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Autechresaint
Jan 25, 2012

ZombieReagan posted:

the snowflake rings worked on the 2nd try at least

No they didn't, they projected them on the floor the second time, complete with crappy fireworks effect.

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Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Doomsday Jesus posted:

It's right up there with the multiple time crack smoking mayor of D.C.!
what is it with mayors and crack? seems like coke would make a lot more sense but maybe not?

A Keg
Jan 7, 2014

by Ralp

Darkman Fanpage posted:

isnt the only reason ford is in office because the suburbs of toronto were allowed to vote in the mayoral election?

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames

ZombieReagan posted:

I think Russia is pretty much like "gently caress all y'all" from what I understand

basically if you're not working in or for people who are in organized crime you are proper hosed

also if you're a woman, good luck with that

Galaga Galaxian
Apr 23, 2009

What a childish tactic!
Don't you think you should put more thought into your battleplan?!


ZombieReagan posted:

Making fun of Rob Ford was a shared US/Canadian experience, how did you miss out on this?

I usually don't pop into GBS much. :shobon:

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Galaga Galaxian posted:

I usually don't pop into GBS much. :shobon:
it was all over the news and late night shows for a while too!
is this shopped or is it a legit middle finger?

The Walking Dad
Dec 31, 2012
I thought the opening ceremony was really nice actually. NBC's lovely commentating aside. I couldn't give a gently caress what Matt Lauer has to say about the Soviet era and the lack of any acknowledgement of Holodomor or how those horrible soviets minimized the idealization of the individual. gently caress.

Also I lolled at the comment about how only the elite few were part of hipster culture in 1950s-60s Russia, as if that isn't true in America today.

Edit: loved the overt message about re-population.

The Walking Dad fucked around with this message at 05:30 on Feb 8, 2014

A Keg
Jan 7, 2014

by Ralp
It's legitimate.

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
I used to live in toronto. everybody smokes weed and everyone is chill and happy and cool

which is why "crazy crack smoking mayor" is even funnier

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

"we are how we treat each other when the day is done....but russia isn't!"

Paradox Personified
Mar 15, 2010

:sun: SoroScrew :sun:

ZombieReagan posted:

the snowflake rings worked on the 2nd try at least

Hahah I hope that was a joke that went over my head, it was edited out because people are pussies. Sad that the entire world is going to go without the glory that we saw earlier.... Shame. Sad shame.

Paradox Personified
Mar 15, 2010

:sun: SoroScrew :sun:
Sorry, thought we were all getting what Russian TV also got.. my bad.
http://abcnews.go.com/Sports/wireStory/russian-tv-shows-doctored-video-olympic-rings-22418563

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

there were a bunch of fun parts that NBC left out of its broadcast, but fortunately they left in a good amount of the weird parts too

Sad Billionaire
Mar 31, 2009

What a twist
Fan of Britches
So they took out the terrifying robot bears?

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Schwarbage posted:

So they took out the terrifying robot bears?
yeah :smith:

Level Slide
Jan 4, 2011


2008 Beijing Olympics posted:

In addition, a tiny, pigtailed 9-year-old girl in a red dress who sang "Ode to the Motherland" was lip-synching. The real voice belonged to a 7-year-old girl who was replaced because she was deemed not cute enough by a member of China's Politburo.

Six years later and I still find this hilarious. Just the image of some Chinese bureaucrat freaking out over something not being adorable enough.

mysterious loyall X
Jul 8, 2003

Lobok posted:

Because it's a cargo cult security system, not an actual security system.

https://www.google.com/search?q=cat...:en-US:official

Paradox Personified
Mar 15, 2010

:sun: SoroScrew :sun:

Why put a single word in quotes? That's for phrases, right? Put the plus sign in front of cat if ... I'm not explaining boolean poo poo here I'm too tired.
And lmgtfy links rule over... whatever you felt the need to paste... :smith: You wanted us to see that VICE result, right?

I'm so loving confused.

Oh, and this is a thing I have to edit in:

Paradox Personified fucked around with this message at 06:16 on Feb 8, 2014

Kilo147
Apr 14, 2007

You remind me of the boss
What boss?
The boss with the power
What power?
The power of voodoo
Who-doo?
You do.
Do what?
Remind me of the Boss.

Paradox Personified posted:

Why put a single word in quotes? That's for phrases, right? Put the plus sign in front of cat if ... I'm not explaining boolean poo poo here I'm too tired.
And lmgtfy links rule over... whatever you felt the need to paste... :smith: You wanted us to see that VICE result, right?

I'm so loving confused.

Oh, and this is a thing I have to edit in:



Ahaha where do I buy that?

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

Galaga Galaxian
Apr 23, 2009

What a childish tactic!
Don't you think you should put more thought into your battleplan?!


Level Slide posted:

Six years later and I still find this hilarious. Just the image of some Chinese bureaucrat freaking out over something not being adorable enough.

I wonder how that 7 year old girl (now 13) felt about that? Then and now. "Sorry you sing well, but you are not cute enough to be on stage."

Skyl3lazer
Aug 27, 2007

[Dooting Stealthily]



Isnt there supposed to be slopestyle in 2 minutes

Sir AIDS
Nov 5, 2013

redshirt posted:

My updated predictions for this Olympics is an over/under for terrorist attacks at 3, deaths at an over/under of 25, and Russia is made a laughingstock of the entire world. Even China laughs.

Lol, that would be really funny

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Paradox Personified posted:

Why put a single word in quotes? That's for phrases, right? Put the plus sign in front of cat if ... I'm not explaining boolean poo poo here I'm too tired.
And lmgtfy links rule over... whatever you felt the need to paste... :smith: You wanted us to see that VICE result, right?

I'm so loving confused.

Oh, and this is a thing I have to edit in:



*Olympic ring goes here

MeatRocket8
Aug 3, 2011

Putin is going to personally beat the poo poo out of the engineer who designed the faulty snowflake.

MeatRocket8
Aug 3, 2011

Am I the only one who watches the parade of nations just to see which country has the most fuckable women?

Katana Gomai
Jan 14, 2007

"Thus," concluded Miyamoto, "you must give up everything you have to be my disciple."

Skyl3lazer posted:

Isnt there supposed to be slopestyle in 2 minutes

Slopestyle semis are live right now if you live in a proper country

Farm Frenzy
Jan 3, 2007

ChocNitty posted:

Am I the only one who watches the parade of nations just to see which country has the most fuckable women?

:cheers::cheers::cheers::cheers::cheers::cheers::cheers::cheers::cheers::cheers::cheers::cheers::cheers::cheers:

Dr. Witherbone
Nov 1, 2010

CHEESE LOOKS ON IN
DESPAIR BUT ALSO WITH
AN ERECTION

Biaga posted:

Commercial break, gently caress you CBC.

:siren: YOU GUYS :siren:

I was watching the recorded video of the opening ceremonies on CBC's website while browsing the website: they don't have the commercials in the recorded video.

They get pretty loving glib about how poo poo Sochi and putin are during the commercials, in audio that I don't think they intended anyone to hear.

:v: "Man, look at how empty it is for the opening ceremonies, that is not a good sign."

:haw: "Yeah, and did you hear the deathly silence when Putin came out? :lol:"

:v: "Haha, well, I don't know, with the audio rig up here it's all..."

;-* "I had my headphones on, it was almost completely silent."

:v: :haw: ":laffo:"

:haw: "I can think of someone else who would get a pretty silent crowd. He's Canadian, eh?"

Pretty sure it was 'ol Peter Mansbridge who got the :nattyburn: on Harper. Love you Pete.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Sir AIDS posted:

Lol, that would be really funny

clever slavs basically built massive buildings on a swamp lol.

I guess they must really like the castle scene from Holy Grail.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

doomisland posted:

Hopefully at the end we see Sarah Palin staring at Russia

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Whoever came up with the new thread title deserves a goddamn medal. I saw the change and wondered what the hell it meant. Thought someone had made a post about ghosts*.

Then it clicked.

:golfclap:




* WoOoOooOoo! Spooky!

gregday
May 23, 2003

Cantskate43
Jun 3, 2007

Hello? Dominos?

Katana Gomai posted:

Slopestyle semis are live right now if you live in a proper country

Or have a proper internet connection. Im doing my best to avoid NBC's coverage and only stream the BBC coverage, and it's so much better.

Philosopher King
Oct 25, 2006

Well that there is just precious.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Why would they even do that? Fishing in a toilet seems so eccentrically Russian

Ardennes
May 12, 2002

Katana Gomai posted:

Slopestyle semis are live right now if you live in a proper country

Of international channels out there, which one is probably the best for sports coverage? I checked BBC and they aren't running a program until 8am GMT.

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

by reading this post you have agreed to form a gay socialist micronation.
`

ChocNitty posted:

Am I the only one who watches the parade of nations just to see which country has the most fuckable women?

I do this with the men, it owns

e: sorry Putin :sissies:

e2: call me Ireland, Spain boys

QuickbreathFinisher fucked around with this message at 07:40 on Feb 8, 2014

Katana Gomai
Jan 14, 2007

"Thus," concluded Miyamoto, "you must give up everything you have to be my disciple."

Ardennes posted:

Of international channels out there, which one is probably the best for sports coverage? I checked BBC and they aren't running a program until 8am GMT.

I'm watching German TV and 12 hours a day of TV programming aside, they stream absolutely everything live online, but it's IP locked to Germany. Also, you know, German.

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precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames

Katana Gomai posted:

I'm watching German TV and 12 hours a day of TV programming aside, they stream absolutely everything live online, but it's IP locked to Germany. Also, you know, German.

Hola is a thing that exists so region locking shouldn't really ever concern anybody

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