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you irl
Jan 22, 2014

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

Holy gently caress, Comrade Smug here:

"And what would you say to the people who said you couldn't do this?"

"Thank you." :smug:

And then he just walks out of the interview, probably to bang some 6'4 ice-cold Russian ice skating groupie chick

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Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
chick?

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


NBC missed out on a great TV opportunity by not sending Norm Abram or somebody over there as a correspondent.

you irl
Jan 22, 2014

sorry putin was watching

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

And that's it for NBC coverage today in my timezone. Good fuckin' job, Nothing But Commercials :bravo:

Considering the shitload of money they drop on getting the rights to the olympics every year, you'd think they'd spend a bit more time actually airing them.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Every time I see Grovergrad it makes me laugh

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Ugly In The Morning posted:

Considering the shitload of money they drop on getting the rights to the olympics every year, you'd think they'd spend a bit more time actually airing them.

NBC spent $775 million for the rights to the Sochi Olympics

Kilo147
Apr 14, 2007

You remind me of the boss
What boss?
The boss with the power
What power?
The power of voodoo
Who-doo?
You do.
Do what?
Remind me of the Boss.

It's been said before, but :drat: those biathlon rifles are loving awesome.

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Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
I want some Olympic money. I wonder what Olympic events goons could specialize in

Olympic Starcraft

Kilo147
Apr 14, 2007

You remind me of the boss
What boss?
The boss with the power
What power?
The power of voodoo
Who-doo?
You do.
Do what?
Remind me of the Boss.

UnnaturalSELECTION posted:

I want some Olympic money. I wonder what Olympic events goons could specialize in

Olympic Starcraft

Korea would kick our asses. Maybe Fedora wearing, a neckbeard competition, and white knighting.

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice
Social Justice Wargames

Hot Pocket Relay

edit: VVVVVVVVVVVVVVV

"Well, it looks like it's about over, folks. With just seconds left to go, Japan has all but taken home the gold in Unironic Posting About Anime."

"That's right, Tom, and what a competition it was. I'm sure Glorious Nippon is proud of Abe Taka--wait! Oh, my god! From out of nowhere, a post from U.S. goon Gotta Stay Fai, and it's a monster!"

"Holy balls, Trent, is that a loving fifteen-thousand-word piece on why the original ending to Neon Genesis Evangelion is better than any of the re-dos? I'm losing my poo poo here!"

"It is! As the timer runs down, Japan has no chance here. The entire team just silently stood up from their laptops and is walking toward the exit. Good lord."

GOTTA STAY FAI fucked around with this message at 01:34 on Feb 10, 2014

Croccers
Jun 15, 2012

UnnaturalSELECTION posted:

I want some Olympic money. I wonder what Olympic events goons could specialize in
Olympic poo poo-posting.
Olympic Unironic posting about anime.

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Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
Circle jerking could be a team event

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012

UnnaturalSELECTION posted:

I want some Olympic money. I wonder what Olympic events goons could specialize in

Olympic Starcraft

The only Olympics goons could participate in are the Special Olympics

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Croccers posted:

Olympic poo poo-posting.
Olympic Unironic posting about anime.

Olympic SJW

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Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
Gold in the pants making GBS threads event

Portals
Apr 18, 2012

olympic sobbing

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Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
We could have bizarro Olympics, where instead of no drugs allowed drugs are mandatory, and whoever can take the most drugs and live wins, and feature tcc

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

still not a guaranteed gold

Miltank
Dec 27, 2009

by XyloJW
goon olympics would feature an event where twelve depressed posters from different countries are placed around a table and asked about their lives and the one that bums out the judges the most wins.

Paradox Personified
Mar 15, 2010

:sun: SoroScrew :sun:

7thBatallion posted:

Korea would kick our asses. Maybe Fedora wearing, a neckbeard competition, and white knighting.

I could gif circles around anyone, this I know.
Crawfish Peeling biathlon! Peel the crawfish, suck the head, shoot your opponent also in the head. I'd take gold in that as well.

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
Olympic trolling
Olympic lolling
Olympic boasting
Olympic posting
Posting high
Voted 5

Kilo147
Apr 14, 2007

You remind me of the boss
What boss?
The boss with the power
What power?
The power of voodoo
Who-doo?
You do.
Do what?
Remind me of the Boss.

VilePilot would get gold for most bans.

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE

UnnaturalSELECTION posted:

We could have bizarro Olympics, where instead of no drugs allowed drugs are mandatory, and whoever can take the most drugs and live wins, and feature tcc

Not dying in a parked car is best event.

Alkydere
Jun 7, 2010
Capitol: A building or complex of buildings in which any legislature meets.
Capital: A city designated as a legislative seat by the government or some other authority, often the city in which the government is located; otherwise the most important city within a country or a subdivision of it.



Greyhawk posted:

It's not. German TV is showing Olympics all day every day and by that I mean events and not homestories. I have no idea how the US and Canada even get to their numbers.

Well for NBC, I can explain it quite easily. See you mix this:

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

And that's it for NBC coverage today in my timezone. Good fuckin' job, Nothing But Commercials :bravo:
With all the filler human-interests stories and retelling of Olympic games long gone you can. That leaves you just barely enough time to show all the American Athletes in their finals runs as well just enough dirty foreigners to compare how well TEAM USA did in this year's dirty foreigners games.

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice
Guys I would win us at least a bronze in Olympic Drive Defragmenting

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

Guys I would win us at least a bronze in Olympic Drive Defragmenting

sorry the olympics use SSDs now. your event has been cut.

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


Olympic Facebook Stalking is a relatively new addition to the Games

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Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
I would get a medal in cat stacking

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:

sorry the olympics use SSDs now. your event has been cut.

back to unironic anime posting i guess :nyoron:

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Gracie Gold is a replicant, right?


Figure skating is lame. I know it must be hard as hell to do, but still. Lame.

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


UnnaturalSELECTION posted:

We could have bizarro Olympics, where instead of no drugs allowed drugs are mandatory, and whoever can take the most drugs and live wins, and feature tcc

Would the Driveway Pass-Out be a summer event?

Brutal.roadrunner
Dec 15, 2011

*WHIPCRACK*

redshirt posted:

Gracie Gold is a replicant, right?


Figure skating is lame. I know it must be hard as hell to do, but still. Lame.

If she is, Yulia Lipnitskaya is the new model. She made Putin smile...for once he doesn't look bored and actually looks happy.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Brutal.roadrunner posted:

If she is, Yulia Lipnitskaya is the new model. She made Putin smile...for once he doesn't look bored and actually looks happy.

She looks like she's 12 years old. Is she?

Also, she did the same ice dance last night and won a gold - what's the difference with today's event?

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Brutal.roadrunner posted:

If she is, Yulia Lipnitskaya is the new model. She made Putin smile...for once he doesn't look bored and actually looks happy.

Looks like Putin has a new mistress lined up once she becomes legal.

HackerJoeGuy
Apr 18, 2007

Agrajag posted:

Looks like Putin has a new mistress lined up once she becomes legal.

I don't think he's that patient. It'd be much easier to just change the date on her birth certificate.

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

HackerJoeGuy posted:

I don't think he's that patient. It'd be much easier to just gently caress her.

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

HackerJoeGuy posted:

I don't think he's that patient. It'd be much easier to just change the date on her birth certificate.

Is fine is legal in Russia women grow up faster not use silly western gregorian calender we use superior putin calender.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

You guys are assuming he didn't already have a mistress 15 years ago.

I mean, the announcers just made a big deal that the girl never smiles

How many of Russia's athletes are in fact Putin's progeny?:tinfoil:

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Moose King
Nov 5, 2009

redshirt posted:

She looks like she's 12 years old. Is she?

Also, she did the same ice dance last night and won a gold - what's the difference with today's event?

They said she just barely snuck past the age limit, which means she just recently turned 15.

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