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Ramagamma posted:Rolling to put out flames is as intuitive as standing on an elevator barrel and holding down.
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Hakkesshu posted:I know this is late, but goddamn I laughed hard at the emails song from the last bombcast. Emails!
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# ? Feb 11, 2014 18:09 |
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Man, after reading the Polygon Lightning Returns review I reeeeallly want to see a Quick Look.
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# ? Feb 11, 2014 18:10 |
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Link for those curiousp but yeah that sounds loving awful even by FF13 standards.
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# ? Feb 11, 2014 18:23 |
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Don't worry guys, it gets good after 70 hours after the credits e: i didn't read the review and am not really sure why people link polygon here but Anime "Catgirl" Editor Brad deserves every possible warning. RoadCrewWorker fucked around with this message at 18:37 on Feb 11, 2014 |
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I like how you guys lambast polygon until they have a review you think a game should have .
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# ? Feb 11, 2014 18:27 |
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Cityinthesea posted:I like how you guys lambast polygon until they have a review you think a game should have . Yea that review was actually kinda lovely but now Polygon is agreeing with a circlejerk so they're a great source.
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# ? Feb 11, 2014 18:28 |
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Cityinthesea posted:I like how you guys lambast polygon until they have a review you think a game should have . Clock right, twice a day. Etc. You cannot argue the absolute sheer drop off between the McElroy content in MBMBAM vs. ANYTHING on polygon. It's stark and confusing.
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# ? Feb 11, 2014 18:30 |
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Considering Polygon objectionable except when they're doing something non objectionable is hardly a double standard.
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# ? Feb 11, 2014 18:31 |
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Jeremy Parish gave it 4 stars, so it's probably alright if you like that sort of game. Philip Kollar is one of the most boring internet personalities out there. At both 1up and Game Informer he dragged down every conversation he was a part of.Captain Internet posted:Clock right, twice a day. Etc. You cannot argue the absolute sheer drop off between the McElroy content in MBMBAM vs. ANYTHING on polygon. It's stark and confusing. Sorry, I'm going to argue that. Justin McElroy is awful at everything he does, and whenever someone posts something from MBMBAM it's 5 minutes of annoying people laughing at their own jokes. Hakkesshu fucked around with this message at 18:47 on Feb 11, 2014 |
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Tatum Girlparts posted:Yea that review was actually kinda lovely but now Polygon is agreeing with a circlejerk so they're a great source. Gamespot gave it 5/10 too, but I trust Kevin VanOrd a lot more than anyone on Polygon. Not that it matters because I'm going to play it anyway (I like 13-2 a lot more than most people).
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# ? Feb 11, 2014 18:38 |
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Square Enix would be so hosed if they didn't have Eidos Interactive keeping them out of bankruptcy.
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# ? Feb 11, 2014 19:03 |
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I'm surprised by how consistent Patrick has become at Spelunky. e: holy poo poo I can't believe he got away with shot-gunning Yama!
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# ? Feb 11, 2014 19:04 |
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Patrick's totally gonna do it. He's gonna beat Yama! EDIT: HE DID IT!
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# ? Feb 11, 2014 19:05 |
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Good loving job Patrick!
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# ? Feb 11, 2014 19:09 |
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Man, decided not to watch live today. Figures. GJ Scoops.
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# ? Feb 11, 2014 19:11 |
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A heartfelt goodbye to the daily Spelunkin' with Scoops, y'all. An eloquent ending, Patty m'boy.
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# ? Feb 11, 2014 19:15 |
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I really wanted that purple bat at the end to just send him hurtling down to the bottom floor I'm gonna miss watching these, looking forward to the Isaac videos!
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# ? Feb 11, 2014 19:16 |
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That moment when he got hit by the eagle head guy and landed a literal inch away from the tiki trap in the temple needs to be made into a gif. That was so loving close.
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# ? Feb 11, 2014 19:16 |
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It's crazy how fast he got good at that game, but I hope he keeps it up with other rogue likes, having a daily stream like that to watch has been pretty nice for early mornings too. Even though I never had a problem with Patrick I think he got a lot more enjoyable with his stuff from Chicago, he really has a ton of enthusiasm for what he does.
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# ? Feb 11, 2014 19:16 |
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Cityinthesea posted:I like how you guys lambast polygon until they have a review you think a game should have . I'm just waiting for the score change.
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# ? Feb 11, 2014 19:26 |
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Only babies like Patrick https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oN9iltnqvvk
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# ? Feb 11, 2014 20:12 |
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Liquid Penguins fucked around with this message at 20:56 on Apr 6, 2015 |
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TheOrange posted:It's crazy how fast he got good at that game, but I hope he keeps it up with other rogue likes, having a daily stream like that to watch has been pretty nice for early mornings too. Yeah I thought it would get old fast but I've watched just about every one. The progression the whole way was wonderful.
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# ? Feb 11, 2014 20:32 |
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Liquid Penguins posted:Patrick released his article pandering to privileged white kids who don't know what real injustice is. I really don't understand what you mean by this.
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Liquid Penguins posted:Patrick released his article pandering to privileged white kids who don't know what real injustice is. Can you tell me what real injustice is
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# ? Feb 11, 2014 20:35 |
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Yodzilla posted:Link for those curiousp but yeah that sounds loving awful even by FF13 standards. Complains that core story concepts are explained in dialogue instead of a codex. Complains that he had to go and do stuff instead of grinding for levels. Complains that he walked all the way across the planet instead of using the fast travel system because it consumes (renewable and totally abundant) resources. Bad game. Eleven out of Twenty. Tempo 119 fucked around with this message at 20:55 on Feb 11, 2014 |
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Liquid Penguins fucked around with this message at 20:56 on Apr 6, 2015 |
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Liquid Penguins posted:We still drone strike people in Afghanistan and I feel worse for them than mr flap bird Why are we even playing video games when people are dying?!?
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# ? Feb 11, 2014 20:40 |
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Valve just posted a metric poo poo-ton of videos from Steam Dev Days: Link
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# ? Feb 11, 2014 20:40 |
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Liquid Penguins posted:We still drone strike people in Afghanistan and I feel worse for them than mr flap bird I'm sure the video game website we read will get right on an article about that.
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# ? Feb 11, 2014 20:41 |
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Liquid Penguins posted:We still drone strike people in Afghanistan and I feel worse for them than mr flap bird Sorry Patrick didn't write an article about drone strikes on video game website Giant Bomb dot com.
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# ? Feb 11, 2014 20:41 |
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Liquid Penguins posted:We still drone strike people in Afghanistan and I feel worse for them than mr flap bird Not one for irony huh.
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# ? Feb 11, 2014 20:43 |
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Liquid Penguins posted:We still drone strike people in Afghanistan and I feel worse for them than mr flap bird You can feel bad about drone strikes in Afghanistan and also feel bad about a Vietnamese dude or whoever created that iOS game getting death threats. I'm sorry that you can only care about one thing at a time ever.
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# ? Feb 11, 2014 20:45 |
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Liquid Penguins posted:Patrick released his article pandering to privileged white kids who don't know what real injustice is. gently caress off, idiot.
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# ? Feb 11, 2014 20:50 |
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It's a tough article to write for a videogames website if only due to the scale of the problem it's attempting to address. People getting abused online isn't limited to just videogames, it's absolutely everywhere. Athletes, celebrities and teens who are on the wrong social side of the week are utterly torn apart. It's hosed up and it's gross, but it's also not news at this point in time. The issue comes when you try and form some sort of response to the problem and that's why the article feels so similar to so many others. Stating that "A combination of legal, technological, and societal changes are needed to make the Internet a safer place, especially for critical, dissenting voices" is just about as useful as saying "Somebody do something!". The call to speak up for victims of harassment is a noble one but if you spent your entire day doing just that would you really make any impact against such a huge number of poo poo talkers? The article comes from a good place, but it's another broad summary of how things are hosed up online followed by a cry for people to be nice.
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# ? Feb 11, 2014 20:51 |
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Liquid Penguins posted:We still drone strike people in Afghanistan and I feel worse for them than mr flap bird Time to send patrick another engraved glass!!
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Liquid Penguins fucked around with this message at 20:56 on Apr 6, 2015 |
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That was a pretty blatant troll y'all
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Liquid Penguins posted:I hope a bad journo writes a blog post about me now. All this e hate how could anyone cope! I don't think you realise the scale of racist abuse that he received, or else you wouldn't be so loving glib about the way white society acted over their Video Game being taken away. Seriously, gently caress off.
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# ? Feb 11, 2014 20:54 |