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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:I sent them an email. My German is really bad, so I hope Namensvorschlag means what I think it does and not "YOUR COUNTRY EARNS GOLDS IN TURD-EATING CONTEST IN SOCHI" Well the Russian women's hockey team is shoving turds down Germany's collective mouths right now and asking them how it tastes. "Good, da?"
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MariusLecter posted:Well the Russian women's hockey team is shoving turds down Germany's collective mouths right now and asking them how it tastes. "Good, da?" I think it's pretty much guaranteed that the Canadian women's hockey team will poo poo and piss down every other team's collective mouths.
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Agrajag posted:I think it's pretty much guaranteed that the Canadian women's hockey team will poo poo and piss down every other team's collective mouths. That's a given.
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Velvet Sparrow posted:My kid had asked us what we were laughing at so much while we were reading this thread, so we told her all about the shoddy hotels, the death courses, the dogs. She went off to play with some modeling clay, and a little while later produced this: You have raised your kid right.
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Agrajag posted:I think it's pretty much guaranteed that the Canadian women's hockey team will poo poo and piss down every other team's collective mouths. poo poo and piss./ down a mouth
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midnightclimax posted:can the athlete decide in biathlon if he/she wants to stand or lie down while shooting? or does it change each round? There are four shooting rounds. Two standing, two lying down.
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Tomero_the_Great posted:Apparently all of the livestreams are like this on the CBC website - everyone's privy to the behind-the-scenes chitchat during the non-existent commercials. I doubt that it'll be as juicy during the games as during the opening (when everyone was full of anticipation), but you might want to be ready for the closing ceremony. Paradox Personified posted:They took it down early this morning, so in preparation I will try and record the stream for the closing ceremonies.
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Are they still doing biathalon stuff? I wanted to catch that, I had a TA in college who was going to be on the USSR biathalon team before the whole collapse of the soviet union thing. They'd take him to a nearby Red Army base to work on the shooting and whatnot, it sounded pretty crazy. Motherfucker looked exactly like David Bowie, too, it was uncanny.
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Watching the luge. The poo poo about the track literally consists of old fibro and rough cut pine planks On the wide shots they have black tarps covering the rubble about the track.
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Agrajag posted:I think it's pretty much guaranteed that the Canadian women's hockey team will poo poo and piss down every other team's collective mouths. Not necessarily. As much as I want Hayley to get one more medal, they just lost a set of friendlies to the US team something terrible like 0-4.
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Grey Fox V2 posted:Thank you! I-H posted:Am I too late with this? I had to look this poo poo up, son. The phrase is from an NEC PC-88 game called "The Screamer" (ザ・スクリーマー) where one of the character screens has some English text that ends with "DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED." 
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T.Worth posted:Watching the luge. It has to be safer than Vancouver, otherwise the Indian luger would have gotten injured in one of his fails.
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actionjackson posted:I find figure skating hard to watch because I'm too nervous whenever they do a jump that they will fall The rear end to ice wipeouts are the best
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UnnaturalSELECTION posted:The rear end to ice wipeouts are the best Oh god, all those sciatic nerves.  Oh god.  So much pain.
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Paradox Personified posted:If the thread doesn't blow up about the closing ceremonies and CBC beforehand, just remind me. I want the hilarious mic'd-during-commercials commentary so bad, myself. There's a good chance he first saw the phrase here, but thanks for digging up the truth. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuPQo2DeFyQ
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Meat Recital posted:the incompetence of these olympics is a high water mark that will be tough to beat, but i think these guys have a shot. I'll admit that I don't know anything about Rio beyond that it's in Brazil and they did a Fast and the Furious movie there and they have a giant stone Jesus doing the "safe" motion. What's so terrible about it that it will be worse than Sochi? edit: oh raditts fucked around with this message at 17:33 on Feb 9, 2014 |
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raditts posted:I'll admit that I don't know anything about Rio beyond that it's in Brazil and they did a Fast and the Furious movie there and they have a giant stone Jesus doing the "safe" motion. What's so terrible about it that it will be worse than Sochi? If 'An Idiot Abroad' is to be trusted, it's crowded, loud, you'll be forced to sleep in the bedroom-closet of a drag queen because 'that's the tradition', and when you finally run away to a nice quiet beach to watch the sunrise in peace, you'll get continuously mooned by the concessions guy who's literally only wearing a polo shirt as he gets his concessions stand set up. Because it's a nude beach.
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raditts posted:I'll admit that I don't know anything about Rio beyond that it's in Brazil and they did a Fast and the Furious movie there and they have a giant stone Jesus doing the "safe" motion. What's so terrible about it that it will be worse than Sochi? The people running the country are nearly as corrupt as the ones running Russia. It's also got a kidnapping industry to rival Mexico's, which really makes it a weird choice for a place to bring a shitload of tourists to.
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raditts posted:I'll admit that I don't know anything about Rio beyond that it's in Brazil and they did a Fast and the Furious movie there and they have a giant stone Jesus doing the "safe" motion. What's so terrible about it that it will be worse than Sochi?
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Watch City of God and Elite Squad 2. Also there's a few docs floating around about Rio (Vice Guide to Travel, and World's Scariest Gangs or something) where they showed every side of the Rio drug war to be hell. From medieval prisons where inmates are packed 30 to a cell (and are regularly murdered/beheaded), to cops shooting teenagers in broad daylight, and gangs throwing enemies/journalists into stacked tires then pouring gas and lighting it.
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t3h z0r posted:Watch City of God and Elite Squad 2.
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The X-man cometh posted:It has to be safer than Vancouver, otherwise the Indian luger would have gotten injured in one of his fails. You mean the independent competitor? Because India was banned for being too corrupt for even the IOC: http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/02/06/india-s-olympic-mess-why-you-won-t-see-the-nation-s-flag-in-sochi.html
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T.Worth posted:Watching the luge. That explains why nbc isn't showing any coverage of it on tv
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Croccers posted:I like how they need to build so many stadiums. How much use is 15 stadiums going to get after it all? Depends on where they are, really. São Paulo and Rio are where the big teams are, mostly. Manaus, near the Amazon and where it is hot as balls? Not much.
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you irl posted:That explains why nbc isn't showing any coverage of it on tv NBC: Nice Broadcasting, Comrades 
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T.Worth posted:You mean the independent competitor? As much as I hate the Olympics I have to admit that I think India would put on an amazing opening ceremony.
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T.Worth posted:You mean the independent competitor? Only 26 medals ever won by India lmbo. The Ape of Naples posted:As much as I hate the Olympics I have to admit that I think India would put on an amazing opening ceremony. No they would probably be worse then Russia's.
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The Ape of Naples posted:As much as I hate the Olympics I have to admit that I think India would put on an amazing opening ceremony. Wonder what would happen if you threw $51 billion at Bollywood.
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MariusLecter posted:Wonder what would happen if you threw $51 billion at Bollywood. Indian Thriller remastered for widescreen displays
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The Ape of Naples posted:As much as I hate the Olympics I have to admit that I think India would put on an amazing opening ceremony. 71 billion dollars: Three guys play cards while drinking tea for 6 hours in a cardboard box. Nothing sus, no corruption here!
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Then a very tasteful simulation* of a gangrape *May not be a simulation.
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The Unnamed One posted:Then a very tasteful simulation* of a gangrape
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