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AKA Driver posted:Then, by the power vested in me by the state gaming commission, I pronounce you man and wife. Here's ten dollars worth of chips. You may kiss the bride. For a whale of a goon!
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AKA Driver posted:Then, by the power vested in me by the state gaming commission, I pronounce you man and wife. Here's ten dollars worth of chips. You may kiss the bride. "Me... bad want... money now... me sick."
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# ? Feb 8, 2014 13:48 |
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Man Alive! posted:"Me... bad want... money now... me sick." Y'know those guitars that are like... double guitars?
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# ? Feb 8, 2014 18:05 |
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IMJack posted:But we've never been mass-married! My cousin Frank did it. He became Francine back in '76. Then he joined that cult. I think his name is Mother Shabubu now.
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# ? Feb 8, 2014 18:11 |
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Tokelau All Star posted:Now it's falling apart like a Chinese motorcycle! I'm gonna ruin you like a Japanese banquet!
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# ? Feb 8, 2014 18:54 |
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And incidentally, thanks for not making fun of his genitalia.
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Man Alive! posted:"Me... bad want... money now... me sick." Oooh! Him post read good!
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# ? Feb 8, 2014 19:13 |
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AKA Driver posted:Then, by the power vested in me by the state gaming commission, I pronounce you man and wife. Here's ten dollars worth of chips. You may kiss the bride. Chicken necks?
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# ? Feb 8, 2014 19:55 |
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BloodDesk UnderHell posted:Chicken necks? Then I add secret hobo spices.
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# ? Feb 8, 2014 21:11 |
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BloodDesk UnderHell posted:Chicken necks?
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# ? Feb 8, 2014 21:16 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThhfLvR4Wo8
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# ? Feb 8, 2014 21:28 |
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CatchrNdRy posted:And incidentally, thanks for not making fun of his genitalia. Hide your shame!
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# ? Feb 8, 2014 22:26 |
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jscolon2.0 posted:Then I add secret hobo spices. Oh jscolon, you're not going as a hobo again?
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# ? Feb 8, 2014 23:01 |
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Writer Cath posted:Hide your shame! I can see that I'm just a passive-aggressive co-culprit. By nagging you when you do foolish things, I just enable your life script.
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# ? Feb 8, 2014 23:31 |
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# ? Feb 8, 2014 23:46 |
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CatchrNdRy posted:I can see that I'm just a passive-aggressive co-culprit. By nagging you when you do foolish things, I just enable your life script. ....can I go now?
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# ? Feb 8, 2014 23:53 |
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Jerusalem posted:I'm sure I don't know . I did, however, play Rum Tum Tugger in Cats! Ooh, ooh, Jerusalem, over here! Do you think the ghost of CharlieFoxtrot haunts the bordello where his bullet-riddled body was found?
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Man Alive! posted:"Me... bad want... money now... me sick." I am a good... Work guy...
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# ? Feb 9, 2014 00:13 |
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Elfface posted:I am a good... Work guy... Let's go back to that web...thingy. Where our threads and quotes....is.
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# ? Feb 9, 2014 00:24 |
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Mister Kingdom posted:Let's go back to that web...thingy. Where our threads and quotes....is. Where's that metal dealie you use to... dig... food?
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# ? Feb 9, 2014 00:26 |
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MondayHotDog posted:Where's that metal dealie you use to... dig... food? I see you've played knifey-spoony before.
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# ? Feb 9, 2014 00:45 |
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MondayHotDog posted:Where's that metal dealie you use to... dig... food?
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MondayHotDog posted:Ooh, ooh, Jerusalem, over here! I'm a torso!
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MondayHotDog posted:Ooh, ooh, Jerusalem, over here!
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# ? Feb 9, 2014 01:32 |
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Yer goofy lookin'
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# ? Feb 9, 2014 03:35 |
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Writer Cath posted:Yer goofy lookin' Your appearance is comical to me!
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# ? Feb 9, 2014 03:40 |
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LOCUST FART HELL posted:Your appearance is comical to me! I'm a nerd...
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LOCUST FART HELL posted:Your appearance is comical to me! I had intercourse with your spouse or significant other!
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MondayHotDog posted:I'm a nerd... I'm a neurotic nerd that likes to have sex with little girls.
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# ? Feb 9, 2014 04:15 |
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jscolon2.0 posted:I'm a neurotic nerd that likes to have sex with little girls. It's funny because it's true!
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# ? Feb 9, 2014 04:29 |
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:It's funny because it's true! Remember that postcard Grandpa sent us from Florida of that alligator biting that woman's bottom? That's right, we all thought it was hilarious. But it turns out we were wrong: that alligator was sexually harassing that woman.
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# ? Feb 9, 2014 05:11 |
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Everything Counts posted:I had intercourse with your spouse or significant other! Now that's psychiatry!
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MondayHotDog posted:Now that's psychiatry! Yes, yes, it's all a rich tapestry.
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# ? Feb 9, 2014 07:24 |
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Technogeek posted:Yes, yes, it's all a rich tapestry. Look at the fine stitching on the word "dope!"
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# ? Feb 9, 2014 08:19 |
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Look at the fine stitching on the word "dope!" Daddy's special medicine, which you must never use, because it will ruin your life, let's Daddy see and hear magical things that you will never experience. Ever!
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# ? Feb 9, 2014 08:28 |
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MondayHotDog posted:Daddy's special medicine, which you must never use, because it will ruin your life, let's Daddy see and hear magical things that you will never experience. Ever! MondayHotDog, I just realized, I am the 'Ow' in the word 'Now'. And if you tell anyone...
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MondayHotDog posted:Daddy's special medicine, which you must never use, because it will ruin your life, let's Daddy see and hear magical things that you will never experience. Ever! What is your fascination with Daddy's forbidden closet of mystery?
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jscolon2.0 posted:I'm a neurotic nerd that likes to have sex with little girls. So many rice crackers claim to be low-cal, but only Fujikawa Rice Crackers make your interiors go bananas! What did I do to deserve this? Oh, right.
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Man Alive! posted:What is your fascination with Daddy's forbidden closet of mystery? We're gay! We're glad! But don't tell Mom and Dad.
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Captain Foxy posted:MondayHotDog, I just realized, I am the 'Ow' in the word 'Now'. And if you tell anyone... I have a small part in an upcoming Broadway musical. It's not much, but it's a start.
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