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serioustalk: the poo poo they were doing with the lights on the stage floor was pretty awesome But I wonder how it looked to the people in the stadium who didnt get a perfect birds eye view
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Third World Reggin posted:Putin outlaws gay russians as they are better at theater than the creator of the opening ceremony. Great job scaring away all the interior decorators, Putin. 
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Feb 7, 2014 22:24
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No see, two toilets is perfect for the homophobic Russian who needs one for their butt and one for their face.
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Feb 7, 2014 22:25
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putin, when the rings malfunctioned
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I've been reading Travel: A Literary History by Peter Whitfield. In 1553 Sir Hugh Willoughby and Richard Chancellor set off from England to try and find the Northeast Passage. Willoughby and his crew were blocked in by ice and all died, Chancellor ended up making it into the White Sea then on to Moscow where he met the Tsar. He brought back reports that the Russian people pretty much drank endlessly, often passed out drunk in the streets, and were left to freeze to death before inevitably being consumed by packs of dogs. Nice to see things haven't changed much in 500 years.
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Fool and the World posted:putin, when the rings malfunctioned Sochi when the tarps fell
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Telemarchitect posted:Everdraed please edit this so that there's only four rings I'm no Everdraed, but I did it! 
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Feb 7, 2014 22:32
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Casimir Radon posted:I've been reading Travel: A Literary History by Peter Whitfield. In 1553 Sir Hugh Willoughby and Richard Chancellor set off from England to try and find the Northeast Passage. Willoughby and his crew were blocked in by ice and all died, Chancellor ended up making it into the White Sea then on to Moscow where he met the Tsar. He brought back reports that the Russian people pretty much drank endlessly, often passed out drunk in the streets, and were left to freeze to death before inevitably being consumed by packs of dogs. Nice to see things haven't changed much in 500 years. No but see, those are the traditional russian values of the past that we absolutely must get back to because the decadent west has corrupted us so.
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AATREK CURES KIDS posted:I'm no Everdraed, but I did it! You have to splice the files together so the GIF is the first half of the file and the MP3 is the 2nd half. Easiest way to do this is from the commandline in Windows and do copy /b image.gif + music.mp3 combined.gif
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Feb 7, 2014 22:34
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Also make it this song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iYgZ6Zpk5I
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Feb 7, 2014 22:37
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Nah, the original works best. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDAxu5kf_Hw
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i fixed it for NBC tonight:
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Stevie Lee posted:i fixed it for NBC tonight: The obvious copy-paste distortion makes this even funnier somehow.
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Stevie Lee posted:i fixed it for NBC tonight:  i missed the part of the live stream where they showed the fail ring but the gifs looked hilarious and i want to see it in all its high definition glory tonight
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Stevie Lee posted:i fixed it for NBC tonight: I'm imagining a little slide whistle noise as it moves ever so slightly to the right
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Mayor Dave posted:Sochi when the tarps fell dogs, their tails wagging
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CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:im half expecting russia to send out a new version of the opening ceremonies where the 5th ring opens Stevie Lee posted:i fixed it for NBC tonight: 
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Toad on a Hat posted:dogs, their tails wagging Water, not for face.
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weakness posted:w/modifications Nicely done. The trololo guy is just perfect 
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I already watched the opening ceremony on the BBC, but I might have it on again in the background just to see if the American commentators are as laughably clueless as they were during the 2012 opening.
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Stevie Lee posted:i fixed it for NBC tonight: Now redo it, but make them all the bunk ring and none of them open. Flashing lights, full of sound and fury, celebrating nothing opening.
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Feb 7, 2014 23:13
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Don't worry: Russians won't see the Ring Failure, they'll see an edited version in which there was no problem or failure.
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Feb 7, 2014 23:13
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russia is fuckin COOL
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I can imagine if you asked for upgrade to hotel room and they give you the exact same room put with a bigger picture of Putin on the desk.
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Feb 7, 2014 23:14
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I am betting most Russians are blissfully unaware of what a disaster things have been due to the damage control by the state media.
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lmao Somebody fucked around with this message at 01:01 on Feb 8, 2014 |
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Spacedad posted:I am betting most Russians are blissfully unaware of what a disaster things have been due to constantly being drunk and being Russian. I fixed it for you.
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So um, what exactly is that inside their asses? Somebody fucked around with this message at 01:02 on Feb 8, 2014 |
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Feb 7, 2014 23:19
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Toadsniff posted:So um, what exactly is that inside their asses? It is a dog poo tunnel ya dink!
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Haha holy poo poo Somebody fucked around with this message at 01:02 on Feb 8, 2014 |
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Feb 7, 2014 23:20
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Fat Ogre posted:It is a dog poo tunnel ya dink! So he found a picture on the internet of a raped dog's gaping anus?
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Toadsniff posted:So um, what exactly is that inside their asses? The Russian parliament.
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Toadsniff posted:So um, what exactly is that inside their asses? your dad, three nights a week.
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Bloody Holly posted:your dad, three nights a week. 
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Bloody Holly posted:your dad, three nights a week. He'd be on the receiving end then
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Toadsniff posted:So he found a picture on the internet of a raped dog's gaping anus? c:\my documents\gapes\extreme\new folder\canus lupus familiaris\rover.jpg
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MisterBibs posted:Don't worry: Russians won't see the Ring Failure, they'll see an edited version in which there was no problem or failure. CBS posted:SOCHI, Russia (AP) — Smoke and mirrors? Russian state television aired footage Friday of five floating snowflakes turning into the Olympic rings and bursting into pyrotechnics at the Sochi Games opening ceremony. Problem is, that didn’t happen. I didn't even realize there was supposed to be fireworks I wonder which nbc will play?
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