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Lycus: Aug 5, 2008; Half the posters in this forum have been made up. This website is a goddamn ghost town.

Aliens are coming here to harvest purestrain gold.

# ? Feb 11, 2014 02:20

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# ? Jun 10, 2024 13:09

Captain_Maclaine: Sep 30, 2001; Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

BUSH 2112 posted:

It's even worse than that: he's double-secret black Hitler.

You joke, but-

# ? Feb 11, 2014 02:23

Sharkie: Feb 4, 2013; by Fluffdaddy

If that poster's accurate then sign me up.

# ? Feb 11, 2014 02:25

Mind Loving Owl: Sep 5, 2012; The regeneration is failing! Hooooo...

amuayse posted:

Well maybe it will be like Childhood's End

So we'll all die out and a bunch of naked kids will blow up the Earth and all that's left of humanity will be data in a space hive-mind? I think that's what freepers assume the end result of universal health care will be.

All this talk of aliens and freep reminds me of the Pliocene Exile books. In that all the people who didn't like the near utopic future got to go back in time.

# ? Feb 11, 2014 02:35

isildur: May 31, 2000; BattleDroids: Flashpoint OH NO! Dekker! IS DOWN! THIS IS Glitch! Taking Command! THIS IS Glich! Taking command! OH NO! Glitch! IS DOWN! THIS IS Medusa! Taking command! THIS IS Medusa! Taking command! OH NO! Medusa IS DOWN!

Soon to be part of the Battletech Universe canon.

Sharkie posted:

If that poster's accurate then sign me up.

Want to join up with Black Hitler.

# ? Feb 11, 2014 03:02

Wanamingo: Feb 22, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

Captain_Maclaine posted:

You joke, but-

Sounds neat. Is there any way us white people can join in, like the Jewish collaborators of old?

# ? Feb 11, 2014 04:49

Mind Loving Owl: Sep 5, 2012; The regeneration is failing! Hooooo...

Wanamingo posted:

Sounds neat. Is there any way us white people can join in, like the Jewish collaborators of old?

I'm pretty sure the woman on Black Hitler's left is white so there's hope for us yet.

# ? Feb 11, 2014 05:47

Lycus: Aug 5, 2008; Half the posters in this forum have been made up. This website is a goddamn ghost town.

They'll need white spies. I'd make an excellent white spy.

Lycus fucked around with this message at 05:56 on Feb 11, 2014

# ? Feb 11, 2014 05:51

But Rocks Hurt Head: Jun 30, 2003; by Hand Knit; Pillbug

Since it seemed to work well last time, here's another round of unsourced, out-of-context freep quotes:

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I wonder what the % will be after Iran gets a tac nuke from Obama and detonates it a few miles from the Israeli border.

My idea for asteroids and comets is to redirect their orbits to collide with Mars.

This is a terra forming idea. Mars bigget flaw as I see it is that it lacks a magnetosphere and gravity strong enough to hold an atmosphere dense enough for human habitation.

If we bombard Mars with enough asteroids and comets we will add enough mass, gases and water to make it habitable. The added benefit being that we are ridding the neighborhood of NEOs.

It may take a million years unless we come across a really large nickel-iron asteroid and a big comet to drop on Mars but do we have anything better to do with asteroids, comets and Mars?
12 posted on Sunday, February 09, 2014 7:38:02 PM by Pontiac (The welfare state must fail because it is contrary to human nature and diminishes the human spirit.)

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�If he really wants to stir up the pot, raise the question of why mandatory priestly celibacy is something which should remain in force.�

That would certainly have every Catholic who is pro-abortion, pro-priestess and pro-gay marriage jumping up and down with joy. Try to find just one Catholic who thinks all those other things are awesome that also thinks the discipline of celibacy is valuable and should be continued.

Freegards

11 posted on Monday, February 10, 2014 5:35:51 PM by Ransomed

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�So if it was created to defraud then the information on �that thing� is fraudulent. One can only know the information is fraudulent if one knows what the truth is....no?�

No. There are two separate forensic investigations:

1. Is the LFBC a true and correct copy of the original?

2. What are the true facts surrounding Barry�s birth?

Proving that the LFBC was forged does not answer the second question. Proving that the WH LFBC was forged does not prove what is or is not in the HI vault or whether Barry was or was not born in HI or anywhere else or who his parents were.

However, if the second question can be answered, such as finding a living Kenya birth witness or Kenyan official with access to Kenyan birth records, and the evidence and testimony would survive in federal court (or Congress) that refutes facts claimed on the LFBC, then Congress can investigate and overturn the �full faith and credit� protection firewall that HI DOH has relied on so far.

83 posted on Monday, February 10, 2014 11:42:00 AM by Seizethecarp (Defend aircraft from "runway kill zone" mini-drone helicopter swarm attacks: https://www.runwaykillzone.com)

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Who put the miles high monolith on the Martian potato shaped moon, Phobos? Since Mankind is likely to have done so, it would be aliens, right? And after you do a search on that anomaly, you can start doing searches on �faces on Mars� ... there�s more than one, and some sort of gigantic �lettering�, also. And yes, the data are straight from NASA photographic images.

36 posted on Thursday, January 23, 2014 9:24:04 PM by MHGinTN (Being deceived can be cured.)

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Democrats believe that to make what they want to happen actually happen, all they have to do is predict that it will happen.

The problem is that the low information voter always believes the politician with the strongest voice.

In the last two elections, Obama had the strongest voice, and he got elected.

Back in the Day, Hitler had the strongest voice, and he got elected - - - .

13 posted on Tuesday, February 11, 2014 12:01:02 AM by Graewoulf (Democrats' Obamacare Socialist Health Insur. Tax violates U.S. Constitution AND Anti-Trust Law.)

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�But who would have thought there were so many simple minded on FR?�

You can get attacked for just about anything here. Aside from legitimate posters who disagree, there are a lot of leftard moles lurking about.

89 posted on Tuesday, February 11, 2014 1:07:27 AM by dsc (Any attempt to move a government to the left is a crime against humanity.)

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When you point out that homosexuality is a sin under the Mosaic Law and the Catholic Church doctrine, that isn�t homophobic. It�s just facts. We call murderers murderers, and adulterers adulterers, and liars liars, and thieves thieves. It is what it is. We don�t hate homosexuals, nor do we have homosexual feelings (Another left wing lie). Lets look at this rationally. Root canals are painful. I don�t like them, I don�t think people should have to endure them. That doesn�t mean i secretly desire one

How about another step:
I don�t like rattle snakes. I�ve even killed a few. I won�t let one into my house garages or barn. I am not a fan of rattle snakes. That doesn�t mean I secretly desire to be bitten by one

One last one:
I don�t care for people who use Meth. I�ve never experienced it only seen the damage it has dome to families and individuals. I do not like it. That really does not mean I secretly desire to shoot it into my veins. Such silliness on the part of the Left Wing.

14 posted on Sunday, February 09, 2014 10:38:44 PM by realcleanguy

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The anus does not equal the vagina. The misogynists disagree.

44 posted on Monday, February 10, 2014 8:30:06 PM by Gene Eric (Don't be a statist!)

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I�m tired of giving everyone a pass on selling us down the river because they *might* be getting blackmailed. Petraeus, Roberts, Boehner, Ryan, McConnell,...and the list goes on.

No sale - not any more.

6 posted on Monday, February 10, 2014 10:39:59 PM by MichaelCorleone (Jesus Christ is not a religion. He's the Truth.)

# ? Feb 11, 2014 07:32

TheLoser: Apr 1, 2011; You make my korokoro go dokidoki.

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My idea for asteroids and comets is to redirect their orbits to collide with Mars.

This is a terra forming idea. Mars bigget flaw as I see it is that it lacks a magnetosphere and gravity strong enough to hold an atmosphere dense enough for human habitation.

If we bombard Mars with enough asteroids and comets we will add enough mass, gases and water to make it habitable. The added benefit being that we are ridding the neighborhood of NEOs.

It may take a million years unless we come across a really large nickel-iron asteroid and a big comet to drop on Mars but do we have anything better to do with asteroids, comets and Mars?
12 posted on Sunday, February 09, 2014 7:38:02 PM by Pontiac (The welfare state must fail because it is contrary to human nature and diminishes the human spirit.)

There is nothing I would enjoy more than giving this guy total control of some national space program and watching him build asteroid slingshots he designed on a McDonald's napkin.

# ? Feb 11, 2014 09:35

ArchangeI: Jul 15, 2010

TheLoser posted:

There is nothing I would enjoy more than giving this guy total control of some national space program and watching him build asteroid slingshots he designed on a McDonald's napkin.

What's this communist bullshit? Clearly terraforming mars should be a private endeavor, or the new world will at once be tainted by big government instead of blessed by the Free Market.

# ? Feb 11, 2014 10:23

Mind Loving Owl: Sep 5, 2012; The regeneration is failing! Hooooo...

ArchangeI posted:

What's this communist bullshit? Clearly terraforming mars should be a private endeavor, or the new world will at once be tainted by big government instead of blessed by the Free Market.

Ah so this is what got the Adeptus Mechanium started. And my the freep thread has been very science fiction today.

# ? Feb 11, 2014 10:45

robotsinmyhead: Nov 29, 2005; Dude, they oughta call you Piledriver!; Clever Betty

I think we can all agree that these hypothetically hyper-advanced sentient alien races should do the universe a favor and lay down in the Space Lanes and Ascend their consciousnesses to 4th Dimension.

# ? Feb 11, 2014 13:12

WarpedNaba: Feb 8, 2012; Being social makes me swell!

robotsinmyhead posted:

I think we can all agree that these hypothetically hyper-advanced sentient alien races should do the universe a favor and lay down in the Space Lanes and Ascend their consciousnesses to 4th Dimension.

The most famous example of Space Lanes in Sci-fi didn't really work out well for mankind.

Or was that Space Highways?

# ? Feb 11, 2014 13:21

JohnnyCanuck: May 28, 2004; Strong And/Or Free

WarpedNaba posted:

The most famous example of Space Lanes in Sci-fi didn't really work out well for mankind.

Or was that Space Highways?

Space Bypass.

# ? Feb 11, 2014 13:52

Duke Igthorn: Oct 11, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

Just a quick update: Lego Movie is really good and Freepers are talking out their rear end about the plot and message which is: family is important and be nice to each other and share.

# ? Feb 11, 2014 16:34

WarpedNaba: Feb 8, 2012; Being social makes me swell!

Wait, there's a lego movie?

# ? Feb 11, 2014 16:47

Crows Turn Off: Jan 7, 2008

WarpedNaba posted:

Wait, there's a lego movie?

Yeah, and it's supposed to be really good and made $70 million over the weekend.

# ? Feb 11, 2014 16:56

Prism: Dec 22, 2007; yospos

Duke Igthorn posted:

Just a quick update: Lego Movie is really good and Freepers are talking out their rear end about the plot and message which is: family is important and be nice to each other and share.

The villain is Lord Business (because he owns a lot, and this IS Lego) and that is inappropriate according to Fox. So yeah.

# ? Feb 11, 2014 16:58

Ghetto Prince: Sep 11, 2010; got to be mellow, y'all

Mind Loving Owl posted:

Ah so this is what got the Adeptus Mechanium started. And my the freep thread has been very science fiction today.

I don't think the ramblings of a paranoid schizophrenic count as science fiction,... except for Phillip K Dick's Total Recall, uhm, and I guess Blade Runner..Minority Report,...and quite a lot of others now that I've googled it.

Well poo poo, Science Fiction really is the ramblings of paranoid schizophrenics, thanks for ruining sci fi for me.

# ? Feb 11, 2014 16:59

e_angst: Sep 20, 2001; by exmarx

Ghetto Prince posted:

I don't think the ramblings of a paranoid schizophrenic count as science fiction,... except for Phillip K Dick's Total Recall, uhm, and I guess Blade Runner..Minority Report,...and quite a lot of others now that I've googled it.

Well poo poo, Science Fiction really is the ramblings of paranoid schizophrenics, thanks for ruining sci fi for me.

Hey now! Amphetamine psychosis is not paranoid schizophrenia. They're just virtually identical in all symptoms.

# ? Feb 11, 2014 17:05

Iron Crowned: May 6, 2003; by Hand Knit

Prism posted:

The villain is Lord Business (because he owns a lot, and this IS Lego) and that is inappropriate according to Fox. So yeah.

He apparently has a passing resemblance to Romney.

Then again as a kid, that would have been on par with any bad guy name I cold have come up with. Then again I was usually just making space ships to have space dog fights when I played with legos, so I never really had villians.

# ? Feb 11, 2014 17:05

The Rokstar: Aug 19, 2002; by FactsAreUseless

Duke Igthorn posted:

Just a quick update: Lego Movie is really good and Freepers are talking out their rear end about the plot and message which is: family is important and be nice to each other and share.

Found your problem.

# ? Feb 11, 2014 17:49

Fritz Coldcockin: Nov 7, 2005

No lying down in the street and dying, F-----, would not watch again

# ? Feb 11, 2014 19:10

woke wedding drone: Jun 1, 2003; by exmarx; Fun Shoe

Alter Ego posted:

No lying down in the street and dying, F-----, would not watch again

Attach your legs to the studs in the street and take your own head off!!!

# ? Feb 11, 2014 19:31

Fritz Coldcockin: Nov 7, 2005

SedanChair posted:

Attach your legs to the studs in the street and take your own head off!!!

Dale Reed is that guy who played with broken glass and rusty razor blades as a kid, isn't he?

# ? Feb 11, 2014 19:49

Wanamingo: Feb 22, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

Alter Ego posted:

Dale Reed is that guy who played with broken glass and rusty razor blades as a kid, isn't he?

Broken glass, rusty razor blades, and crude oil.

# ? Feb 11, 2014 19:51

Zeroisanumber: Oct 23, 2010; Nap Ghost

Speaker John Boehner, realizing that he doesn't have the votes to force any concessions out of the Senate or the President, backs down and decides to pass a clean debt ceiling hike. The thread at FReep is suitably apocalyptic because dealing with reality and governance isn't their strong suit, but it also gives us a nice peek into what the average dittohead thinks of Republican leadership:

Boehner backs down, says House to vote on 'clean' debt-limit hike

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To: servo1969
Whenever the rare opportunity to reduce the size of the Spendaholic Federal Government approaches a decision point, the unchallenged and therefore invincible Obamanation Congressional Format, ( OCF ), unfolds flawlessly as follows:

* Permissive, weak and cowardly Speaker �Doormat� Boehner proclaims that THIS time he will protect and defend the US Constitution;
* �Assistant Doormat� Cantor will nod like the bobble head lap dog that he is;
* Cave-In, Con-Artist Ryan will make a side deal with his Pelosi Pals;
* �Rubberstamp� Reid will then approve whatever the Pelosi Pals have shamed Ryan into ramming through the House;
* Lazy, Anti-Work Obama will say �The OCF worked again! That was sooooo EASY!�
* The Left Stream Media will gently boo Boehner, while mildly applauding his �Bipartisan� Leadership;
* �Doormat� Boehner will then slink off sobbing, relieved that he dodged another major tongue-lashing from the Left Stream Media;
* Karl Rove will go on FOX and say �The Moderate House Republicans are showing that they are willing to work with Obama;�
* Krauthammer will go on FOX and say �Unbelievable;�
* The Conservative voters will say:
*** �Yup, permissive RINOs are no match for the Commies, Socialists and Democrats in Congress.
*** We are doomed to feel sorry for ourselves, again.
*** What shall we do?
*** Sigh - - - - .�

BTW, Boehner, Cantor and Ryan are all heavily favored to win re-election to their well-worn House seats in 2014 - - - - .

2 posted on 2/11/2014 11:21:14 AM by Graewoulf (Democrats' Obamacare Socialist Health Insur. Tax violates U.S. Constitution AND Anti-Trust Law.)
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To: Graewoulf
Like anyone is surprised.

Bonehead really is taking up a lot of space and consuming a lot of oxygen that could be more useful to someone with a brain and morals.

May he rest deep, deep in the bowels of h*ll, right next to Mohammed.

3 posted on 2/11/2014 11:22:44 AM by Da Coyote
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This image appears next in a post begging for donations for FR. Beyond the fact that the law authorizing Congress to appoint a Special Prosecutor was allowed to lapse back in 1999, it's interesting that JimRob is using anti-Boehner sentiment to flog for more donations.

The Birther conspiracy has mutated into Obama being the literal son of Malcom X and a Weather Underground fugitive:

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To: servo1969
Boehner might as well steal another Trillion for Soros because they�ll all be sharing a prison cell with �president� Bari Shabazz, son of Malcolm X and �Weather Underground� alum ELIZABETH ANN DUKE (FBI fugitive since 1985).

She skipped bail after getting caught for domestic terrorism, holding forged birth certificates, stolen SSN cards, and equipment to manufacture false ID.

Does that sound familiar?

5 posted on 2/11/2014 11:23:46 AM by LyinLibs (If victims of islam were more "islamophobic," maybe they'd still be alive.)
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Conservatism can't fail, can only be failed:

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To: Norm Lenhart
This current bunch in the beltway GOP is just not interested in an engaged ideological battle with the Dems. Their timidity shows their true colors. Many are just conservative for pay. There is not a conservative patriotic bone in John Boehner�s body.

17 posted on 2/11/2014 11:39:23 AM by lodi90
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It's all a plot! :tinfoil:

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To: Graewoulf
Boner is not a doormat. He�s in on the whole thing. His role is to move the R left, to grown government, to enrich himself. He�s used aggressive, cunning tactics to accomplish it.

36 posted on 2/11/2014 12:43:33 PM by demshateGod (The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God.)
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It's a little foolish to hope since most of these people screaming about Boehner and the GOPe are all going to vote straight-ticket Republican in November, but I'd like to think that more than a few of them are going to throw their vote away on Libertarian or Constamatooshin Party candidates:

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To: Jacquerie
A few of us get a lot of crap for saying that the GOPe is every bit as bad as the dems. But to date, no one has pointed out the benefit of electing someone with an R attached when they stand for exactly the same liberalism. If they didn�t, common sense tells you they�d be opposing the Dems. They arent. They capitulate. REPEATEDLY.

At this point, I have no issue saying that anyone supporting them is supporting Democrats.

39 posted on 2/11/2014 12:49:47 PM by Norm Lenhart
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# ? Feb 11, 2014 20:28

Georgia Peach: Jan 7, 2005; SECESSION IS FUTILE

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To: shortstop
�whose religion denied women the vote�

My mother always claimed that giving women the vote was the stupidest thing they ever did.

We need to go back to the original criteria, that you have to be a male white property owner to vote.
50 posted on Monday, February 10, 2014 8:02:15 AM by dalereed
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To: chessplayer

what the hell is mullet-festooned, the only mullet I kno of are stinking brackish water fish that my father dynamited for chicken feed in 1915.

16 posted on 02/10/2014 3:48:41 AM PST by dalereed
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To: Phillyred

The only right LGBt has is the right to get aids and croak!

8 posted on Wednesday, February 05, 2014 10:23:37 AM by dalereed
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To: Innovative

PETA FREAKS CAN GO POUND SAND, LIONS HAVE TO EAT AND GIRAPHS ARE FOOD!

15 posted on Monday, February 10, 2014 6:39:18 PM by dalereed
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# ? Feb 11, 2014 20:46

quiggy: Aug 7, 2010; [in Russian] Oof.

Georgia Peach posted:

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quote:
To: Phillyred

The only right LGBt has is the right to get aids and croak!

8 posted on Wednesday, February 05, 2014 10:23:37 AM by dalereed
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As a trans person I'm offended by dalereed not thinking my letter of the LGBT alphabet is worth capitalization :colbert:

# ? Feb 11, 2014 20:48

legoman727: Mar 13, 2010; by exmarx

Oh good, they're RINOing Paul Ryan now. There is no one conservative enough for them, is there?

Also Dalereed. :allears:

# ? Feb 11, 2014 20:49

Warmachine: Jan 30, 2012

The thing that keeps me coming back is that they never have and will never in the future have that moment that tells them that the word 'friend of the family' does not make a racist, but rather it is the feeling of supremacy over someone based on their racial background that does. Dalereed exemplifies this perfectly. Shine on you racist bastard.

# ? Feb 11, 2014 20:56

Fritz Coldcockin: Nov 7, 2005

Loving the dude who wants to return us to pre-Constitution voting standards. White, male landowners. But that's not racist. No sirree.

# ? Feb 11, 2014 21:01

Centripetal Horse: Nov 22, 2009; Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

JohnnyCanuck posted:

Space Bypass.

Hyperspace bypass. Coincidentally, I am just finishing up the whole set, again. I'm in the middle of So Long, and Thanks for Al the Fish.

# ? Feb 11, 2014 21:03

silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

Centripetal Horse posted:

Hyperspace bypass. Coincidentally, I am just finishing up the whole set, again. I'm in the middle of So Long, and Thanks for Al the Fish.

Al the Fish, the newest character in the hit new drama, Under The Ocean.

# ? Feb 11, 2014 21:05

Nessus: Dec 22, 2003; After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!

Alter Ego posted:

Loving the dude who wants to return us to pre-Constitution voting standards. White, male landowners. But that's not racist. No sirree.

If you think about it, having a mortgage means you don't really own land. I like that standard because it means my liberal grandfather can vote, but these idiots can't.

# ? Feb 11, 2014 21:05

Sharkie: Feb 4, 2013; by Fluffdaddy

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what the hell is mullet-festooned, the only mullet I kno of are stinking brackish water fish that my father dynamited for chicken feed in 1915.

16 posted on 02/10/2014 3:48:41 AM PST by dalereed
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I'm grinning from ear to ear right now.

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My Dogs Get Obamacare...

This morning I went to sign my dogs up for Obamacare. At first the lady refused saying "Dogs are not eligible for Obamacare."

I explained to her that my dogs are Democrats, of mixed race, lazy, unemployed, can't speak English, and they have no clue as to who their daddy's are... Also, they expect me to feed them and provide them with housing and medical care.

So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify for Obamacare.

My dogs get their first Obamacare check-ups next Monday.

Aaaaand, it's gone. gently caress you. But keep up the rhetoric that labels anyone insured through the ACA as a lazy minority group. That will never come back to bite you.

# ? Feb 11, 2014 21:07

Captain_Maclaine: Sep 30, 2001; Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

Alter Ego posted:

Loving the dude who wants to return us to pre-Constitution voting standards. White, male landowners. But that's not racist. No sirree.

Well why would it be? I'm glad you agree that racial standards for the franchise isn't racist as thinking otherwise would make you that most dreaded of things: the real racist.

# ? Feb 11, 2014 21:10