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i,would but i'm afraid of looking them in the eye
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Feb 11, 2014 02:43
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Phlegmish posted:drat i bet they're wearing fifteen fedoras simulatenosuly righy now Maybe the truth is somewhere in the middle and every goon should be fed to the Dogs Of Sochi
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Feb 11, 2014 02:43
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lol what happened to your username the truth isn't in the middle but on the other hand people wjhào ironically say the truth is in the middle should have stopped doing that in 2011, we get it, south park sucks, goddamn
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Feb 11, 2014 02:48
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Phlegmish posted:lol what happened to your username hey bro i think you may have forgotten to take your meds
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Feb 11, 2014 02:51
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My username evolved. Everything evolves. That is a science.
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Feb 11, 2014 02:52
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Aw, yeah, short track, a.k.a. "Watch to see who's gonna get their femoral sliced open in a fall."
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Feb 11, 2014 03:00
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If I was in first in short track I would totally let out a nice stinky fart. Would make the other back off in a hurry! If that failed, just straight up poo poo yourself.
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Feb 11, 2014 03:01
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:If I was in first I would totally let out a nice stinky fart. Would make the other back off in a hurry! Peeing onto the track probably works better, or would that make the people behind you go faster from the partially melted ice?
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Feb 11, 2014 03:03
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:If I was in first in short track I would totally let out a nice stinky fart. Would make the other back off in a hurry! I think the extra weight from the poo poo in your pants might slow you down
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Feb 11, 2014 03:04
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Cthulu Carl posted:Aw, yeah, short track, a.k.a. "Watch to see who's gonna get their femoral sliced open in a fall." Short track, or, men in lycra bodysuits skate balls-to-rear end while touching each other gently on the hip to indicate their close proximity
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Feb 11, 2014 03:05
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drat, the chinese guy almost circumcised the guy in front of him
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Feb 11, 2014 03:07
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Short Track is nascar on ice. I'm only watching to watch a crash...
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Feb 11, 2014 03:07
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Short Track is nascar on ice. I'm only watching to watch tight man rear end in tights? Makes you think. 
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Feb 11, 2014 03:08
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what was the most badass speedskating lycra outfit. i bet it was pretty gay even if it was skeletor or something
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Feb 11, 2014 03:08
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harley patches couldn't man up those outfits
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Feb 11, 2014 03:10
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JerryLee posted:I'm not looking at what you are but are you describing clap skates? Googling it, that sure looks like what was happening.
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Feb 11, 2014 03:10
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Darth123123 posted:what was the most badass speedskating lycra outfit. i bet it was pretty gay even if it was skeletor or something i want to see a flesh-colored body suit with an erect dick painted at the crotch let's see putin cuddle that
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Feb 11, 2014 03:12
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"He likes to come from the back" 
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Feb 11, 2014 03:13
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Darkman Fanpage posted:Openly Gay Medalist 'Cuddles' with Putin Eww now she has his cooties
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Feb 11, 2014 03:22
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Feb 11, 2014 03:25
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SaltyJesus posted:
Oh man, it's too bad this is fake. Audi's had it in for the IOC since the 90s, when they started pulling their "five interconnected rings IS our logo" bullshit and sued Audi for trademark infringement.
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Feb 11, 2014 03:30
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Implying their car is a solidly built as "The Sochi Experience".
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funroll loops posted:I think the extra weight from the poo poo in your pants might slow you down You're not really adding any weight if you poo poo your pants on the track, you're just moving it around a little bit. Unless you have some kind of conservation-of-matter destroying colon. Which wouldn't shock me, given SA's history of poop stories.
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Feb 11, 2014 03:34
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Junkie Disease posted:Has Russia's greatest been sighted yet? And that one loss was by JAMES BOND DOO DOO DOOOOO DOOOO
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Feb 11, 2014 03:48
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happyhippy posted:And that one loss was by JAMES BOND DOO DOO DOOOOO DOOOO if he were some fat hick from wyoming 
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Feb 11, 2014 03:52
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Wanna see him fight butter bean
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Feb 11, 2014 03:55
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happyhippy posted:JAMES BOND DOO DOO DOOOOO DOOOO
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Feb 11, 2014 04:03
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happyhippy posted:JAMES BOND DOO DOO DOOOOO DOOOO
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Feb 11, 2014 04:07
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Darkman Fanpage posted:Openly Gay Medalist 'Cuddles' with Putin Expected that gay medalist to be a dude.
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Feb 11, 2014 04:13
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UnnaturalSELECTION posted:Wanna see him fight butter bean The butter bean vs Johnny Knoxville boxing match was pretty one sided.
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Feb 11, 2014 04:14
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aeternum posted:Expected that gay medalist to be a dude. the only man putin will cuddle is the ioc president
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Feb 11, 2014 04:15
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etalian posted:The butter bean vs Johnny Knoxville boxing match was pretty one sided. what side was that then?
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Feb 11, 2014 04:19
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Cream_Filling posted:what side was that then? Butter bean
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Feb 11, 2014 04:21
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aeternum posted:Expected that gay medalist to be a dude. Then the headline would be "Openly Gay Medalist Shot Dead by Russian President".
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Feb 11, 2014 04:26
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I'm betting among the money stolen by the games is most of the security budget. I just imagine the cheap contractor who got the remaining funds to have himself drank them away before finding the cheapest solution to the security needs by watching the end of Munich. Oh, I do not want that to happen- wait, they kill all those terrorists and looks pretty cool. Solution is found! I must call Putin and make sure to tell him to invite Jew country to the games! The same man later thought letting all of the bomb sniffing dogs breed like crazy would result in an army of security dogs roaming the streets after watching Balto, forgetting that the dogs need training.
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Feb 11, 2014 04:37
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Rapdawg posted:I'm betting among the money stolen by the games is most of the security budget. I just imagine the cheap contractor who got the remaining funds to have himself drank them away before finding the cheapest solution to the security needs by watching the end of Munich. 
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Feb 11, 2014 05:18
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guys women's curling is happening right now hurry hard indeed
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Feb 11, 2014 06:17
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rt if you have eaten the mcdonalds olympic fan pack that is for two people by yourself
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Feb 11, 2014 06:18
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7lip posted:rt if you have eaten the mcdonalds olympic fan pack that is for two people by yourself i heard that in the US it's sold as a meal for one and costs like $7 c/d
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I'm tired of looking at Bob Costas' gross eyes. The glasses aren't fooling anyone, duder.
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