The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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twerking on the railroad: Jun 23, 2007; Get on my level

AKA Driver posted:

Then, by the power vested in me by the state gaming commission, I pronounce you man and wife. Here's ten dollars worth of chips. You may kiss the bride.

NEXT!

For a whale of a goon!

# ? Feb 8, 2014 12:13

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# ? May 27, 2024 13:40

Man Alive!: Jul 21, 2004; There IS a spoon, LOOK.

AKA Driver posted:

Then, by the power vested in me by the state gaming commission, I pronounce you man and wife. Here's ten dollars worth of chips. You may kiss the bride.

NEXT!

"Me... bad want... money now... me sick."

# ? Feb 8, 2014 13:48

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Man Alive! posted:

"Me... bad want... money now... me sick."

Y'know those guitars that are like... double guitars?

# ? Feb 8, 2014 18:05

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

IMJack posted:

But we've never been mass-married!

My cousin Frank did it. He became Francine back in '76. Then he joined that cult. I think his name is Mother Shabubu now.

# ? Feb 8, 2014 18:11

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Tokelau All Star posted:

Now it's falling apart like a Chinese motorcycle!

I'm gonna ruin you like a Japanese banquet!

# ? Feb 8, 2014 18:54

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

Mister Kingdom posted:

And incidentally, thanks for not making fun of his genitalia.

# ? Feb 8, 2014 18:56

twerking on the railroad: Jun 23, 2007; Get on my level

Man Alive! posted:

"Me... bad want... money now... me sick."

Oooh! Him post read good!

# ? Feb 8, 2014 19:13

BloodDesk UnderHell: Sep 24, 2007; Wow! He licks good boot!

AKA Driver posted:

Then, by the power vested in me by the state gaming commission, I pronounce you man and wife. Here's ten dollars worth of chips. You may kiss the bride.

NEXT!

Chicken necks?

# ? Feb 8, 2014 19:55

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

Chicken necks?

Then I add secret hobo spices.

# ? Feb 8, 2014 21:11

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

Chicken necks?

# ? Feb 8, 2014 21:16

The Dark One: Aug 19, 2005; I'm your friend and I'm not going to just stand by and let you do this!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThhfLvR4Wo8

# ? Feb 8, 2014 21:28

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

CatchrNdRy posted:

And incidentally, thanks for not making fun of his genitalia.

Hide your shame!

# ? Feb 8, 2014 22:26

Tokelau All Star: Feb 23, 2008; THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

jscolon2.0 posted:

Then I add secret hobo spices.

Oh jscolon, you're not going as a hobo again?

# ? Feb 8, 2014 23:01

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

Writer Cath posted:

Hide your shame!

I can see that I'm just a passive-aggressive co-culprit. By nagging you when you do foolish things, I just enable your life script.

# ? Feb 8, 2014 23:31

Captain Foxy: Jun 13, 2007; I love Hitler and Hitler loves me! He's not all bad, Hitler just needs someone to believe in him! Can't you just give Hitler a chance?

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CharlieFoxtrot posted:

# ? Feb 8, 2014 23:46

Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

CatchrNdRy posted:

I can see that I'm just a passive-aggressive co-culprit. By nagging you when you do foolish things, I just enable your life script.

....can I go now?

# ? Feb 8, 2014 23:53

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Jerusalem posted:

I'm sure I don't know . I did, however, play Rum Tum Tugger in Cats!

Ooh, ooh, Jerusalem, over here!

Do you think the ghost of CharlieFoxtrot haunts the bordello where his bullet-riddled body was found?

# ? Feb 9, 2014 00:09

Elfface: Nov 14, 2010; Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

Man Alive! posted:

"Me... bad want... money now... me sick."

I am a good... Work guy...

# ? Feb 9, 2014 00:13

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Elfface posted:

I am a good... Work guy...

Let's go back to that web...thingy. Where our threads and quotes....is.

# ? Feb 9, 2014 00:24

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Mister Kingdom posted:

Let's go back to that web...thingy. Where our threads and quotes....is.

Where's that metal dealie you use to... dig... food?

# ? Feb 9, 2014 00:26

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

MondayHotDog posted:

Where's that metal dealie you use to... dig... food?

I see you've played knifey-spoony before.

# ? Feb 9, 2014 00:45

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

MondayHotDog posted:

Where's that metal dealie you use to... dig... food?

# ? Feb 9, 2014 01:10

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

MondayHotDog posted:

Ooh, ooh, Jerusalem, over here!

Do you think the ghost of CharlieFoxtrot haunts the bordello where his bullet-riddled body was found?

I'm a torso! :v:

# ? Feb 9, 2014 01:12

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

MondayHotDog posted:

Ooh, ooh, Jerusalem, over here!

Do you think the ghost of CharlieFoxtrot haunts the bordello where his bullet-riddled body was found?

# ? Feb 9, 2014 01:32

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

Jerusalem posted:

Yer goofy lookin' :laugh:

# ? Feb 9, 2014 03:35

A Great Big Bee!: Mar 8, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Writer Cath posted:

Yer goofy lookin'

Your appearance is comical to me!

# ? Feb 9, 2014 03:40

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

Your appearance is comical to me!

I'm a nerd...

# ? Feb 9, 2014 03:52

Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

Your appearance is comical to me!

I had intercourse with your spouse or significant other!

# ? Feb 9, 2014 04:04

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

MondayHotDog posted:

I'm a nerd...

I'm a neurotic nerd that likes to have sex with little girls. :thejoke:

# ? Feb 9, 2014 04:15

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

jscolon2.0 posted:

I'm a neurotic nerd that likes to have sex with little girls.

It's funny because it's true! :roflolmao:

# ? Feb 9, 2014 04:29

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Remember that postcard Grandpa sent us from Florida of that alligator biting that woman's bottom?

That's right, we all thought it was hilarious. But it turns out we were wrong: that alligator was sexually harassing that woman.

# ? Feb 9, 2014 05:11

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Everything Counts posted:

I had intercourse with your spouse or significant other!

Now that's psychiatry!

# ? Feb 9, 2014 05:25

Technogeek: Sep 9, 2002; by FactsAreUseless

MondayHotDog posted:

Now that's psychiatry!

Yes, yes, it's all a rich tapestry.

# ? Feb 9, 2014 07:24

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Technogeek posted:

Yes, yes, it's all a rich tapestry.

Look at the fine stitching on the word "dope!"

# ? Feb 9, 2014 08:19

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Look at the fine stitching on the word "dope!"

Daddy's special medicine, which you must never use, because it will ruin your life, let's Daddy see and hear magical things that you will never experience. Ever!

# ? Feb 9, 2014 08:28

Captain Foxy: Jun 13, 2007; I love Hitler and Hitler loves me! He's not all bad, Hitler just needs someone to believe in him! Can't you just give Hitler a chance?

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MondayHotDog posted:

Daddy's special medicine, which you must never use, because it will ruin your life, let's Daddy see and hear magical things that you will never experience. Ever!

MondayHotDog, I just realized, I am the 'Ow' in the word 'Now'. And if you tell anyone... :argh:

# ? Feb 9, 2014 08:53

Man Alive!: Jul 21, 2004; There IS a spoon, LOOK.

MondayHotDog posted:

Daddy's special medicine, which you must never use, because it will ruin your life, let's Daddy see and hear magical things that you will never experience. Ever!

What is your fascination with Daddy's forbidden closet of mystery?

# ? Feb 9, 2014 11:54

A Great Big Bee!: Mar 8, 2007; Grimey Drawer

jscolon2.0 posted:

I'm a neurotic nerd that likes to have sex with little girls.

So many rice crackers claim to be low-cal, but only Fujikawa Rice Crackers make your interiors go bananas! What did I do to deserve this?

Oh, right.

# ? Feb 9, 2014 13:02

Technogeek: Sep 9, 2002; by FactsAreUseless

Man Alive! posted:

What is your fascination with Daddy's forbidden closet of mystery?

We're gay! We're glad!

But don't tell Mom and Dad.

# ? Feb 9, 2014 13:52

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# ? May 27, 2024 13:40

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

Captain Foxy posted:

MondayHotDog, I just realized, I am the 'Ow' in the word 'Now'. And if you tell anyone...

I have a small part in an upcoming Broadway musical. It's not much, but it's a start.

# ? Feb 9, 2014 14:16

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