The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Writer Cath posted:

I have a small part in an upcoming Broadway musical. It's not much, but it's a start.

Ever since I was a little girl, I dreamed of being in a Broadway... audience.

# ? Feb 9, 2014 16:00

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# ? May 17, 2024 17:29

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Technogeek posted:

We're gay! We're glad!

But don't tell Mom and Dad.

We're here! We're queer! We don't want any more bears!

# ? Feb 9, 2014 16:42

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

Drink-Mix Man posted:

We're here! We're queer! We don't want any more bears!

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# ? Feb 9, 2014 17:17

Jorghnassen: Oct 1, 2007; Glouton des fjords

Root Bear posted:

Lisa, when you get to be our age, you�ll learn a few things, like when a sign says �Do not feed the bears,� man, you better not feed the bears.

# ? Feb 9, 2014 18:23

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

jscolon2.0 posted:

Ever since I was a little girl, I dreamed of being in a Broadway... audience.

Oh... If only I didn't already have a pair of shoes!

# ? Feb 9, 2014 20:28

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

CatchrNdRy posted:

Oh... If only I didn't already have a pair of shoes!

Sometimes, you gotta spoil yourself... spoil yourself... spoil yourself.

# ? Feb 9, 2014 20:40

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Hogburto posted:

Sometimes, you gotta spoil yourself... spoil yourself... spoil yourself.

It's a part of us all...a part of us all...a part of us all.

# ? Feb 9, 2014 21:30

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

Hogburto posted:

Sometimes, you gotta spoil yourself... spoil yourself... spoil yourself.

nagging... nagging...nagggin

# ? Feb 9, 2014 22:05

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

...bony old behind! _{...bony old behind!_{...bony old behind!}}

# ? Feb 9, 2014 23:17

Captain Foxy: Jun 13, 2007; I love Hitler and Hitler loves me! He's not all bad, Hitler just needs someone to believe in him! Can't you just give Hitler a chance?

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FALL OUT BOY AUDITIONS HERE
Well, not here....inside

# ? Feb 9, 2014 23:28

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Captain Foxy posted:

FALL OUT BOY AUDITIONS HERE
Well, not here....inside

TOMORROW: ENTERTAIN YOURSELVES, DAMMIT

# ? Feb 9, 2014 23:32

Daktar: Aug 19, 2008; I done turned 'er head into a slug an' now she's a-stucked!

Jerusalem posted:

TOMORROW: ENTERTAIN YOURSELVES, DAMMIT

THERE ARE PLENTY OF BUSINESSES LIKE SHOW BUSINESS

# ? Feb 9, 2014 23:42

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Jerusalem posted:

TOMORROW: ENTERTAIN YOURSELVES, DAMMIT

# ? Feb 9, 2014 23:47

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Daktar posted:

THERE ARE PLENTY OF BUSINESSES LIKE SHOW BUSINESS

Sorry folks but there's profit to be had :shrug:

# ? Feb 9, 2014 23:50

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

We know you don't have any more money left, but that doesn't matter. Just take whatever you need from our boutiques until you can get back on your feet.
:rory:

# ? Feb 9, 2014 23:53

LEZ BE FRIENDS: Oct 15, 2006; Merry fucking Christmas.

Hogburto posted:

Chop chop, dig dig...

# ? Feb 10, 2014 01:09

Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

LEZ BE FRIENDS posted:

Chop chop, dig dig...

Gas, brake, honk. Gas, brake, honk. Honk, honk, punch. Gas, gas, gas.

# ? Feb 10, 2014 02:12

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

Everything Counts posted:

Gas, brake, honk. Gas, brake, honk. Honk, honk, punch. Gas, gas, gas.

Still got it!

# ? Feb 10, 2014 03:05

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

Jerusalem posted:

TOMORROW: ENTERTAIN YOURSELVES, DAMMIT

Welcome Candy Convention, Room I
Candy-Shaped Rat Poison Convention, Room II

# ? Feb 10, 2014 03:54

A Great Big Bee!: Mar 8, 2007; Grimey Drawer

CatchrNdRy posted:

Welcome Candy Convention, Room I
Candy-Shaped Rat Poison Convention, Room II

# ? Feb 10, 2014 04:02

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

You're gonna go see the bear in the little car, huh?

# ? Feb 10, 2014 04:03

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Root Bear posted:

It was finger Ling-Ling good! :cry:

# ? Feb 10, 2014 04:22

BloodDesk UnderHell: Sep 24, 2007; Wow! He licks good boot!

Root Bear posted:

On this site, in 1989, nothing happened. :china:

# ? Feb 10, 2014 04:26

Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

You're gonna go see the bear in the little car, huh?

Ha! It's Bob Seger!

...awwww, crap.

# ? Feb 10, 2014 04:28

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Everything Counts posted:

Ha! It's Bob Seger!

...awwww, crap.

My babysitter cancelled, and I've got tickets to a Christian rock concert. It's gonna be one wholesome evening!

# ? Feb 10, 2014 05:04

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Everything Counts posted:

Ha! It's Bob Seger!

...awwww, crap.

Get to the "working overtime" part!

# ? Feb 10, 2014 06:01

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Get to the "working overtime" part!

No! No talking! No new crap! Taking Care Of Business! Now!

# ? Feb 10, 2014 06:59

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

MondayHotDog posted:

No! No talking! No new crap! Taking Care Of Business! Now!

Less chat, more hat.

# ? Feb 10, 2014 07:17

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Less chat, more hat.

# ? Feb 10, 2014 07:40

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

I'm with the ~~shirt~~ hat!

# ? Feb 10, 2014 07:51

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Drink-Mix Man posted:

I'm with the ~~shirt~~ hat!

Several posts ago, a violent riot erupted, incited by an inflammatory ~~T-shirt~~ hat slogan. No, no, now don't try to remember what that slogan was!

# ? Feb 10, 2014 07:55

Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Several posts ago, a violent riot erupted, incited by an inflammatory ~~T-shirt~~ hat slogan. No, no, now don't try to remember what that slogan was!

The year was 1968. We were on recon in a steaming Mekong delta. An overheated private removed his flack jacket, revealing a T-shirt with an iron-on sporting the MAD slogan Up With Mini-skirts! Well, we all had a good laugh, even though I didn't quite understand it.

# ? Feb 10, 2014 08:03

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Everything Counts posted:

The year was 1968. We were on recon in a steaming Mekong delta. An overheated private removed his flack jacket, revealing a T-shirt with an iron-on sporting the MAD slogan Up With Mini-skirts! Well, we all had a good laugh, even though I didn't quite understand it.

But our momentary lapse of concentration allowed "Charlie" to get the drop on us. I spent the next three years in a POW camp, forced to subsist on a thin stew made of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk, and four kinds of rice. I came close to madness trying to find it here in the States, but they just can't get the spices right!

# ? Feb 10, 2014 08:07

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

MondayHotDog posted:

But our momentary lapse of concentration allowed "Charlie" to get the drop on us. I spent the next three years in a POW camp, forced to subsist on a thin stew made of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk, and four kinds of rice. I came close to madness trying to find it here in the States, but they just can't get the spices right!

But the menu said "galaxy of prawns". Three prawns are hardly a galaxy! What do you mean, "your hands are tied?!" Let me talk to Mr. Kwan.

# ? Feb 10, 2014 08:23

The Dark One: Aug 19, 2005; I'm your friend and I'm not going to just stand by and let you do this!

CatchrNdRy posted:

Twelve eighty. No wait. wait. Wh-what comes after twelve?

# ? Feb 10, 2014 08:42

Tokelau All Star: Feb 23, 2008; THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Several posts ago, a violent riot erupted, incited by an inflammatory ~~T-shirt~~ hat slogan. No, no, now don't try to remember what that slogan was!

# ? Feb 10, 2014 09:25

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

Tokelau All Star posted:

Like a giant billboard that says No Fat Chicks?

# ? Feb 10, 2014 10:41

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

Luigi Thirty posted:

Like a giant billboard that says No Fat Chicks?

I'm here to share my moral outrage. But this time it's not about that giant inflatable Dos Equis bottle.

# ? Feb 10, 2014 18:58

BloodDesk UnderHell: Sep 24, 2007; Wow! He licks good boot!

CatchrNdRy posted:

I'm here to share my moral outrage. But this time it's not about that giant inflatable Dos Equis bottle.

Chat away, I'll just amuse myself with these pornographic playing cards. :geno:

# ? Feb 10, 2014 19:34

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# ? May 17, 2024 17:29

A Great Big Bee!: Mar 8, 2007; Grimey Drawer

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

Chat away, I'll just amuse myself with these pornographic playing cards.

Oh no, her clothes are coming off! Heehee! Hey, y'know who would love this? Men!

# ? Feb 10, 2014 19:35

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