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Galaga Galaxian
Apr 23, 2009

What a childish tactic!
Don't you think you should put more thought into your battleplan?!


No, she only ruptured a muscle in her torso. She was surprisingly chipper about it.

Kjersti Buaas posted:

Oh snap…That was a real scare!!! Good news is that I only ruptured a muscle… I am so grateful it’s nothing worse, even though I have some severe pain in my stomach and back.

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CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



Jaramin posted:

The Olympics have always had weird ideas on what sports should be counted. IE: Baseball and Cricket are not Olympic sports, but basketball is.

reminder that loving GOLF is going to be in rio 2016

and they almost cut wrestling because ???

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

quote:

also some of the fake snow went down my shirt and now i have melanoma

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:

reminder that loving GOLF is going to be in rio 2016

and they almost cut wrestling because ???

Well, you have to have golf in Rio, the kidnapping industry fronted the bribes to the IOC and they gotta make that money back somehow.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:

reminder that loving GOLF is going to be in rio 2016

and they almost cut wrestling because ???
Golf in the Olympics is almost as ridiculous as tennis in the Olympics.

Josh Lyman fucked around with this message at 02:10 on Feb 9, 2014

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:

reminder that loving GOLF is going to be in rio 2016

and they almost cut wrestling because ???

Are they going to bulldoze an entire area of favelas to build a golf course in Rio?

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

YESSSSSS Costas still has the indeterminate amount of semen sheets eye infection.

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



Agrajag posted:

Are they going to bulldoze an entire area of favelas to build a golf course in Rio?

instead of sand traps, they will just leave a few houses standing with the drug lords still inside

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Cthulu Carl posted:

YESSSSSS Costas still has the indeterminate amount of semen sheets eye infection.
poo poo sheets. You can get pinkeye from fecal matter.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
Hello again and welcome to the Sochi Olympics we go live now to snowboarding

It appears a stray dog has wondered onto the snowy concourse apparently to say hello to our Olympic hopeful

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:

instead of sand traps, they will just leave a few houses standing with the drug lords still inside

Rio 2016: More snow than Sochi 2014

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:

instead of sand traps, they will just leave a few houses standing with the drug lords still inside

Nah, I bet those houses and drug lords will be left for the equestrian events. It just seems more appropriate.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Slopestyle is the worst. Hay, let's just give you ramps for 3 big jumps. :v:

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
They should do favella biathlon. Except without the skis. You just run around with a Ruger Mini 14 trying to stay alive

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



Alan Smithee posted:

They should do favella biathlon. Except without the skis. You just run around with a Ruger Mini 14 trying to stay alive

cmon at least give them an smg or something considering the drug lords have m60 machine guns and rpgs

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:

cmon at least give them an smg or something considering the drug lords have m60 machine guns and rpgs

Then where the hell would the challenge and sportsmanship be? Come on people!

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:

cmon at least give them an smg or something considering the drug lords have m60 machine guns and rpgs

Nope, just the ruger and a half-thawed Great Value brand medium four cheese pizza with "may gods love be with you" written on the box in permanent marker

turnways
Jun 22, 2004

Alan Smithee posted:

They should do favella biathlon. Except without the skis. You just run around with a Ruger Mini 14 trying to stay alive

this would make Max Payne 3 an olympic video game and i am okay with that

Grey Fox V2
Nov 14, 2008

Augmented Balls of Titanium!

Tomero_the_Great posted:

I watched the CBC opening stream and it was indeed hilarious hearing these professionals small talk, prepare to go live, and generally talk trash about Russia while they thought no-one was listening.
:canada:
I will pay money to get my hands on a copy of this stream.
Yeah that's Canada.

Justin Godscock
Oct 12, 2004

Listen here, funnyman!

turnways posted:

this would make Max Payne 3 an olympic video game and i am okay with that

Nah, it would remind me too much of Modern Warfare 2 and I got sick of that after the first prestige.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

turnways posted:

this would make Max Payne 3 an olympic video game and i am okay with that

Max & Sonic at the Olympic Games 2016

Old Doggy Bastard
Dec 18, 2008

Agrajag posted:

Nah, I bet those houses and drug lords will be left for the equestrian events. It just seems more appropriate.

Drug lords use mules, not horses. Nice try but you can't cheat us that easy!

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:

reminder that loving GOLF is going to be in rio 2016

and they almost cut wrestling because ???

Not enough bribes.

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Xelkelvos posted:

Not enough bribes.

Buff men in skin tight onesies butt-hooking each other in a vaguely homoerotic fashion is not enough of a bribe for you?

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

Alan Smithee posted:

They should do favella biathlon. Except without the skis. You just run around with a Ruger Mini 14 trying to stay alive

Summer games it's a pentathlon, with shooting, cross-country running, swimming, fencing, and horse riding.

So, favela pentathlon would be a lot of parkour, shooting it out and knife fighting with gangbangers, swimming across the moat that separates the good part of Rio from the bad part, and doggying tranny prostitutes bareback.

scorpiobean
Dec 22, 2004

I'll have one sugar coma drink, please.
so who's watching slopestyle? also lol at the dude with the broken rib being called mcrib

EvilTobaccoExec
Dec 22, 2003

Criminals are a superstitious, cowardly lot, so my disguise must be able to strike terror into their hearts!

Josh Lyman posted:

Golf in the Olympics is almost as ridiculous as tennis in the Olympics.

why not tennis?

did you mean to say starcraft 2? because i agree with that. only the first is balanced enough an olympic sport.

Paradox Personified
Mar 15, 2010

:sun: SoroScrew :sun:
Chessboxing. Mental and physical.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Grey Fox V2 posted:

Yeah that's Canada.

Best fan ever handing him a whole pitcher of lager beer

Also light beer is a good workout recovery drink:
http://well.blogs.nytimes.com/2013/11/08/runners-who-love-beer/

etalian fucked around with this message at 02:39 on Feb 9, 2014

Level Slide
Jan 4, 2011

Like I said before, put Breakdancing in the Olympics. I'm sure North Korea has some moves that they've been hiding for a long time.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

Nope, just the ruger and a half-thawed Great Value brand medium four cheese pizza with "may gods love be with you" written on the box in permanent marker

why am i laughing so hard at the image of this

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

MariusLecter posted:

Bobsledder just wanted to get to the delicious door honey.

And got a face full of BEEES

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Level Slide posted:

Like I said before, put Breakdancing in the Olympics. I'm sure North Korea has some moves that they've been hiding for a long time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmKHuq-IxjM

Paradox Personified
Mar 15, 2010

:sun: SoroScrew :sun:

Alan Smithee posted:

And got a face full of BEEES

OprahBEEEES.gif should be melded with that honeycomb bobsled Psycho dog jpg.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
Good lord, look at all of those trees poking up through the snow on the course

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Costas' eye is actually getting worse. russian not understand antibiotic

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Darth123123 posted:

Costas' eye is actually getting worse. russian not understand antibiotic

Someone should inform him to not put polonium in his eye.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Young Freud posted:

Summer games it's a pentathlon, with shooting, cross-country running, swimming, fencing, and horse riding.

So, favela pentathlon would be a lot of parkour, shooting it out and knife fighting with gangbangers, swimming across the moat that separates the good part of Rio from the bad part, and doggying tranny prostitutes bareback.
Now THAT would make the Olympics exciting!

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

etalian posted:

Best fan ever handing him a whole pitcher of lager beer

Also light beer is a good workout recovery drink:
http://well.blogs.nytimes.com/2013/11/08/runners-who-love-beer/



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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Toad on a Hat posted:

why am i laughing so hard at the image of this

I am too but can someone actually explain what this is from and ruin the joke for me

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