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Writer Cath posted:My good fellow you're the fattest thing I've ever seen, and I've been on safari. I told 'em a chain link fence wouldn't hold rhinos! Wait, no I didn't. I meant to tell 'em. 
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Drink-Mix Man posted:I told 'em a chain link fence wouldn't hold rhinos! In today's news, a two-ton rhino escaped from the Springfield Zoo, but zoo officials were quick to act, and Petunia, as she is known, is safely back in captivity. In other news, a three-ton rhino that escaped from the zoo last week is still at large.
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IMJack posted:In today's news, a two-ton rhino escaped from the Springfield Zoo, but zoo officials were quick to act, and Petunia, as she is known, is safely back in captivity. IMJack, a guy who had lots of ivory is less likely to hurt Stampy than a guy whose ivory supplies are low.
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TMMadman posted:IMJack, a guy who had lots of ivory is less likely to hurt Stampy than a guy whose ivory supplies are low. And I was going to buy that ivory back-scratcher...
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Feb 7, 2014 23:18
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Man Alive! posted:And I was going to buy that ivory back-scratcher... I'll like another Faberge egg please.
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Feb 7, 2014 23:21
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Drink-Mix Man posted:I'll like another Faberge egg please. Just hook it to my veins!!!
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Feb 7, 2014 23:51
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Drink-Mix Man posted:I'll like another Faberge egg please.  We call it the Good Morning Burger.
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IMJack posted:In today's news, a two-ton rhino escaped from the Springfield Zoo, but zoo officials were quick to act, and Petunia, as she is known, is safely back in captivity. If I wanted to see Japanese people, I'd just go to the zoo. What. Toshi works there. He's in my book club.
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Man Alive! posted:And I was going to buy that ivory back-scratcher... Hey Man Alive, can you get this Sugar Daddy off my back?
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jscolon2.0 posted:If I wanted to see Japanese people, I'd just go to the zoo. There's lots of ways to pass the time. Hitch up your pants, air whittle, make friends with a Chinese man...
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Feb 8, 2014 01:28
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:There's lots of ways to pass the time. Hitch up your pants, air whittle, make friends with a Chinese man... Look out, Itchy! He's Irish!
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Now it's falling apart like a Chinese motorcycle!
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IMJack posted:Look out, Itchy! He's Irish! Oh look, Milhouse is selling seeds! Oh wait....the birds got him. 
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Captain Foxy posted:Oh look, Milhouse is selling seeds! Oh wait....the birds got him. No, that's too big.
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Feb 8, 2014 02:46
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 From https://www.dousaflavor.com
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Moon... Waffles... what a time to be alive!
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BloodDesk UnderHell posted:Give us Hell, Writer Cath! Yes, eat all of our shirts!
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Root Bear posted:Yes, eat all of our shirts! Hey baby, my shirt is chafing me, mind if I take it off? 
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Alright Jerusalem! You've been warned, let's go!
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Tokelau All Star posted:Alright Jerusalem! You've been warned, let's go! You don't have to sue me to get my pants off!
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Jerusalem posted:You don't have to sue me to get my pants off! We all thought it was hilarious. But it turns out we were wrong: Jerusalem was sexually harassing that goon.
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:We all thought it was hilarious. But it turns out we were wrong: Jerusalem was sexually harassing that goon. ♫ Why I think that I could love........ ♪
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:We all thought it was hilarious. But it turns out we were wrong: Jerusalem was sexually harassing that goon. And the dog in the Coppertone ad? Same thing?
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MondayHotDog posted:And the dog in the Coppertone ad? Same thing?
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Jerusalem posted:The bag isn't even transparent A wizard did it.
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jscolon2.0 posted:A wizard did it. Remember that time you said you saw a wizard over by the bushes 
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Jerusalem posted:Remember that time you said you saw a wizard over by the bushes Jerusalem, remember that time you said Snagglepuss was outside?
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Captain Foxy posted:Jerusalem, remember that time you said Snagglepuss was outside? Jerusalem posted:Remember that time you said you saw a wizard over by the bushes I clearly said that a wizard did it 
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Captain Foxy posted:Jerusalem, remember that time you said Snagglepuss was outside? He was going to the bathroom. 
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Captain Foxy posted:Jerusalem, remember that time you said Snagglepuss was outside? Well YOU have a gambling problem!
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Jerusalem posted:I clearly said that a wizard did it Excuse me, Mr. Jerusalem, on the "Itchy & Scratchy" CD-ROM, is there a way to get out of the dungeon without a wizard's key?
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Captain Foxy posted:Excuse me, Mr. Jerusalem, on the "Itchy & Scratchy" CD-ROM, is there a way to get out of the dungeon without a wizard's key? I'm sure I don't know . I did, however, play Rum Tum Tugger in Cats!
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I just realized we never had a wedding for Foxy and Jerusalem! They've been living in sin!
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Tokelau All Star posted:I just realized we never had a wedding for Foxy and Jerusalem! They've been living in sin! Tokelau, stop pestering Satan.
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Tokelau All Star posted:I just realized we never had a wedding for Foxy and Jerusalem! They've been living in sin! But we've never been mass-married!
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IMJack posted:But we've never been mass-married! Then, by the power vested in me by the state gaming commission, I pronounce you man and wife. Here's ten dollars worth of chips. You may kiss the bride. NEXT!
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