teen witch posted:

zakharov posted:

This dude put his phone number on his snowboarding helmet and his phone blew up with all the naked pics girls were sending him.



Being an Olympian must be nice.

teen witch posted:

NBC not only nixed the mascots, they also chopped up the IOC President's "tolerate the gays, tolerate Russia's tolerance" speech

Seriously, if you're going to watch the Olympics in America, try and stream it from some other country. Thank god for Hola Unblocker.

Also, to continue my theme of Olympic mascot chat, here are some mascots of disasters past



See that terror bear next to Uncle Sam's inbred cousin and Rainbow Beaver (which is the best mascot)?

Thats Misha, the mascot for the 1980 Moscow games. Most western countries boycotted the 1980 games because of Afghanistan Invasion (a move I seriously thought they'd try again for the Sochi games, thats enough D&D for me)

Here's a cute story about Misha, from the book Made In Russia.




One can only hope history repeats itself

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

I frequently browse a forum where on any given day clicking a link might reward you with a gaping anus, skin sloughing off a krokodil addict, or some idiot blowing his finger off trying to light a game console on fire, and none of that is as cringeworthy as this video.

dont change my name posted:

in the mirror

zakharov posted:

This dude put his phone number on his snowboarding helmet and his phone blew up with all the naked pics girls were sending him.



Being an Olympian must be nice.

quote:

Condoms were first distributed in significant amounts at the Seoul Games in 1988. The 1990 Albertville Winter Games officials had to refill the condom machines every two hours. Two years later, at Barcelona, between 50,000 and 80,000 condoms were distributed to 9,500 athletes. Atlanta was less sexy: 15,000 condoms for 10,500 athletes. In Sydney, the number jumped back to 70,000—for the first week. Authorities had to order an additional 20,000. By Salt Lake City in 2002, a plan was announced to distribute 250,000, later cut to 100,000. Athens stood at 130,000, Beijing readied 100,000, and Vancouver another 100,000.

Darkman Fanpage posted:

return to your poo poo cave z0r

Darkman Fanpage posted:

where can i watch this fagtastic olympics?

Crabodile posted:

Where are all the dogs I was promised?

Vertical Lime posted:

local girl just crashed lol

Darkman Fanpage posted:

what the gently caress is the point of this shitshow if i can't watch it 24/7?

MariusLecter posted:

Three Olives posted:

I have to give her credit for that recovery.

MariusLecter posted:

The Kins posted:

In a very large hole in the ground.

You can probably guess what they covered it up with.

Three Olives posted:

I have to give her credit for that recovery.

RCarr posted:

Is this a serious post?

The only way the "recovery" could be worse is if she didn't get up.

Three Olives posted:

I have to give her credit for that recovery.

Agrajag posted:

Does it get tiring talking about your Keurig every second of your life?

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

arrrrrrrrrgh not this poo poo again, let's go back to arguing about doors

aeternum posted:

CBC is so biased, everytime one of the canadian does a 360' it's a GREAT 360'. Bitch please that was a standard 360'.