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Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Josh Lyman posted:

The Russian anthem was only written in 1934 so...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PRRzXBwXTY

Israel, Russia, and France probably have the best anthems. We can do so much better.

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KIT HAGS
Jun 5, 2007
Stay sweet
"He's going to finish last in this event, let's just get that out of the way."

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down
Gold medals and chicken mcnugget specials? WTF

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

texaholic posted:

Gold medals and chicken mcnugget specials? WTF

That commercial is so shameless and makes me feel dirty.

Redgrendel2001
Sep 1, 2006

you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

Zeluth posted:

Ireland going camo.

Is better to hide when hordes of ravenous dogs begin to devour Olympic athletes. Zee Germans are hosed.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord

Coconut Indian posted:

"He's going to finish last in this event, let's just get that out of the way."

So if Sherpa beats someone how loving terrible are they going to feel.

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE

Redgrendel2001 posted:

Is better to hide when hordes of ravenous dogs begin to devour Olympic athletes. Zee Germans are hosed.

That depends.
Zee Germans might have remembered to bring tarp.

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Wayside Bazaar posted:

Rhapsody in Blue really should be the US National Anthem.

I'm on board with this.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Yay Paraguay! Good meat.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

ZombieReagan posted:

to be fair the cryllic alphabet might as well be random scribblings of a mad drunk

You mean that's NOT how cyrillic was developed?

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

oh gently caress yeah, i am totally bookmarking this to watch later. thanks! :D

It also explains how Sochi got picked by Putin, basically he and his rich henchmen loved alpine skiing at Sochi and this somehow made a reasonable qualified pick for the winter olympics.

Emanuel Collective
Jan 16, 2008

by Smythe
outrageous that Glorious Sjrbia wasn't introduced as Fourth Rome

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
drat! USA is populous.

Paradox Personified
Mar 15, 2010

:sun: SoroScrew :sun:
To be fair, I had the best time of my life learning Russian and Arabic at the same time. Asbuka is beautiful, and in cursive it's even more amazing to behold.
Seriously, you should all experience Russian in cursive at one point in your life. It's like a nightmare mixed with a dream. I'm Cajun, so I somewhat technically count as a dirty American. (Not really.)


Also, I too hope someone gets hit with a flag.

Paradox Personified fucked around with this message at 03:39 on Feb 8, 2014

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Zeluth posted:

drat! USA is populous.

That's a lot of loving Americans.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Paradox Personified posted:

To be fair, I had the best time of my life learning Russian

I congratulate you, and I hope Canada team wins hockey gold.

Level Slide
Jan 4, 2011

I love how three more nations were announced while NBC was focusing on America.

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



etalian posted:

It also explains how Sochi got picked by Putin, basically he and his rich henchmen loved alpine skiing at Sochi and this somehow made a reasonable qualified pick for the winter olympics.

I thought the documentary explained that the Sochi real estate was valuable and getting Sochi picked as the Olympic site gave them free reign to seize as much of it as they wanted. There was only that one small ski complex in the mountains there and it seemed like Putin and his buddies had never been there; they were all going to that resort outside of Moscow that the guy who was in charge of the Olympic preparations owned.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Putin enjoys bareback riding, apparently.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

so the reason this thing is like 3 hours long is because they're announcing every country in the world?

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Russian dancers don't have nearly the discipline of the Chinese dancers who sustained through a much longer Parade of Nations :colbert:

rargphlam
Dec 16, 2008

Paradox Personified posted:

To be fair, I had the best time of my life learning Russian and Arabic at the same time. Asbuka is beautiful, and in cursive it's even more amazing to behold.
Seriously, you should all experience Russian in cursive at one point in your life. It's like a nightmare mixed with a dream. I'm Cajun, so I somewhat technically count as a dirty American. (Not really.)

I learned Russian in college and the cursive infected my memory of English cursive, now I can't write English cursive and when I try it just comes out in Cyrillic.

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
Re: Jamacian bobsleigh team

quote:

Having qualified for the 2014 Sochi Olympics, but lacking funding, the cryptocurrency Dogecoin community raised on the team's behalf $30,000 of the approximately $40,000 required within two days.[5][6] An additional $80,000 was raised in online donations through Crowdtilt before 21 January.[7] As of 15:50, 21 January 2014 (UTC), the campaign had raised $121,160 far surpassing the target of only $80,000.[8]

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Rageaholic Monkey posted:

so the reason this thing is like 3 hours long is because they're announcing every country in the world?
Let me tell you about the Parade of Nations for the Summer Olympics...

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

christ, russia has 2 more athletes than us!

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Ruskies, go and play a good game.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
is that tatu playing?

why yes it was! :ironicat:

Mariana Horchata fucked around with this message at 03:53 on Feb 8, 2014

A Keg
Jan 7, 2014

by Ralp
Highlight of the ceremonies is easily this part on CBC right now where everything is red: Red lighting, red costumes, red floor, red props. You can't tell what's going on in the slightest when they zoom out because it's just a mottled sea of red.

Ash1138
Sep 29, 2001

Get up, chief. We're just gettin' started.

BAH GAWD, THAT'S RUSSIA'S MUSIC

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

christ, russia has 2 more athletes than us!

This aggression will not stand!

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE

Third World Reggin posted:

Re: Jamacian bobsleigh team

Now if only they had remembered to bring their equipment with...

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
I used to ride skateboards downhill. These days, I can't imagine a luge.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

what the hell is this an ad for

at first i thought it was 300 2, then noah, then i had no idea

it's like a trailer for a russian terrence malick movie

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
Stravinsky! :swoon:

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
I watched this earlier without sound at work. In my head Tingaling and Hell March were just playing on loop.


You have no idea how disappointed I am right now.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

this is so bizarre

i feel like i should be on a lot of drugs right now

Ash1138
Sep 29, 2001

Get up, chief. We're just gettin' started.

Yeah, no, NBC commentator, that "project poo poo on a stadium floor" technology has been a thing for years.

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Ron Paul Hype Man posted:

Now if only they had remembered to bring their equipment with...

They just forgot to give 20% of that 120k they collected to the appropriate official to make sure the equipment didn't get :heysexy: "lost".

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

this is supposed to be the history of russia? :stare:

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Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
This must be what it is like to play Pimkin.

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