stupid as the caricatures in the movie.

Dont wanna sound like a dick or nuthin, but why you talking like a fag and poo poo?

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wwv89ZS9J0

mind the walrus has a new favorite as of 19:05 on Feb 7, 2014

GAINING WEIGHT...
Mar 26, 2007

See? Science proves the JewsMuslims are inferior and must be purged! I'm not a racist, honest!

Black people can't be Irish!!!!!!!!!!!

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

GAINING WEIGHT... posted:

Black people can't be Irish!!!!!!!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akEC4UGX-8g

Jibo
May 22, 2007

Bear Witness
College Slice
They had these snowflakes that turned into the Olympic rings in today's opening ceremony. Kind of.

bilperkins2
Nov 22, 2004

Fashion for Dogz
:france:

Jibo posted:

They had these snowflakes that turned into the Olympic rings in today's opening ceremony. Kind of.



I was hoping for something like this to happen, something that perfectly encapsulates this Olympics.

GruntyThrst
Oct 9, 2007

*clang*

bilperkins2 posted:

I was hoping for something like this to happen, something that perfectly encapsulates this Olympics.

Eh, every ceremony has some big mechanical thing that fails. It's practically a part of the show now.

Philip J Fry
Apr 25, 2007

go outside and have a blast
Sochi's olympic rings are just trolling Bob Costas' eye.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.


is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

Crossposting this from the badass pics thread:



Katie Uhlaender's outfit for the skeleton event. It's so :911: it hurts.

stubblyhead
Sep 13, 2007

That is treason, Johnny!

Fun Shoe

Pretty Lady Blob posted:

Crossposting this from the badass pics thread:



Katie Uhlaender's outfit for the skeleton event. It's so :911: it hurts.

Today, I shall shed a tear for liberty.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Met posted:



This is a creepy door.

And they will look up at me and say "Open." And I will look down at them and say "No."

Ein
Feb 27, 2002
.

Met posted:



This is a creepy door.

The devil's in the details.

crip drinkn milk
Jan 31, 2001

IS DOG VEGABLE?

AKA Pseudonym posted:

There's a particularly sort of ugly going on there that's rarely seen outside the Commonwealth. Gonna gamble and go with some Australian version of Costco on this one.

Nah, 'Raisin Bran' is 'Sultana Bran' in Australia.

Haruharuharuko
Mar 24, 2008

Yeah I lied; so what is the truth?

Met posted:



This is a creepy door.

28 days, 6 hours, 42 minutes, 12 seconds. That is when the world will end.

Petah
Aug 24, 2006

Keeping the American Imperialists at bay since 1948

GruntyThrst posted:

Eh, every ceremony has some big mechanical thing that fails. It's practically a part of the show now.

Just like the torch that didn't go up during the Vancouver Olympics opening ceremony. Only difference is that somebody could lose their head over this one.

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

Petah posted:

Just like the torch that didn't go up during the Vancouver Olympics opening ceremony. Only difference is that somebody could lose their head over this one.
Well, TV stations are already starting to rewrite history apparently, replacing the live run with the practice run, so maybe not. By tomorrow, the opening ceremony officially went off perfectly.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Sokoban posted:

Goddamn Unreal blew my loving mind when it came out, you kids these days have it so good :bahgawd:

I remember my jaw dropping when I saw my first real time reflection in Unreal.

Literally Esoteric
Jun 13, 2012

One final, furious struggle...then a howl of victory

Ein posted:

The devil's in the details.

Ha-HA!

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

Pretty Lady Blob posted:

Crossposting this from the badass pics thread:



Katie Uhlaender's outfit for the skeleton event. It's so :911: it hurts.

My helmet is a bird, your argument is invalid.

JEEVES420
Feb 16, 2005

The world is a mess... and I just need to rule it

Samizdata posted:

I remember my jaw dropping when I saw my first real time reflection in Unreal.

I remember thinking how real Jedi Knight looked.

FishBulb
Mar 29, 2003

Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.

Are you going to eat it?

...yes...

Edit: I had no idea how far behind I was sorry

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Tora! Tora! Tora!
Dec 28, 2008

Shake it baby

Met posted:



This is a creepy door.

This was supposedly in the home of a Baptist minister who was paying to get it replaced:

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006


:goonsay: Gandalf uses a sword all the time. It's even got a name-- Glamdring.

Ragequit
Jun 1, 2006


Lipstick Apathy

mind the walrus posted:

:goonsay: Gandalf uses a sword all the time. It's even got a name-- Glamdring.

You shall not pass, to final Jeopardy.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Senior Woodchuck
Aug 29, 2006

When you're lost out there and you're all alone, a light is waiting to carry you home

Pretty Lady Blob posted:

Crossposting this from the badass pics thread:



Katie Uhlaender's outfit for the skeleton event. It's so :911: it hurts.

Please, God, let Stephen Colbert get wind of this.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

mind the walrus posted:

:goonsay: Gandalf uses a sword all the time. It's even got a name-- Glamdring.

Pat Mustard
Mar 9, 2013

Brown Moses posted:

"Watch your step @Sochi2014 -- I've noticed on walkway and on sidewalks that not all man holes are always covered. "



I thought the Russians were against people going into manholes.

cowboythreespeech
Dec 28, 2008

JEEVES420 posted:

I remember thinking how real Jedi Knight looked.



:spergin: + Johnny

Elysiume
Aug 13, 2009

Alone, she fights.
Those are all characters (and a drink) from Saints Row, for anyone who hasn't played it/them.

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-Fish-
Oct 10, 2005

Glub glub.
Glub glub.

Elysiume posted:

Those are all characters (and a drink) from Saints Row, for anyone who hasn't played it/them.

All characters if you include Paul.

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